supermike80 1,285 Posted February 19, 2020 Not bad...not bad Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Secret Asian Man 26 Posted February 19, 2020 Did they gang bang Olaf? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bostonlager 2,463 Posted February 19, 2020 Buschhhhhhhhhhhh Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Drizzay 645 Posted February 19, 2020 I don't know why they wouldn't just go in. The Target I go to is MILF central. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 5,564 Posted February 19, 2020 27 minutes ago, Drizzay said: I don't know why they wouldn't just go in. The Target I go to is MILF central. in yoga pants Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerryskids 5,206 Posted February 19, 2020 37 minutes ago, Drizzay said: I don't know why they wouldn't just go in. The Target I go to is MILF central. Where the hell is a Target "MILF Central"? If that is the case, your Starbucks must be like Hef's mansion. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 5,564 Posted February 19, 2020 Started strong, really lost steam 45 seconds in, way to long. Love the idea. They are trying to steal my idea of putting a "day care bus" outside of the casinos for people to drop their kids off while they gamble. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Strike 3,975 Posted February 19, 2020 10 minutes ago, edjr said: Started strong, really lost steam 45 seconds in, way to long. Love the idea. They are trying to steal my idea of putting a "day care bus" outside of the casinos for people to drop their kids off while they gamble. I thought it had a nice build up throughout. Well done vid. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerryskids 5,206 Posted February 19, 2020 10 minutes ago, edjr said: Started strong, really lost steam 45 seconds in, way to long. Love the idea. They are trying to steal my idea of putting a "day care bus" outside of the casinos for people to drop their kids off while they gamble. It's 4 minutes long. You stand in front of a slot machine at 2AM pulling the handle again. And again... And again... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 5,564 Posted February 19, 2020 5 minutes ago, jerryskids said: It's 4 minutes long. You stand in front of a slot machine at 2AM pulling the handle again. And again... And again... how old are you? pulling a handle We are talking casinos, not the glory hole. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerryskids 5,206 Posted February 19, 2020 2 minutes ago, edjr said: how old are you? pulling a handle We are talking casinos, not the glory hole. I meant metaphorically, but you are right, pushing the button makes it so much less boring. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 5,564 Posted February 19, 2020 Just now, jerryskids said: I meant metaphorically, but you are right, pushing the button makes it so much less boring. I never liked them, they bored me to tears. I decided to try one day, and I won. Started to be more appealing. As you have seen by my recent streak, why would I stop? Only a fool would Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 5,564 Posted February 19, 2020 1 minute ago, porkbutt said: cucks pretty much Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
porkbutt 861 Posted February 19, 2020 Just now, edjr said: pretty much for reals though. is there dudes that really have to go to store with wife? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gladiators 1,904 Posted February 19, 2020 3 minutes ago, porkbutt said: for reals though. is there dudes that really have to go to store with wife? There are. I'm not one of them. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 5,564 Posted February 19, 2020 3 minutes ago, porkbutt said: for reals though. is there dudes that really have to go to store with wife? Nope. doesn't even make sense. Why would I go to the store with someone I know takes an hour to find each thing? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gladiators 1,904 Posted February 19, 2020 2 minutes ago, edjr said: Nope. doesn't even make sense. Why would I go to the store with someone I know takes an hour to find each thing? Yuuuuuge waste of time. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 5,564 Posted February 19, 2020 Just now, Gladiators said: Yuuuuuge waste of time. Don't get me wrong, if I need something I will go with her, but when I find what I need, I will give it to her and then my son and I will go to another store. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gladiators 1,904 Posted February 19, 2020 1 minute ago, edjr said: Don't get me wrong, if I need something I will go with her, but when I find what I need, I will give it to her and then my son and I will go to another store. I'll stop on my way home from work if I need something that my wife can't buy for me when she goes to the store. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 5,564 Posted February 19, 2020 3 minutes ago, Gladiators said: I'll stop on my way home from work if I need something that my wife can't buy for me when she goes to the store. sometimes we have a family trip cause we need sh1f for the house, groceries or whatnot Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gladiators 1,904 Posted February 19, 2020 1 minute ago, edjr said: sometimes we have a family trip cause we need sh1f for the house, groceries or whatnot My wife does that. She asks if there's anything I want/need. She only works Tue - Thu, so she has a lot of time to do that shiit. Kinda nice. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 5,564 Posted February 19, 2020 2 minutes ago, Gladiators said: My wife does that. She asks if there's anything I want/need. She only works Tue - Thu, so she has a lot of time to do that shiit. Kinda nice. Yeah that's cool, but I actually enjoy it. I am guaranteed to see at least 2 people I went to school with per trip Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gladiators 1,904 Posted February 19, 2020 Just now, edjr said: Yeah that's cool, but I actually enjoy it. We know. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 5,564 Posted February 19, 2020 Just now, Gladiators said: We know. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Reality 2,710 Posted February 19, 2020 18 minutes ago, Gladiators said: My wife does that. She asks if there's anything I want/need. She only works Tue - Thu, so she has a lot of time to do that shiit. Kinda nice. Same basic setup for my wife, she works Tuesday, Thursday, and Saturday. She makes the store runs through the week during the day. I can't stand going to the store for any reason, ever. If I do go, there is no shopping, I march directly to what I was instructed to get and I'm done. Stuff I want, clothes, electronics, whatever, I do online. They have exact sizes I want and they drop that sh!t off on my door step. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
porkbutt 861 Posted February 19, 2020 43 minutes ago, edjr said: Yeah that's cool, but I actually enjoy it. I am guaranteed to see at least 2 people I went to school with per trip you like that? i actually pretend i dont see them or hide Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 5,564 Posted February 19, 2020 39 minutes ago, porkbutt said: you like that? i actually pretend i dont see them or hide I dont enjoy seeing people, it's just part of it. I enjoy grocery shopping, my kid likes to push the cart now. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kanil 519 Posted February 19, 2020 I like that comedian. Mostly because my wife is a Bears fan and he has several jokes making fun of how the Bears suck. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerryskids 5,206 Posted February 19, 2020 2 hours ago, edjr said: I never liked them, they bored me to tears. I decided to try one day, and I won. Started to be more appealing. As you have seen by my recent streak, why would I stop? Only a fool would Actually, only a fool believes that they built that casino on a model where you win more than you lose. You are in IT, you must have taken math at some point, right? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 5,564 Posted February 19, 2020 5 minutes ago, jerryskids said: Actually, only a fool believes that they built that casino on a model where you win more than you lose. You are in IT, you must have taken math at some point, right? Have you ever heard of Plato, Aristotle, Socrates? Morons Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerryskids 5,206 Posted February 19, 2020 3 minutes ago, edjr said: Have you ever heard of Plato, Aristotle, Socrates? Morons I don't get it, were they counting cards in blackjack? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Drizzay 645 Posted February 19, 2020 3 hours ago, jerryskids said: Where the hell is a Target "MILF Central"? If that is the case, your Starbucks must be like Hef's mansion. Edina, MN The Target stores here a probably a lot nicer/cleaner than in other places, since they are headquartered here. Nobody shops at a Walmart here but the minorities. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kanil 519 Posted February 19, 2020 4 hours ago, jerryskids said: Where the hell is a Target "MILF Central"? If that is the case, your Starbucks must be like Hef's mansion. Don't all targets have a Starbucks in them? The two around me do. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerryskids 5,206 Posted February 19, 2020 14 minutes ago, Drizzay said: Edina, MN The Target stores here a probably a lot nicer/cleaner than in other places, since they are headquartered here. Nobody shops at a Walmart here but the minorities. Meh, I live in a nice Phoenix suburb, and the Walmart attracts more minorities as well. I've never walked thru the Target with my tongue hanging out tho. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BLS 313 Posted February 19, 2020 1 hour ago, Drizzay said: Edina, MN The Target stores here a probably a lot nicer/cleaner than in other places, since they are headquartered here. Nobody shops at a Walmart here but the minorities. AhDeena? I shop at Walmart, but then again, so do all the methheads in Cambridge. It's a great place to practice situational awareness. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerryskids 5,206 Posted February 19, 2020 This discussion reminds me of a conversation I had with my wife last night, which can be a life learning lesson for the younger geeks out there. 20-ish years ago I sold into a customer in Westlake Village, NW of Los Angeles. It was a pretty upscale area in the San Fernando Valley. I found a Starbucks to kill time before meetings, and was amazed at how many hot MILFs in yoga clothes came into that Starbucks. I mentioned this to my wife. It has maybe come up a few times since then, but yesterday she mentioned it. I don't remember the context, but instead of Westlake Village she said Woodland Hills. Now, for those unfamiliar with the NW LA Valley geography, Woodland Hills is a slightly larger city close to Westlake Village. More interestingly, my wife has never been within 50 miles of this region, so she has no direct knowledge of the area. But somehow she pulled Woodland Hills out of her... Lesson is, if you mention an area with a bunch of hot MILFs, your woman will not only never forget, but she will have investigated the entire area. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vuduchile 1,941 Posted February 19, 2020 6 hours ago, edjr said: Started strong, really lost steam 45 seconds in, way to long. Love the idea. They are trying to steal my idea of putting a "day care bus" outside of the casinos for people to drop their kids off while they gamble. These already exist. The local casino here has a place called kids quest. Ball pit, tunnels, video games, etc. Drop kids off. Pay by the hour. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
