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3 hours ago, Ultra Max Power said:

I forget which podcast I was listening to at the time that discussed this idea.  It was discussing the modern liberal group think front.  There are certain ideas where liberals are allowed to disagree with each other,  i.e. universal basic income or masking policies, but there are other aspects that disagreeing with will get you shunned from the group like Trans rights, J6 or vaccines. 

Jimmy Dore 

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1 minute ago, Pimpadeaux said:

I intentionally used that word instead of anaphylactic, silly goose.

Of course you did.

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5 minutes ago, GutterBoy said:

Of course you did.

From age 9 until just a few years ago, I took weekly allergy shots, so I'm quite familiar with the term "anaphylactic shock."

My biggest allergies as a kid were cats and dust. Getting tested sucks, so for decades I avoided testing and just got injected with the same crap year after year after year.

The clinic finally said no more for me until I got re-tested, which revealed that I was no longer remotely allergic to cats and dust.

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4 minutes ago, Pimpadeaux said:

From age 9 until just a few years ago, I took weekly allergy shots, so I'm quite familiar with the term "anaphylactic shock."

My biggest allergies as a kid were cats and dust. Getting tested sucks, so for decades I avoided testing and just got injected with the same crap year after year after year.

The clinic finally said no more for me until I got re-tested, which revealed that I was no longer remotely allergic to cats and dust.

Please rusty, tell us more.

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44 minutes ago, TK0001 said:

I would place you on a hill of red ants and then set fire to the hill.

Thereby saving him from being eaten by the ants and providing him a nice snack of fire-roasted ants. 

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2 minutes ago, Engorgeous George said:

Thereby saving him from being eaten by the ants and providing him a nice snack of fire-roasted ants. 

I'll make the jokes around here, Engorgeous George.

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47 minutes ago, TK0001 said:

You do know who I am, right? :unsure:

I would definitely categorize Rogan as left-leaning. I believe that's how he categorizes himself, too. I don't know enough about Taibbi or Weiss to form an opinion.

In fact, Rogan had a live broadcast during the 2016 election in which he and all his buddies were sh!tting all over Trump, and they were shocked he started winning. They predicted how focked up the country would become because of Trump. Hardly the rantings of a conservative.

Yes, I know who you are, I was somewhat facetiously introducing you to our new poster Tim.  Tim is from FBG because they shut down their political playhouse for not being excellent to each other.  He is like distilled, thrice-filtered essence of liberalism.  

30 minutes ago, Pimpadeaux said:

When I was around 16, I was out joyriding in my mom's white Cadillac in Galveston. 

It had rained a bunch, and I was on some rutted caliche road that had some water on it. Water was splashing onto the car, and I was concerned it was going to get pretty dirty, so I moved a little to the right, but it turned out to be a water-filled ditch, and the back end of the car got stuck in it.

I was barefoot and needed to walk somewhere to use a phone and call a wrecker.

During heavy rains, fire ants come out of their mounds and form floating mats for survival.

I accidentally stepped into one of those mats and wound up with 50-60 fire-ant bites on each leg. I'm lucky I didn't have some prophylactic reaction.

My parents were pretty :mad: about the car, which wasn't damaged, but the fire-ant attack on my legs somewhat lessened their ire.

It didn't help that later in the day I launched a paper airplane from the beach-house loft. It floated around the room and then struck my mom in the forehead, which made her  :mad: :mad:

That day at the beach wasn't anything but a day at the beach.

I've got a mental image of Huckleberry Finn on a raft of fire ants poling his way towards Deliverance music.  :thumbsup: 

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Only Rusty could take a story about how he nearly died by fire ants and bring it back to cats. Impressive!

 

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12 minutes ago, jerryskids said:

Yes, I know who you are, I was somewhat facetiously introducing you to our new poster Tim.  Tim is from FBG because they shut down their political playhouse for not being excellent to each other.  He is like distilled, thrice-filtered essence of liberalism.  

No he's not, TK.  He only appears that way to brainwashed Magas.

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2 minutes ago, GutterBoy said:

No he's not, TK.  He only appears that way to brainwashed Magas.

Yes he is.  Here, let's ask him.  @The Real timschochet, do you consider yourself a liberal?

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Most liberal white men see themselves as Matt Damon in Good Will Hunting. But they are really the doosh in the ponytail at the bar. How you like them apples? 

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3 minutes ago, GutterBoy said:

No he's not, TK.  He only appears that way to brainwashed Magas.

Also funny that you call me a "brainwashed Maga," I'm guessing anyone right of AOC is Maga in your simplistic brain.

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1 minute ago, jerryskids said:

Yes he is.  Here, let's ask him.  @The Real timschochet, do you consider yourself a liberal?

Of course he's a liberal, he said that, but "distilled, thrice-filtered essence", whatever that means?  It's clear you were trying to call him an extreme, and I haven't see that.

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Just now, jerryskids said:

Also funny that you call me a "brainwashed Maga," I'm guessing anyone right of AOC is Maga in your simplistic brain.

No not at all, but you used to be a pretty normal guy from what I remember.

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Just now, GutterBoy said:

Of course he's a liberal, he said that, but "distilled, thrice-filtered essence", whatever that means?  It's clear you were trying to call him an extreme, and I haven't see that.

I tagged him dummy, let's wait until he answers instead of you speaking for him.

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10 minutes ago, OldMaid said:

Only Rusty could take a story about how he nearly died by fire ants and bring it back to cats. Impressive!

 

It always comes back to cats.

I've got two of the fockers in my lap right now.

Both of them used to be feral as hell and hissed and spat at anyone who got within 10 yards of them.

I forced my love upon them, and now they're the sweetest cats in the hizzah!

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1 minute ago, Hardcore troubadour said:

Most liberal white men see themselves as Matt Damon in Good Will Hunting. But they are really the doosh in the ponytail at the bar. How you like them apples? 

Most Maga white men see themselves as Rocky , but they are really Paulie.

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Just now, GutterBoy said:

Most Maga white men see themselves as Rocky , but they are really Paulie.

Unoriginal. And it would work better and be more interesting if you made a Gordon Gecko/ Bud Fox comparison.  I got you. 

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4 minutes ago, GutterBoy said:

Most Maga white men see themselves as Rocky , but they are really Paulie.

Most MAGA white men, see themselves as Michael Corleone, but they’re really Fredo.

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6 minutes ago, Pimpadeaux said:

It always comes back to cats.

I've got two of the fockers in my lap right now.

Both of them used to be feral as hell and hissed and spat at anyone who got within 10 yards of them.

I forced my love upon them, and now they're the sweetest cats in the hizzah!

I do not support forced love.

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4 minutes ago, GutterBoy said:

No not at all, but you used to be a pretty normal guy from what I remember.

Just a few examples of how I don't support Trump.  Otherwise good job, good effort. 

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8 minutes ago, Engorgeous George said:

I do not support forced love.

It was gently forced. I caught the one on the right napping on the kitchen counter, gently trapped her with my hand and administered skritches.

She panicked for a second before melting and purring.

She's been sitting in my lap every night ever since.

https://postimg.cc/64KWJrFs

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9 minutes ago, jerryskids said:

Just a few examples of how I don't support Trump.  Otherwise good job, good effort. 

Well I never said that you still supported him, but whatever makes you feel better about yourself.  Way to go.

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14 minutes ago, OldMaid said:

Most MAGA white men, see themselves as Michael Corleone, but they’re really Fredo.

Most MAGA white men see themselves as Kevin Spacey in American Beauty, but they're really the closeted gay murdering neighbor.

SPOILER ALERT

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21 minutes ago, Engorgeous George said:

I do not support forced love.

Neither do the cats. ☹️

 

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4 hours ago, TK0001 said:

Okay. So the reality of conservatives is they all hate non-whites and are fake-Christians and want to see the world covered in oil.

This is fun.

In fairness, most Liberals/Democratic voters are ignorant to reality and believe we have an honest media.   The reality is the major media outlets are controlled by our intelligence agencies and the masses are being brainwashed to see a false reality.   Our elected government has limited power as the brainwashed "moderates" unwilling advance the agenda of the elitist establishment, while the people on the fringes who partially see the corruption but are divided by irrelevant issues and occasionally feed a bone so that they believe the system works.   The system is broken, and we are being played.  

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12 minutes ago, GutterBoy said:

Most MAGA white men see themselves as Kevin Spacey in American Beauty, but they're really the closeted gay murdering neighbor.

SPOILER ALERT

Most MAGA white men see themselves as James Cole but they’re really Jeffrey Goines

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30 minutes ago, Pimpadeaux said:

It was gently forced. I caught the one on the right napping on the kitchen counter, gently trapped her with my hand and administered skritches.

She panicked for a second before melting and purring.

She's been sitting in my lap every night ever since.

https://postimg.cc/64KWJrFs

Gently forced while you caught her napping!  Sounds non-consensual to me.  Then she panicks.  Dude!  Wasn't this the theme of the movie Kiss the Girls?

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8 minutes ago, OldMaid said:

Most MAGA white men see themselves as James Cole but they’re really Jeffrey Goines

I see myself as the driver of the car in the drive-through lane behind the Real Estate King and Mrs. Burnham when they pull into the burger place and are served by Lester.  I just want my meal, generally without drama, but if the drama is humorous i can wait, a bit.

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2 minutes ago, Engorgeous George said:

Gently forced while you caught her napping!  Sounds non-consensual to me.  Then she panicks.  Dude!  EWan't this the theme of the movie Kiss the Girls?

Son, sometimes you have to MAKE THEM LOVE YOU.

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2 minutes ago, Engorgeous George said:

I see myself as the driver of the car in the drive-through lane behind the Real Estate King and Mrs. Burnham when they pull into the burger place and are served by Lester.  I just want my meal, generally without drama, but if the drama is humorous i can wait, a bit.

You suck at this

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One liberal “man” sees himself as Gutterboy but he’s also  Shooter MCGavin/Vomit/ Jeff Probst/ Some Chargers player and about ten others. 

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1 minute ago, GutterBoy said:

You suck at this

:lol:

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4 minutes ago, Hardcore troubadour said:

One liberal “man” sees himself as Gutterboy but he’s also  Shooter MCGavin/Vomit/ Jeff Probst/ Some Chargers player and about ten others. 

BE MORE FUNNY!

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Real Tim sees himself as Robin Williams in Dead Poets Society but he’s actually Stephen Rae in The Crying Game. 

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Tardcore thinks he’s patrolling the streets when he’s really driving Lyft.

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8 minutes ago, Hardcore troubadour said:

Real Tim sees himself as Robin Williams in Dead Poets Society but he’s actually Stephen Rae in The Crying Game. 

HT sees himself as Richard Pryor but he’s actually Dane Cook. 🙁

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MDC dreamt last night that it was actually pillows but when he woke up it was just  like John Candy. 

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7 minutes ago, Hardcore troubadour said:

MDC dreamt last night that it was actually pillows but when he woke up it was just  like John Candy. 

Awaiting the response from the My Pillow guy.

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