Mr Fantasy 67 Posted December 13, 2022 Now that SBF is in custody the only thing I care going forward is who plays Caroline Ellison in the miniseries. There are 100 jabronis that could play Bankman Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thornton Melon 620 Posted December 13, 2022 Anna Kendrick Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TimHauck 2,856 Posted December 13, 2022 I can’t believe Biden would allow him to be arrested after he helped him launder all that money from Ukraine. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TimHauck 2,856 Posted December 13, 2022 But to answer the question, if they’re going for the better looking version, maybe Zooey Deschanel or Mila Kunis. The somewhat accurate version, maybe Mayim Bialik Somewhere in between, Ariel Winter Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dogcows 1,030 Posted December 13, 2022 2 hours ago, TimHauck said: But to answer the question, if they’re going for the better looking version, maybe Zooey Deschanel or Mila Kunis. The somewhat accurate version, maybe Mayim Bialik Somewhere in between, Ariel Winter If they are looking for the person who looks most like her, Kyle Mooney from SNL. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SUXBNME 1,499 Posted December 13, 2022 2 hours ago, TimHauck said: I can’t believe Biden would allow him to be arrested after he helped him launder all that money from Ukraine. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
5-Points 3,522 Posted December 13, 2022 10 hours ago, TimHauck said: I can’t believe Biden would allow him to be arrested after he helped him launder all that money from Ukraine. Well, since he was set to testify in front of congress again, mebbe they wanted to get him under wraps before he could spill the beans. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TimHauck 2,856 Posted December 13, 2022 57 minutes ago, 5-Points said: Well, since he was set to testify in front of congress again, mebbe they wanted to get him under wraps before he could spill the beans. Yeah because he can’t still do that in exchange for leniency. Idiot. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore troubadour 15,407 Posted December 13, 2022 Biden DOJ to the rescue again. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TimHauck 2,856 Posted December 13, 2022 He wasn’t going to testify. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TimHauck 2,856 Posted December 13, 2022 21 minutes ago, Hardcore troubadour said: Biden DOJ to the rescue again. Lol if you still think the Dems were in on the scam Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TimHauck 2,856 Posted December 13, 2022 Krystal nails it at 8:25, a point I had made earlier: “people speculate he may not go to prison because he funded political donations…it’s actually quite the opposite. They were friendly with him when they were getting that cash, that has now dried up and he has publicly humiliated and embarrassed them. He’s going to prison.” Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MDC 7,405 Posted December 13, 2022 Big deal. Let’s focus on the real issues, like twerking kids and drag queen story hour. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Alias Detective 1,399 Posted December 13, 2022 1 hour ago, MDC said: Big deal. Let’s focus on the real issues, like twerking kids and drag queen story hour. That IS a much bigger deal than a few wealthy people losing on a speculative investment. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MDC 7,405 Posted December 13, 2022 3 minutes ago, Alias Detective said: That IS a much bigger deal than a few wealthy people losing on a speculative investment. Agreed. Dude in a dress reading a book is a far bigger deal than billion$ in security fraud. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
5-Points 3,522 Posted December 13, 2022 Tim thinks the Dems are going to let this guy go to prison and he calls other people idiots.  What a maroon! How about they want him to clam up so they can work out a deal without going to trial? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore troubadour 15,407 Posted December 13, 2022 This is like Michael Corleone bringing in Pantangelis brother from Sicily. Shut this guy up until we can work on him. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Alias Detective 1,399 Posted December 13, 2022 16 minutes ago, MDC said: Agreed. Dude in a dress reading a book is a far bigger deal than billion$ in security fraud. Yep, drag queens are nothing more than men playing dress up for story hour. Just don't let whitey be an Indian or where black face. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MDC 7,405 Posted December 13, 2022 Just now, Alias Detective said: Yep, drag queens are nothing more than men playing dress up for story hour. Just don't let whitey be an Indian or where black face. We should certainly prioritize this over billion$ in fraud. You’ve got your finger on the pulse of what matters to Americans. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Alias Detective 1,399 Posted December 13, 2022 1 minute ago, MDC said: We should certainly prioritize this over billion$ in fraud. You’ve got your finger on the pulse of what matters to Americans. Your way of discussion is very condescending. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore troubadour 15,407 Posted December 13, 2022 Yeah, the FTX thing isn’t being prioritized. Nothing is being done. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TimHauck 2,856 Posted December 13, 2022 22 minutes ago, 5-Points said: Tim thinks the Dems are going to let this guy go to prison and he calls other people idiots.  What a maroon! How about they want him to clam up so they can work out a deal without going to trial? I will bet you $100 SBF goes to prison Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TimHauck 2,856 Posted December 13, 2022 The GC thinks being indicted is “nothing,” lol Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TBayXXXVII 2,545 Posted December 13, 2022 1 hour ago, TimHauck said: Lol if you still think the Dems were in on the scam I wouldn't doubt that some on both sides were. Well, maybe not the "scam" itself, but knew about it and looked the other way. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
5-Points 3,522 Posted December 13, 2022 He'll pay a fine and go to a country club for maybe a year. He's already greased too many palms to do any real time over this. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MDC 7,405 Posted December 13, 2022 13 minutes ago, Alias Detective said: Your way of discussion is very condescending. You get what you give. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TBayXXXVII 2,545 Posted December 13, 2022 Don't worry, he'll probably "commit suicide" before spending any real time in prison. Or, he'll get the Ghislaine Maxwell treatment. Anyone notice that this summer, she was transferred to a low security prison in Florida that "According to a prison consulting firm, Zoukis Consulting Group, inmates can take part in yoga, a talent show and watch movies, while a prospectus for the facility shows detainees playing sports like softball, basketball and volleyball. They are also able to try hobbies like painting, leather-work, art and ceramics." The DC elites will make sure he has a quiet sendoff ("suicide"), or a soft landing spot where he gets to do yoga and ceramics. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TimHauck 2,856 Posted December 13, 2022 15 minutes ago, 5-Points said: He'll pay a fine and go to a country club for maybe a year. He's already greased too many palms to do any real time over this. Didn’t take you long to backtrack. So that’s a no to the bet then? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WhiteWonder 2,734 Posted December 13, 2022 2 hours ago, TimHauck said: Krystal nails it at 8:25, a point I had made earlier: “people speculate he may not go to prison because he funded political donations…it’s actually quite the opposite. They were friendly with him when they were getting that cash, that has now dried up and he has publicly humiliated and embarrassed them. He’s going to prison.” Oh Krystal? Well then… that changes everything Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TimHauck 2,856 Posted December 13, 2022 4 minutes ago, WhiteWonder said: Oh Krystal? Well then… that changes everything Not sure what you mean? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
5-Points 3,522 Posted December 13, 2022 16 minutes ago, TimHauck said: Didn’t take you long to backtrack. So that’s a no to the bet then? I didn't backtrack. I said they wouldn't let him go to prison. I didn't say he wouldn't do any time. He has the goods on a lot of them. They will work out a deal where he doesn't DO ANY REAL TIME and no incriminating info comes out about who got what and when. I stand by my assertion that he won't go to Federal Fock you in the ass prison for any length of time. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TimHauck 2,856 Posted December 13, 2022 1 minute ago, 5-Points said: I didn't backtrack. I said they wouldn't let him go to prison. I didn't say he wouldn't do any time. He has the goods on a lot of them. They will work out a deal where he doesn't DO ANY REAL TIME and no incriminating info comes out about who got what and when. I stand by my assertion that he won't go to Federal Fock you in the ass prison for any length of time. No, you said “prison,” not “federal fock you in the ass prison,” Michael Bolton. A “country club prison” is still prison Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 6,580 Posted December 13, 2022 I guess this thread was too good for the crypto thread? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
5-Points 3,522 Posted December 13, 2022 6 minutes ago, TimHauck said: No, you said “prison,” not “federal fock you in the ass prison,” Michael Bolton. A “country club prison” is still prison I know what I said and I know what I meant. Now you know what I meant. Now kindly, fock off. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Strike 5,535 Posted December 13, 2022 5 hours ago, TimHauck said: He wasn’t going to testify. He was going to testify. Forbes even posted a draft of his prepared statement last night. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore troubadour 15,407 Posted December 13, 2022 He was going to “testify” via zoom. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TimHauck 2,856 Posted December 13, 2022 10 minutes ago, Strike said: He was going to testify. Forbes even posted a draft of his prepared statement last night. Oh sh1t, he sent a draft? Well I guess that settles it then. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TimHauck 2,856 Posted December 13, 2022 9 minutes ago, Hardcore troubadour said: He was going to “testify” via zoom. You don’t even believe the words of Republican senator Pat Toomey? Lol Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
