[** Official President Joe Biden Thread **]

[Utilit99 4,099]

23 minutes ago, Rusty Syringes said:

Nailed it.

 

28 minutes ago, dogcows said:

Biden - not so much. He’s not going to be an entertaining president

Nailed it?  

 

[Fireballer 2,383]

29 minutes ago, dogcows said:

Trump was an entertaining president; he loved the spotlight. Obama seemed to like the spotlight too.

Biden - not so much. He’s not going to be an entertaining president, but I prefer to wait and see what he accomplishes instead of what he tweets.

Post of the year.  Quality content.  

[Mr. Hand 482]

33 minutes ago, Hardcore troubadour said:

Are you Fockin kidding me? You couldn’t keep Biden off of the Sunday morning shows a few years back. You guys are funny. Hours of his gaffes and lies over the years are available, but yet you say he doesn’t like the spotlight. So funny. He did an interview with Cardi B. 

Rusty and Dog are liberal trolls. They get off on it. 

[Rusty Syringes 478]

13 minutes ago, Mr. Hand said:

Rusty and Dog are liberal trolls. They get off on it. 

With a little love and some tenderness
We'll walk upon the water
We'll rise above the mess
With a little peace and some harmony
We'll take the world together
We'll take 'em by Mr. Hand

'Cause Mr. Hand is for you
Hooo he wanna run with you

Yesterday, he saw you standing there
Your head was down, your eyes were red
No comb had touched your hair
Hand said get up, and let me see you smile
We'll take a walk together
Walk the road a while, 'cause

Mr. Hand is  for you
Mr. Hand is  for you
He wanna run with you
He'll get off on it, babe

Hold Mr. Hand
Want you to hold Mr. Hand
Hold Mr. Hand
He''ll buttjoust you in the sand
Hold Mr. Hand
Maybe we can't change the world but
Mr. Hand wants to love you the best that, the best that he can, yeah

See, he was wasted, and he was tasting me
'Till he thought about your problems, he thought about your crimes
Then he stood up, and then he screamed aloud
I don't wanna be part of your problems
Don't wanna be part of your crowd, no

'Cause Mr. Hand is for you
He's Mr. Hand for you
He wanna run with you
Ah, won't you let him run with you? babe

Hold Mr. Hand
Want you to hold Mr. Hand
Hold Mr. Hand
He'll take you to a place where you can be
Anything you wanna be because
I... Oh... No, No, No, No, No

Hold Mr. Hand
You come on babe now
Hold Mr. Hand
Ohhhhh now
Maybe we can't change the world but
He wanna love me the best that, best that he can
The best that he can

[jerryskids 5,206]

1 hour ago, dogcows said:

Trump was an entertaining president; he loved the spotlight. Obama seemed to like the spotlight too.

Biden - not so much. He’s not going to be an entertaining president, but I prefer to wait and see what he accomplishes instead of what he tweets.

 

1 hour ago, Rusty Syringes said:

Nailed it.

Too bad you didn't look at what Trump accomplished, instead his tweets made you uncomfortable.  Well, in Rusty's case, made his wife uncomfortable as she discussed how mean Trump was with her tree-hugging yoga clients.   

[Rusty Syringes 478]

19 minutes ago, jerryskids said:

 

Too bad you didn't look at what Trump accomplished, instead his tweets made you uncomfortable.  Well, in Rusty's case, made his wife uncomfortable as she discussed how mean Trump was with her tree-hugging yoga clients.   

Looking out a dirty old window
Down below the cars in the city go rushing by
He sits there with an erection and wonders why

Friday night and everyone's moving
His meat is throbbing but it's soothing, heading down
He searches for cack in his dirty town (downtown)

The young ones are going
(Downtown) the young ones are boning
jerryskids in America (whoa)
jerryskids in America (whoa)
He heads to the adult theater for the pee-pee-go-round

Bright lights, the music gets faster
Look, boy, don't check on your watch, not another glance
He's driving hard to get in a man's pants

Hot-shot facial, no problems
Much later, baby, he'll be taking it from behind
You know life is cruel, life is never kind (kind hearts)

Don't make a new story
(Kind hearts) at the gloryhole
jerryskids in America (whoa)
jerryskids in America (whoa)
Everybody live for the pee-pee-go-round

La la la la-la la-la
La la la la-la la, sing
La la la la-la la-la
La la la la-la la

Come closer, honey, that's better
Got to get a brand-new experience, feeling right
Oh, don't try to stop, baby, the poophole is tight

Outside a new poophole is yawning
Outside men sprawling everywhere
He don't want to go, baby

New York to east California
There's a new load coming, he warns ya
jerryskids in America (whoa)
jerryskids in America (whoa)
Everybody lives for the pee-pee-go-round

La la la la-la la-la
La la la la-la la, sing
La la la la-la la-la
La la la la-la la

jerryskids
jerryskids
jerryskids in America
jerryskids
jerryskids
jerryskids in America
jerryskids
jerryskids
jerryskids in America

[dogcows 1,029]

41 minutes ago, jerryskids said:

 

Too bad you didn't look at what Trump accomplished, instead his tweets made you uncomfortable.  Well, in Rusty's case, made his wife uncomfortable as she discussed how mean Trump was with her tree-hugging yoga clients.   

He tweeted like a teenager with ADHD. Nobody is responsible for that behavior but Donald himself. It was a strategy, but I think he miscalculated because it was a two-edged sword. It got his supporters riled up, but it also energized those who didn’t like what he was tweeting.

If somebody else was tweeting instead of the Donald, I can see you having a point about the distraction... But he created the distraction himself, and I think it was a big factor in his loss in 2020. Definitely an “own goal”.

[dogcows 1,029]

1 hour ago, Fireballer said:

Post of the year.  Quality content.  

Thanks. I aim to please. Now that we don’t have 50 Trump tweets a day, you need some entertainment!

[jerryskids 5,206]

1 hour ago, Rusty Syringes said:

Looking out a dirty old window
Down below the cars in the city go rushing by
He sits there with an erection and wonders why

Friday night and everyone's moving
His meat is throbbing but it's soothing, heading down
He searches for cack in his dirty town (downtown)

The young ones are going
(Downtown) the young ones are boning
jerryskids in America (whoa)
jerryskids in America (whoa)
He heads to the adult theater for the pee-pee-go-round

Bright lights, the music gets faster
Look, boy, don't check on your watch, not another glance
He's driving hard to get in a man's pants

Hot-shot facial, no problems
Much later, baby, he'll be taking it from behind
You know life is cruel, life is never kind (kind hearts)

Don't make a new story
(Kind hearts) at the gloryhole
jerryskids in America (whoa)
jerryskids in America (whoa)
Everybody live for the pee-pee-go-round

La la la la-la la-la
La la la la-la la, sing
La la la la-la la-la
La la la la-la la

Come closer, honey, that's better
Got to get a brand-new experience, feeling right
Oh, don't try to stop, baby, the poophole is tight

Outside a new poophole is yawning
Outside men sprawling everywhere
He don't want to go, baby

New York to east California
There's a new load coming, he warns ya
jerryskids in America (whoa)
jerryskids in America (whoa)
Everybody lives for the pee-pee-go-round

La la la la-la la-la
La la la la-la la, sing
La la la la-la la-la
La la la la-la la

jerryskids
jerryskids
jerryskids in America
jerryskids
jerryskids
jerryskids in America
jerryskids
jerryskids
jerryskids in America

Great song.    Here is an interesting read on it and Kim Wilde

https://www.loudersound.com/features/the-story-behind-the-song-kids-in-america-by-kim-wilde

[Utilit99 4,099]

1 hour ago, dogcows said:

Thanks.  Now that we've had 50+ days of creepy joey hiding in his basement,  everyone needs to watch clips of him speaking over the last 50 years for their entertainment!

Agreed

[dogcows 1,029]

8 hours ago, Utilit99 said:

I would pay at least $5 grand to smell one of Trump’s farts.

 

[Utilit99 4,099]

4 minutes ago, dogcows said:

I have eaten creepy joe's shlt straight from his ass. And thanked him for it.

Makes sense.

[Mr. Hand 482]

Oh Rusty 

[Rusty Syringes 478]

39 minutes ago, Mr. Hand said:

Oh Rusty 

I've been naughty, Mr. Hand.

I need ... punishment ...

[Mr. Hand 482]

Just now, Rusty Syringes said:

I've been naughty, Mr. Hand.

I need ... punishment ...

You need mental help.

[Rusty Syringes 478]

2 minutes ago, Mr. Hand said:

You need mental help.

I need a good spanking. Will you lend me ... a hand?

[Hardcore troubadour 12,652]

Just now, Rusty Syringes said:

I need a good spanking. Will you lend me ... a hand?

Sanctuary down? 

[Rusty Syringes 478]

11 minutes ago, Hardcore troubadour said:

Sanctuary down? 

It no longer exists because I destroyed it. 

[Utilit99 4,099]

40 minutes ago, Rusty Syringes said:

It no longer exists because I destroyed it. 

You no longer have a toilet?

[Hardcore troubadour 12,652]

51 minutes ago, Rusty Syringes said:

It no longer exists because I destroyed it. 

Thats the word. Nice work. 

[Fireballer 2,383]

Good thing this because he's not exciting and doesn't want the spotlight.  It would be concerning if it was for other reasons.

 

[Cloaca du jour 2,064]

Holy hell..after all the crap Biden has done his first 50 days...Im glad he didnt do anything his first 47 years

[Rusty Syringes 478]

4 hours ago, Hardcore troubadour said:

Thats the word. Nice work. 

Yep, and now the Blue Wave is forming and fixing to wash over this place like a tsunami. 

Cry softly into your pillow.

[Cloaca du jour 2,064]

9 hours ago, Fireballer said:

Post of the year.  Quality content.  

I can actually agree with this

[Hardcore troubadour 12,652]

Biden says we “may” be able to have a small gathering in our backyard on July 4th. Meanwhile many states are already open and will have full capacity at sporting events. What an out of touch old fool. No one is waiting for your ok if you hadn’t noticed. He probably hasn’t, they don’t let him out too often. 

[Rusty Syringes 478]

23 minutes ago, Hardcore troubadour said:

Biden says we “may” be able to have a small gathering in our backyard on July 4th. Meanwhile many states are already open and will have full capacity at sporting events. What an out of touch old fool. No one is waiting for your ok if you hadn’t noticed. He probably hasn’t, they don’t let him out too often. 

Your BDS is flaming like a Fire Island drag queen.

[Hardcore troubadour 12,652]

I like how all the libtards cackle and cry about Trumps tax cuts going to his pals, but are silent about this stimulus bill and where all this money is going. 

[Rusty Syringes 478]

18 minutes ago, Hardcore troubadour said:

I like how all the libtards cackle and cry about Trumps tax cuts going to his pals, but are silent about this stimulus bill and where all this money is going. 

Your BDS noise could drown out a Metallica concert.

[BeenHereBefore 1,332]

1 hour ago, Hardcore troubadour said:

Biden says we “may” be able to have a small gathering in our backyard on July 4th. Meanwhile many states are already open and will have full capacity at sporting events. What an out of touch old fool. No one is waiting for your ok if you hadn’t noticed. He probably hasn’t, they don’t let him out too often. 

Who let Joe out ? Who, who, who, who ?

[Gladiators 1,904]

50 minutes ago, Hardcore troubadour said:

I like how all the libtards cackle and cry about Trumps tax cuts going to his pals, but are silent about this stimulus bill and where all this money is going. 

Never fails.

[Utilit99 4,099]

11 hours ago, Cloaca du jour said:

Holy hell..after all the crap Biden has done his first 50 days...Im glad he didnt do anything his first 47 years

Amen.

[Utilit99 4,099]

 These are great. Scroll through them. 

https://www.foxnews.com/politics/cartoons-slideshow

I like the #10 cartoon tribute to Limbaugh.

[titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745]

1 hour ago, Utilit99 said:

Amen.

And awomen. 

[Cdub100 3,381]

 

[Hardcore troubadour 12,652]

President Trump was at a fundraiser tonight for dog adoption. Biden was asleep by 730 with Tapioca pudding dribbling down his chin.  Nice job libtards. 

[Rusty Syringes 478]

6 minutes ago, Hardcore troubadour said:

President Trump was at a fundraiser tonight for dog adoption. Biden was asleep by 730 with Tapioca pudding dribbling down his chin.  Nice job libtards. 

The event was yesterday, not tonight, Master Sgt. Moron. 

[Cdub100 3,381]

6 minutes ago, Rusty Syringes said:

The event was yesterday, not tonight, Master Sgt. Moron. 

Good job loser fact checker.

[Hardcore troubadour 12,652]

I’m still laughing about Biden telling the country he may allow us to have a bbq on July 4th. You don’t get to tell us that stuff, gestapo. 

[Cdub100 3,381]

9 minutes ago, Hardcore troubadour said:

I’m still laughing about Biden telling the country he may allow us to have a bbq on July 4th. You don’t get to tell us that stuff, gestapo. 

Disgusting.

[Hardcore troubadour 12,652]

Looks like the whole “insurrection “ narrative is falling apart. Prosecutors asking for an additional 60 days to bring charges. Lol.  No guns, no planning, no nothin but some trespassing and a  assault or two.   BLM - 2 Billion in damages and numerous people killed.