KayJay1971 238 Posted October 22, 2020 When you are dropping a deuce in a public restroom and someone else walks into said restroom, do you give a courtesy flush? I have never done so in the past and I think I have wronged my fellow man in the process.. What say you? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BiffTannen 651 Posted October 22, 2020 No need. My shiit doesn't stink. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Strike 3,975 Posted October 22, 2020 I've given a courtesy flush at home but never in public. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MDC 5,891 Posted October 22, 2020 I never flush at all. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fandandy 3,311 Posted October 22, 2020 I'd rather die than sh1t in a public restroom. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mookz 1,287 Posted October 22, 2020 20 minutes ago, BiffTannen said: No need. My shiit doesn't stink. This. Anytime I've used the bathroom after you it smells like someone has been cooking Thanksgiving stuffing. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fireballer 2,382 Posted October 22, 2020 10 minutes ago, fandandy said: I'd rather die than sh1t in a public restroom. Yeah not a fan. But for some reason, I have to sh!t anytime I go in a Home Depot or Harbor Freight. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
iam90sbaby 2,125 Posted October 22, 2020 44 minutes ago, fandandy said: I'd rather die than sh1t in a public restroom. I'll use a urinal but only if I really have to go Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
5-Points 2,729 Posted October 22, 2020 45 minutes ago, iam90sbaby said: I'll use a urinal but only if I really have to go You sh!t in the urinal? That's gotta be awkward when somebody else walks in. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mookz 1,287 Posted October 22, 2020 1 hour ago, Fireballer said: Yeah not a fan. But for some reason, I have to sh!t anytime I go in a Home Depot or Harbor Freight. Nothing wrong with that, but we'd ask you to please not use the display models. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lickin_starfish 1,480 Posted October 22, 2020 I don't courtesy flush. I don't want the water spraying my cheeks. If it smells too bad for someone, they are free to leave. Also, if masks work, they won't smell anything. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cloaca du jour 2,064 Posted October 22, 2020 I prefer an upper decker when I visit friends or relatives. At work I prefer a frog on a lilly pad. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mike Isles 583 Posted October 23, 2020 2 hours ago, Fireballer said: Yeah not a fan. But for some reason, I have to sh!t anytime I go in a Home Depot or Harbor Freight. Yeah yeah. When you are in those stores you are Toobin not sh1ting. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mike Isles 583 Posted October 23, 2020 Courtesy or not I flush just as the sh1t is exiting my because I don’t even smell my own sh1t. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mookz 1,287 Posted October 23, 2020 15 minutes ago, Mike Isles said: Courtesy or not I flush just as the sh1t is exiting my because I don’t even smell my own sh1t. Isn't it unsatisfying not being able to inspect it afterwards? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mike Isles 583 Posted October 23, 2020 32 minutes ago, Mookz said: Isn't it unsatisfying not being able to inspect it afterwards? More comes out. I call it the afterbirth - that gets inspected Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,640 Posted October 23, 2020 I flush just as the turtle leaves his shell. Best case, the thing is moving like a baby Ruth on the sclitterbahn. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lickin_starfish 1,480 Posted October 23, 2020 2 minutes ago, wiffleball said: I flush just as the turtle leaves his shell. Best case, the thing is moving like a baby Ruth on the sclitterbahn. Does it come out so easily because of your sphincter being ruined? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,640 Posted October 23, 2020 1 minute ago, lickin_starfish said: Does it come out so easily because of your sphincter being ruined? I prefer to call it expanding my horizons. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mookz 1,287 Posted October 23, 2020 15 hours ago, Mike Isles said: More comes out. I call it the afterbirth - that gets inspected I guess I can live with that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,640 Posted October 23, 2020 I think building codes should require the most powerful exhaust fans on the market. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
