BunnysBastatrds 1,920 Posted December 1, 2021 I’m taking a shower. The best part of my day is Bunny in my buttercup. Feed the puppies and feed me. God bless divorce. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NorthernVike 2,080 Posted December 1, 2021 Wifey? Tell me you're not that stupid . Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bert 1,091 Posted December 1, 2021 8 hours ago, BunnysBastatrds said: I’m taking a shower. The best part of my day is Bunny in my buttercup. Feed the puppies and feed me. God bless divorce. This would have been a much better story if Freckles was involved. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 1,920 Posted December 1, 2021 1 hour ago, NorthernVike said: Wifey? Tell me you're not that stupid . I’m that fawking stupid.🗡 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GutterBoy 2,281 Posted December 1, 2021 What the fock does this all mean? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
[echo] 72 Posted December 1, 2021 8 hours ago, BunnysBastatrds said: God bless divorce. +100 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerryskids 5,206 Posted December 1, 2021 4 minutes ago, GutterBoy said: What the fock does this all mean? I believe it roughly translates to "my wife is horny so I'm washing the stank off my sex pencil." 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NorthernVike 2,080 Posted December 1, 2021 13 minutes ago, BunnysBastatrds said: I’m that fawking stupid.🗡 congrats anyway my man. Here's to wedded bliss. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 1,920 Posted December 1, 2021 18 minutes ago, Bert said: This would have been a much better story if Freckles was involved. Will be seeing Freckles in thirty minutes. I’ll tell her you said good morning. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bert 1,091 Posted December 1, 2021 2 minutes ago, BunnysBastatrds said: Will be seeing Freckles in thirty minutes. I’ll tell her you said good morning. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 1,920 Posted December 1, 2021 1 hour ago, jerryskids said: I believe it roughly translates to "my wife is horny so I'm washing the stank off my sex pencil." Or…Or…My vanilla pudding is in need of a White Sabbath so take a shower and give me inches and feed yourself well. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 1,920 Posted December 1, 2021 41 minutes ago, Bert said: Just saw Freckles. Told her you said hello. She says she’s always liked Bert over Ernie. His big head remains a fond memory. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerryskids 5,206 Posted December 1, 2021 44 minutes ago, BunnysBastatrds said: Or…Or…My vanilla pudding is in need of a White Sabbath so take a shower and give me inches and feed yourself well. I'm afraid to translate this one. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheNewGirl 1,031 Posted December 1, 2021 And posting about how often you get laid usually means you aren't getting laid at all. if you gotta brag about it....it probably isn't happening. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 1,920 Posted December 1, 2021 7 minutes ago, TheNewGirl said: And posting about how often you get laid usually means you aren't getting laid at all. if you gotta brag about it....it probably isn't happening. Spent twenty years married to a woman like you and didn’t have much joy or excitement in the sex department. Much like I imagine you. Now I’m remarried and am a peaCock enjoying my new life. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 5,567 Posted December 1, 2021 "you have a small cack even by asian standards" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 1,920 Posted December 1, 2021 6 minutes ago, edjr said: "you have a small cack even by asian standards" :Andrew Dice Ghey: Put a piece of gum on it!!! Ohhh!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mike Isles 583 Posted December 2, 2021 14 minutes ago, cgod said: Can size? Holy Fawk. A Cgod sighting Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cloaca du jour 2,064 Posted December 2, 2021 I remember Wifey videos... 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MLCKAA 395 Posted December 2, 2021 57 minutes ago, Cloaca du jour said: I remember Wifey videos... Yep Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cgod 0 Posted December 2, 2021 4 hours ago, Mike Isles said: Holy Fawk. A Cgod sighting Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BiPolarBear 476 Posted December 2, 2021 I thought she was going to tell you that she was born a dude. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
