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What song do you shave to ?

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30 minutes ago, bostonlager said:

 

So you shave and play air guitar at the same time ?

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6 minutes ago, BeenHereBefore said:

Talk Radio.

Do you polish the Bishop to that too ? Asking for a friend 

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13 minutes ago, TommyGavin said:

Do you polish the Bishop to that too ? Asking for a friend 

Na needs some Barry White for that to get me in the mood.

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I would give you the stars in the sky But they´re too far away If you were a hooker you´d know I´d be happy to pay If suddenly you were a guy I´d be suddenly gay ´Cause my heart belongs to you My love is pure and true My heart belongs to you But my is community property You´re the only girl I like to screw When I´m not on the road When I come home my dinner´s made And the front lawn is mowed I kiss your mouth Even after you´d swallow my love ´Cause my heart belongs to you There ain´t nothing I wouldn´t do for you My heart belongs to you But my is community property I wanna make it clear So you retain it My ´s of free spirit And you can´t restrain it No you just can´t chain it down I love you so much it hurts From my head to my feet I think of you when I can´t help But fondle my meat I see your face everytime That I go out and cheat ´Cause my heart belongs to you There ain´t nothing I wouldn´t do My heart belongs to you But my dong is community property Yeah yeah yeah No no (community property) Oh no no (community property) No ohnooo Community property

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2 hours ago, TommyGavin said:

Usually Swamp Song by Tool

'Cause you're a dumb and belligerent fücker :wub:

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