Last minute shopping list for Justin’s trip to the looney bin!

[OldMaid 2,130]

Since Justin’s trip to the nearest psych ward seems eminent, I thought it’d be nice if we put together a list of things he might need.

 

1.  Footsie pajamas

 

 

GO!

[OldMaid 2,130]

2.  A framed picture of his girlfriend  mother.

[MDC 7,422]

3. Old school Walkman (no batteries) he uses to talk to Putin.

[GutterBoy 2,899]

4. Stuffed Putin bear

[Engorgeous George 2,331]

A copy of this song

Bing Videos

[Mike Honcho 5,270]

6. His copy of Catcher in the Rye with all the passages that contain secret messages highlighted. 

[seafoam1 3,023]

8 minutes ago, OldMaid said:

Since Justin’s trip to the nearest psych ward seems eminent, I thought it’d be nice if we put together a list of things he might need.

 

1.  Footsie pajamas

 

 

GO!

It would be awesome if he gets a room between yours  and honcho's. 

[GutterBoy 2,899]

7. Keenan Allen blow up doll

[OldMaid 2,130]

8.  Justin Herbert’s chin diaper. 

[Bier Meister 1,710]

22 minutes ago, MDC said:

3. Old school Walkman (no batteries) he uses to talk to Putin.

franks-n-beans

[Pimpadeaux 2,406]

9.) This:

https://www.amazon.com/Build-Conspiracy-Theory-Magnetic-Tiles/dp/B0BBFFRBTB/ref=sr_1_1_sspa?hvadid=631492199934&hvdev=c&hvlocphy=9027100&hvnetw=g&hvqmt=e&hvrand=16322967210643714207&hvtargid=kwd-1911852580032&hydadcr=7663_13589716&keywords=conspiracy%2Btheory%2Bmagnets&qid=1695251351&sr=8-1-spons&sp_csd=d2lkZ2V0TmFtZT1zcF9hdGY&th=1

[Pimpadeaux 2,406]

28 minutes ago, OldMaid said:

2.  A framed picture of his girlfriend  mother.

[iam90sbaby 2,610]

Alot of estrogen in this thread

[OldMaid 2,130]

10.  His VHS copy of Red Dawn that he taped over the ending so the Soviets won.

[JustinCharge 2,397]

good idea! keep all the liberal crazies confined to this thread so we can ignore it.

[IGotWorms 4,058]

Dartboard with Prigozhin’s face on it 

[MDC 7,422]

9 minutes ago, JustinCharge said:

good idea! keep all the liberal crazies confined to this thread so we can ignore it.

How’s that going for you?

[BunnysBastatrds 2,440]

As a proud member that has done two tours of duty, the handbook of “How To Make Friends In Prison And The Psych Ward”. 
 

 First rule of Psych ward- Give your food to the scary  

Second rule of Psych ward- Wear warm clothing. IT’s fawking cold in there 

Third rule of Psych ward- Don’t play monopoly with lunatics coming off of meth/coke in the wreck room watching Judge Judy

Fourth rule of Psych ward- The nurses station is your best friend now

Fifth rule of the Psych ward-Do not EVER talk with a woman with bandages on her wrists that clearly are attempted suicide marks. And don’t answer the knock on the door in the middle of the night.Tempting, but the golden rule, never put your d!ck in crazy

 

 

 

[seafoam1 3,023]

9 hours ago, MDC said:

How’s that going for you?

You're here. Seems to be working well. 

[OldMaid 2,130]

11.  Mouth guard for his upcoming shock treatments.

[JustinCharge 2,397]

6 minutes ago, OldMaid said:

11.  Mouth guard for his upcoming shock treatments.

hahah youre a whackjob who cant handle being disciplined.  poor baby.  

[GutterBoy 2,899]

1 minute ago, JustinCharge said:

hahah youre a whackjob who cant handle being disciplined.  poor baby.  

Wtf does that mean?

[OldMaid 2,130]

3 minutes ago, GutterBoy said:

Wtf does that mean?

This would be funny if it wasn’t so pathetic.

[Gepetto 1,368]

It's hello week. This seems mean, especially the term "looney bin".

[IGotWorms 4,058]

1 hour ago, GutterBoy said:

Wtf does that mean?

He’s an alpha who put her in her place   

[seafoam1 3,023]

5 minutes ago, IGotWorms said:

He’s an alpha who put her in her place   

Are you a child? Seriously. 

[BunnysBastatrds 2,440]

When licking Seafoam goes, I recommend his Batman onsie and a dental dam. 

[MDC 7,422]

1 hour ago, seafoam1 said:

Are you a child? Seriously. 

Wow!    

[seafoam1 3,023]

7 hours ago, MDC said:

Wow!    

wow.