[** Official Trumpty Dumpty Thread - Non-Doomsday **]

[Djgb13 2,339]

10 minutes ago, Pimpadeaux said:

What major colossal fock up?

Sure bud 

[Hardcore troubadour 15,427]

China meddled in the 2020 election. Don’t seem to bother the libs. 

[Cloaca du jour 2,149]

I remember something about 87, 000 new IRS agents...

enlighten us pimpleton how that is supposed to work??  What purpose does it serve?

[paulinstl 296]

5 hours ago, Djgb13 said:

Eh not for me. That’s why I’m confident and willing to put a lot down on it. Ain’t no way bumbling Biden has a chance after this major colossal fock up 

What odds are you giving that neither Trump nor Biden will get nominated?

[Pimpadeaux 2,406]

3 hours ago, Hardcore troubadour said:

China meddled in the 2020 election. Don’t seem to bother the libs. 

Meddling in elections has been going on since the creation of elections. We've meddled in elections around the globe.

Sometimes you got to let go, man. 

[Djgb13 2,339]

19 hours ago, paulinstl said:

What odds are you giving that neither Trump nor Biden will get nominated?

I dunno honestly but I feel confident both will end up on the ticket 

[paulinstl 296]

3 hours ago, Djgb13 said:

I dunno honestly but I feel confident both will end up on the ticket 

In two years, I can see Biden sitting in a Lazy Boy recliner and having drool wiped off his chin, and Trump being under house arrest for criminal fraud.

[Djgb13 2,339]

Just now, paulinstl said:

In two years, I can see Biden sitting in a Lazy Boy recliner and having drool wiped off his chin, and Trump being under house arrest for criminal fraud.

Nah I don’t see either of that happening. Democrats will pull a “Weekend at Bernie’s” before they let him go  

[Pimpadeaux 2,406]

Former prosecutor predicts Clownzo will get 25 years in the can.

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/trump-may-face-25-years-in-prison-be-blocked-from-future-office-kirschner/ar-AA15npTJ?cvid=df18a701c811418d9d16563da5962715

[BirdGang 385]

48 minutes ago, Pimpadeaux said:

Former prosecutor predicts Clownzo will get 25 years in the can.

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/trump-may-face-25-years-in-prison-be-blocked-from-future-office-kirschner/ar-AA15npTJ?cvid=df18a701c811418d9d16563da5962715

Sounds like a dumb Lib wet dream that will never happen. 

[wiffleball 4,790]

5 minutes ago, BirdGang said:

Sounds like a dumb Lib wet dream that will never happen. 

I'll be happy if he just fades away. 

 

 

[Pimpadeaux 2,406]

House committee recommends criminal charges!

https://news.yahoo.com/house-jan-6-committee-recommends-criminal-charges-against-trump-191729327.html

Lock him up!  Lock him up!  Lock him up!  Lock him up!  Lock him up!  Lock him up!  

[Raven Fan 362]

37 minutes ago, Pimpadeaux said:

House committee recommends criminal charges!

https://news.yahoo.com/house-jan-6-committee-recommends-criminal-charges-against-trump-191729327.html

Lock him up!  Lock him up!  Lock him up!  Lock him up!  Lock him up!  Lock him up!  

Lock that fat, orange, moron phuk up.

Excellent. 

[BirdGang 385]

The window lickers have got him this time! No seriously, this time for real! MSNBC Ricky maddow told them so!

[Hardcore troubadour 15,427]

At least we got the nuclear secrets he was planning on selling back. Unless he hid some in the kid cages. 

[jerryskids 6,793]

I dunno man, this looks pretty bad.  I mean, who'd have thought that after spending all of that time and money on this witch hunt, they would come up with recommendations of amorphous charges with no concrete evidence whatsoever.  

[Raven Fan 362]

Watching this moron go down in flames is amazing.  He's not only getting indicted he's being methodically ridiculed and being replaced in the Republican party.  That must make him so SAD...LMFAO

Best case scenario is he runs 3rd party.  Do it Orange Moron!

10 years from now none of you cultist will even admit you supported this turd in public.  You should all be ashamed of yourselves. 

[jerryskids 6,793]

18 minutes ago, Raven Fan said:

Watching this moron go down in flames is amazing.  He's not only getting indicted he's being methodically ridiculed and being replaced in the Republican party.  That must make him so SAD...LMFAO

Best case scenario is he runs 3rd party.  Do it Orange Moron!

10 years from now none of you cultist will even admit you supported this turd in public.  You should all be ashamed of yourselves. 

It's an interesting phenomenon, this TDS.  A significant portion of this country, yourself included, seem perfectly OK with ginning up charges to, I dunno, "save" the country from the evils of Trump?  Completely Machiavellian.  

I suppose this will all fall on deaf ears to a pseud like you, unless one day, the brown shirts come knocking on your door instead.  Remember, nobody starts a movement thinking they are in the wrong.  

[Hawkeye21 2,399]

28 minutes ago, Raven Fan said:

Watching this moron go down in flames is amazing.  He's not only getting indicted he's being methodically ridiculed and being replaced in the Republican party.  That must make him so SAD...LMFAO

Best case scenario is he runs 3rd party.  Do it Orange Moron!

10 years from now none of you cultist will even admit you supported this turd in public.  You should all be ashamed of yourselves. 

If Trump ran as 3rd party I would be very interested to see how many people would follow him and how many would stay loyal to the republican party.

[BirdGang 385]

48 minutes ago, jerryskids said:

I dunno man, this looks pretty bad.  I mean, who'd have thought that after spending all of that time and money on this witch hunt, they would come up with recommendations of amorphous charges with no concrete evidence whatsoever.  

It’s not hard for them to lead their unintelligent followers on these witch hunts. They waste years of their lives foaming at the mouth over it, it’s amazing to watch. 

[jerryskids 6,793]

24 minutes ago, Hawkeye21 said:

If Trump ran as 3rd party I would be very interested to see how many people would follow him and how many would stay loyal to the republican party.

He very well might run 3rd party and if so he'll take enough voters to ensure we get 4 years of President Cackle Harris.  The fact that he won't win and will destroy Republican hopes in the process will never enter his mind.  

[Raven Fan 362]

31 minutes ago, jerryskids said:

It's an interesting phenomenon, this TDS.  A significant portion of this country, yourself included, seem perfectly OK with ginning up charges to, I dunno, "save" the country from the evils of Trump?  Completely Machiavellian.  

I suppose this will all fall on deaf ears to a pseud like you, unless one day, the brown shirts come knocking on your door instead.  Remember, nobody starts a movement thinking they are in the wrong.  

Sure.  I mean Trump is squeaky clean and just constantly harassed for no reason.  Well other than him bilking his cultist using a fake university.  Him stealing from his own charity so that he's not even allowed to run a charity.  The majority of his main henchmen being convicted of some federal crime or other.  His grifting election denying from his cultist and using virtually none of that money to help win elections.  His scamming of the american people by overcharging government officials to stay in his tacky motels.  Him trying to "find" votes and encouraging others to put forth fake electors to overturn a fair election.

But other than those and more Trump is a phuking boy scout.  I'll happily wait for the brown shirts to come get me when my resume looks anything like his.

Phuking cultist...SMH

[jerryskids 6,793]

9 minutes ago, Raven Fan said:

Sure.  I mean Trump is squeaky clean and just constantly harassed for no reason.  Well other than him bilking his cultist using a fake university.  Him stealing from his own charity so that he's not even allowed to run a charity.  The majority of his main henchmen being convicted of some federal crime or other.  His grifting election denying from his cultist and using virtually none of that money to help win elections.  His scamming of the american people by overcharging government officials to stay in his tacky motels.  Him trying to "find" votes and encouraging others to put forth fake electors to overturn a fair election.

But other than those and more Trump is a phuking boy scout.  I'll happily wait for the brown shirts to come get me when my resume looks anything like his.

Phuking cultist...SMH

Thanks for proving my point.  Are any of your items on the recommended indictment list from the 1/6 witch hunt?  No?  Look, I have no problem investigating people for actual wrongdoing, and you listed a lot of stuff, so why is there this witch hunt?  It's like the Leftist cult needs to show that Hagar taking selfies was the MOST DANGEROUS THREAT to the country ever$#@!  Sorry but it just wasn't, no matter how hard you try.  

ETA:  I was OK with the initial investigation, but it clearly became a witch hunt long ago when there was clearly no evidence of Trump's direct involvement in sedition.  I'm sure our board centrists will agree with me.   

[Raven Fan 362]

1 minute ago, jerryskids said:

Thanks for proving my point.  Are any of your items on the recommended indictment list from the 1/6 witch hunt?  No?  Look, I have no problem investigating people for actual wrongdoing, and you listed a lot of stuff, so why is there this witch hunt?  It's like the Leftist cult needs to show that Hagar taking selfies was the MOST DANGEROUS THREAT to the country ever$#@!  Sorry but it just wasn't, no matter how hard you try.  

So you think a horde of moron deplorables smashing their way into the capital to try to prevent the peaceful transition of power in this country is ok?  Is that what you're saying?

[jerryskids 6,793]

7 minutes ago, Raven Fan said:

So you think a horde of moron deplorables smashing their way into the capital to try to prevent the peaceful transition of power in this country is ok?  Is that what you're saying?

I think there is a small gap between "OK" and "the biggest threat to our democracy ever."  I know that nuance is lost on a pseud though.

 

 

[Raven Fan 362]

5 minutes ago, jerryskids said:

I think there is a small gap between "OK" and "the biggest threat to our democracy ever."  I know that nuance is lost on a pseud though.

 

 

Why are you focused on the "worst threat to democracy" part when you know it's hyperbole?  But let's remember that a non-violent transition of power is one of the hallmarks of our country and these cultist yahoos tried to prevent that from happening.  The tweet above is ridiculous and no one series even implied anything like that.  But none of that changes the fact that these moron deplorables succeeded in delaying the peaceful transition of power.  Maybe they come armed to the teeth next time...do we just ignore it?  Do we ignore the king moron who called them to DC and ordered them to march to the capital?  The dude who let our capital be attacked for 3 hours before calling his cultist off?

Aren't conservatives always concerned with slippery slopes? 

[jerryskids 6,793]

5 minutes ago, Raven Fan said:

Why are you focused on the "worst threat to democracy" part when you know it's hyperbole?  But let's remember that a non-violent transition of power is one of the hallmarks of our country and these cultist yahoos tried to prevent that from happening.  The tweet above is ridiculous and no one series even implied anything like that.  But none of that changes the fact that these moron deplorables succeeded in delaying the peaceful transition of power.  Maybe they come armed to the teeth next time...do we just ignore it?  Do we ignore the king moron who called them to DC and ordered them to march to the capital?  The dude who let our capital be attacked for 3 hours before calling his cultist off?

Aren't conservatives always concerned with slippery slopes? 

They delayed it for a few hours tops, and have been more than adequately punished to date.  And they should be punished.

But another hallmark of our country is that we don't make up charges because someone is mean and scary and orange.  Every post of yours further proves my point.

And BTW, if they come armed to the teeth, we'd stop it.  You know that the FBI had infultrated the actual groups discussing bad stuff, right?  So they had a good idea of how bad (or in this case, not bad) things would go down.  Have you ever wondered why there wasn't more security from the get go?  Don't blame Trump for initial security, you'll just sound dumber if possible.  And why doors were opened so they could walk in single file to take selfies?  Since we are dealing in baseless conspiracy theories, one might be led to conclude that it was almost... almost like the powers that be wanted people in there taking souvenirs and selfies.  It's given low cognition pseuds like yourself years of frothing distraction.

[Raven Fan 362]

1 minute ago, jerryskids said:

They delayed it for a few hours tops, and have been more than adequately punished to date.  And they should be punished.

But another hallmark of our country is that we don't make up charges because someone is mean and scary and orange.  Every post of yours further proves my point.

And BTW, if they come armed to the teeth, we'd stop it.  You know that the FBI had infultrated the actual groups discussing bad stuff, right?  So they had a good idea of how bad (or in this case, not bad) things would go down.  Have you ever wondered why there wasn't more security from the get go?  Don't blame Trump for initial security, you'll just sound dumber if possible.  And why doors were opened so they could walk in single file to take selfies?  Since we are dealing in baseless conspiracy theories, one might be led to conclude that it was almost... almost like the powers that be wanted people in there taking souvenirs and selfies.  It's given low cognition pseuds like yourself years of frothing distraction.

Why do you say the doors were opened?  Did you not see them smashing windows and bashing cops?  And you think a group of moron deplorables delaying the peaceful transition of power is just fine?  And your CT about how the "FBI had infiltrated those groups" is startling.  If a couple of tens of the thousands of yahoos had brought guns, tons of people would have died.  We can not allow this type of insurrection in this country over the peaceful transition of power.  The way you're downplaying it is quite un-American. 

[jerryskids 6,793]

12 minutes ago, Raven Fan said:

Why do you say the doors were opened?  Did you not see them smashing windows and bashing cops?  And you think a group of moron deplorables delaying the peaceful transition of power is just fine?  And your CT about how the "FBI had infiltrated those groups" is startling.  If a couple of tens of the thousands of yahoos had brought guns, tons of people would have died.  We can not allow this type of insurrection in this country over the peaceful transition of power.  The way you're downplaying it is quite un-American. 

That's twice now you've accused me of saying "just fine" or "OK" in direct response to me saying it wasn't.  Just how dumb are you exactly?  I need to know before I waste more time on you.

[jerryskids 6,793]

Pretty clearly open the gate, then turn around and walk toward the capitol with no concern regarding the protesters behind them.

Just saying...

[Raven Fan 362]

2 minutes ago, jerryskids said:

Pretty clearly open the gate, then turn around and walk toward the capitol with no concern regarding the protesters behind them.

Just saying...

Seriously?  Do I need to post up a video of the deplorables bashing cops, smashing windows, and kicking in doors?

You are far far to wedded to this idea that the moron deplorables just strolled in and took selfies.  I hope you know that's not true at all.  Hell tens of injured cops says otherwise if nothing else.

C'mon boyo. 

[Horseman 2,458]

9 minutes ago, jerryskids said:

That's twice now you've accused me of saying "just fine" or "OK" in direct response to me saying it wasn't.  Just how dumb are you exactly?  I need to know before I waste more time on you.

He's as dumb as they come.  He makes Hauck and Gutter look like rocket scientists.  

[Pimpadeaux 2,406]

1 hour ago, Raven Fan said:

Seriously?  Do I need to post up a video of the deplorables bashing cops, smashing windows, and kicking in doors?

You are far far to wedded to this idea that the moron deplorables just strolled in and took selfies.  I hope you know that's not true at all.  Hell tens of injured cops says otherwise if nothing else.

C'mon boyo. 

They cast aside common sense and reality and wholeheartedly believe anything that pours out of Clownzo's mouth. They parrot him and Cucker Carlson. They can't question the obvious and refuse to take a look outside the information sources that tell them what they want to hear for the sake of ratings.

The Jan. 6 committee issued its finding, and there is an overwhelming body of evidence and testimony that shows he whipped his MAGAtards into a frenze, didn't discourage them from violence, sat on his fat, orange ass while people of his own party begged him to do something, thought Pence getting killed wasn't a bad idea and then finally caved in and told these idiots for whom he declared "love" to go home.

Whether there is a crime or three he committed in there will be up to the legal system.

[jerryskids 6,793]

1 hour ago, Raven Fan said:

Seriously?  Do I need to post up a video of the deplorables bashing cops, smashing windows, and kicking in doors?

You are far far to wedded to this idea that the moron deplorables just strolled in and took selfies.  I hope you know that's not true at all.  Hell tens of injured cops says otherwise if nothing else.

C'mon boyo. 

No, you need to comment on my video.  Thoughts?  I don't really expect any from you because your cognitive dissonance won't allow it, but I figured I'd ask.

 

[jerryskids 6,793]

Also, can some TDS person point me to the transcript from the 1/6 committee witch hunts where they investigated and interviewed witnesses regarding the video evidence I showed?  The state purpose of the committee is beyond the witch hunt after all.  From Vox:

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The January 6 committee was created by Congress to investigate the circumstances around the attack on the Capitol, to recommend “changes in law, policy, procedures, rules, or regulations” to prevent future acts of violence, and “to strengthen the security and resilience of the United States and American democratic institutions.”

 

[Pimpadeaux 2,406]

2 minutes ago, jerryskids said:

Also, can some TDS person point me to the transcript from the 1/6 committee witch hunts where they investigated and interviewed witnesses regarding the video evidence I showed?  The state purpose of the committee is beyond the witch hunt after all.  From Vox:

 

You're quite jiggy today with the MAGAtard terms such as TDS and witch hunt. There is no such thing as TDS, and Clownzo firing up a mob to attack the Capitol and do nothing about it for so long certainly warranted an investigation, as did him taking classified material to Tard-a-Lago, his election-fraud nonsense and his tax fraud.

TDS and witch hunt are just MAGAtardisms parroted from Clownzo and their beloved infotainers in an effort to deflect from reality.

[jerryskids 6,793]

31 minutes ago, Pimpadeaux said:

You're quite jiggy today with the MAGAtard terms such as TDS and witch hunt. There is no such thing as TDS, and Clownzo firing up a mob to attack the Capitol and do nothing about it for so long certainly warranted an investigation, as did him taking classified material to Tard-a-Lago, his election-fraud nonsense and his tax fraud.

TDS and witch hunt are just MAGAtardisms parroted from Clownzo and their beloved infotainers in an effort to deflect from reality.

So, that's a "no"?   

And funny from a Lefty troll who has typed Clownzo thinking it's funny the 928731489203th time.   

[Pimpadeaux 2,406]

2 minutes ago, jerryskids said:

So, that's a "no"?   

And funny from a Lefty troll who has typed Clownzo thinking it's funny the 928731489203th time.   

Clownzo is original. I don't find it particularly funny. That's what he is - a pathetic, narcissistic, orange clown who somehow holds a power over the deluded MAGAtards who make excuses for him at every turn and can't see what a dangerous sh!t show he is and hands down our country's worst president.

You buy up his trading cards for stocking stuffers this year?

 

[Raven Fan 362]

56 minutes ago, jerryskids said:

No, you need to comment on my video.  Thoughts?  I don't really expect any from you because your cognitive dissonance won't allow it, but I figured I'd ask.

 

So police moved the barricades for the moron deplorables before they overran them and the moron deplorables still bashed their way into the capital.

What do you think the police moving the barriers proves exactly?  The moron deplorables totally smashed and kicked their way into the People's House.

Every American should be outraged and want those people to serve hard time.  Same with the Orange Moron who called them to DC and ordered them to march on the capital. 

[posty 2,696]

3 hours ago, Raven Fan said:

So you think a horde of moron deplorables smashing their way into the capital to try to prevent the peaceful transition of power in this country is ok?  Is that what you're saying?

How about the horde of moron deplorables smashing their way into many stores in multiple cities to try to scare people during the BLM “peaceful” protests in this country?  Are you saying that is okay?