BunnysBastatrds 2,310 Posted October 12, 2023 So we bought a house that was completely renovated in a great neighborhood. Been here for a few years and NEVER had a bug problem. About six months ago German roaches started to appear. Couldn’t figure out why. I started spraying that good roach killer from Home Depot. Supposedly the same chemicals a professional uses.It gradually got worse. So I called a friend who owns a reputable company I’ve known for forty years. He comes out and sets baits and sprays in all the right places. A month later we still have these German roaches. he comes back the other day.and sets more bait and sprays. As I’m writing this check he asks if we get many Amazon deliveries. Wifey: At least three a week. Why? BugGuy: Their shipping warehouse is infested with them. My parents house is a nightmare. I would open your packages on the front porch, inspect the product, and throw the boxes immediately into the trash. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BeenHereBefore 1,455 Posted October 13, 2023 Did they deliver the roaches in 2 days ? If not I would complain. 1 1 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
seafoam1 2,799 Posted October 13, 2023 Did Adolph the Roach give a moving speech? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
thegeneral 2,896 Posted October 13, 2023 It’s the Austrian roaches you have to watch out for. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
EternalShinyAndChrome 3,832 Posted October 13, 2023 2 minutes ago, thegeneral said: It’s the Austrian roaches you have to watch out for. It's the Linus Roache you really have to be concerned about. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mike Honcho 5,096 Posted October 13, 2023 That's messed up. Are @BunnysBastatrdsgoing to call Amazon and try and squeeze them for cleaning up this mess? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IGotWorms 4,057 Posted October 13, 2023 Sounds like a good opportunity to ween the wifey off her Amazon problem 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MTSkiBum 1,620 Posted October 13, 2023 19 hours ago, BunnysBastatrds said: So we bought a house that was completely renovated in a great neighborhood. Been here for a few years and NEVER had a bug problem. About six months ago German roaches started to appear. Couldn’t figure out why. I started spraying that good roach killer from Home Depot. Supposedly the same chemicals a professional uses.It gradually got worse. So I called a friend who owns a reputable company I’ve known for forty years. He comes out and sets baits and sprays in all the right places. A month later we still have these German roaches. he comes back the other day.and sets more bait and sprays. As I’m writing this check he asks if we get many Amazon deliveries. Wifey: At least three a week. Why? BugGuy: Their shipping warehouse is infested with them. My parents house is a nightmare. I would open your packages on the front porch, inspect the product, and throw the boxes immediately into the trash. Based on a 5 minute google search I would suggest opening your boxes outside. https://callwaynes.com/blog/how-to-get-rid-of-german-roaches/ Packages from online retailers are notorious for bringing in these unwanted pests! So for your next Amazon order consider opening it outside and tossing the packaging ASAP! https://www.homeparamount.com/blog/are-german-cockroaches-lurking-in-your-packages Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SUXBNME 1,457 Posted October 13, 2023 Buy a new wife Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BeenHereBefore 1,455 Posted October 13, 2023 1 hour ago, SUXBNME said: Buy a new wife If he gets a mail order one, she will probably come with roaches too. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
peenie 1,905 Posted October 13, 2023 Omg!!! Thank you!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TommyGavin 790 Posted October 13, 2023 4 hours ago, SUXBNME said: Buy a new wife From Amazon?? Her cooter will be infested. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shorepatrol 1,870 Posted October 14, 2023 German roaches = pyrethrum crack and crevice smoke bigly, then again 2 weeks later when the baby german roaches come, then again 2 weeks later just to make sure. Single dwelling is easy. If your'e in an apartment leave Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 2,310 Posted October 14, 2023 The treatment has started working. We caught it early.. Spread the word. Nasty fawkers. Also, I advise to get those blue light plug ins with the changeable strips. They work for most bugs. And glue traps for mice. The smaller ones. Put them in areas you see them. Put peanut butter in the middle. They get stuck as soon as they touch it. Happy hunting and killing. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 2,310 Posted October 14, 2023 This scene always makes me shudder. Poltergeist was a cakewalk. This was not… Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MLCKAA 540 Posted October 14, 2023 On 10/12/2023 at 7:08 PM, BunnysBastatrds said: So we bought a house that was completely renovated in a great neighborhood. Been here for a few years and NEVER had a bug problem. About six months ago German roaches started to appear. Couldn’t figure out why. I started spraying that good roach killer from Home Depot. Supposedly the same chemicals a professional uses.It gradually got worse. So I called a friend who owns a reputable company I’ve known for forty years. He comes out and sets baits and sprays in all the right places. A month later we still have these German roaches. he comes back the other day.and sets more bait and sprays. As I’m writing this check he asks if we get many Amazon deliveries. Wifey: At least three a week. Why? BugGuy: Their shipping warehouse is infested with them. My parents house is a nightmare. I would open your packages on the front porch, inspect the product, and throw the boxes immediately into the trash. Trying to attach yourself to another urban legend? Are Cajuns still going out of state for license plates and car insurance? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 2,310 Posted October 14, 2023 1 hour ago, MLCKAA said: Trying to attach yourself to another urban legend? Are Cajuns still going out of state for license plates and car insurance? Yes. We don’t. Tell you what. I’ve got some Nancy Drew books, a flashlight, a urine pan I took as a souvenir from my last detox. I’d like to send them to you. What’s your address? I’ll use the leftover boxes and packages in the discarded Amazon boxes with a love note and a set of scratch resistant Tupperware containers. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MLCKAA 540 Posted October 14, 2023 7 hours ago, BunnysBastatrds said: Yes. We don’t. Tell you what. I’ve got some Nancy Drew books, a flashlight, a urine pan I took as a souvenir from my last detox. I’d like to send them to you. What’s your address? I’ll use the leftover boxes and packages in the discarded Amazon boxes with a love note and a set of scratch resistant Tupperware containers. What is the tupperware for? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MLCKAA 540 Posted October 14, 2023 7 hours ago, BunnysBastatrds said: >Yes. Yes you’re trying to attach yourself to an urban legend? >We don’t. Who is We and what don’t We do? >Tell you what. Instead, tell me who or why. >I’ve got some Nancy Drew books, a >flashlight, a urine pan I took as a >souvenir from my last detox. The Nancy Drew collection has over 600 volumes. Which do you have? >I’d like to send them to you. I’d like to fck Tonya Harding. People in Hell want ice water. >What’s your address? Check my profile. >I’ll use the leftover boxes and >packages in the discarded Amazon >boxes with a love note and a set of >scratch resistant Tupperware >containers. Will the love note be sincere? I’m not easily taken by hollow gestures. Do you *really* love me? And what’s the tupperware for? Are you sending me leftover meatloaf or chili? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BeenHereBefore 1,455 Posted October 14, 2023 1 hour ago, MLCKAA said: I’d like to fck Tonya Harding. Really ? I would do Margot Robbie dressed up as her for sure. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 2,310 Posted October 14, 2023 1 hour ago, MLCKAA said: Nice. Yes, us Cajuns still do that. We are number 2 All of them. I’m a hoarder and fan. It’s why I became a PI. I think Tanya will be waiting for me in hell naked, a baseball bat, and a bottle of Hot Damn.I’d tie her skates any day. Here’s to looking up your address It will be sincere. I’d whisper sweet nothings ing your ear with a bullhorn. The Tupperware is for the monsoon season. I’m sending you a fritter. HTH Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MLCKAA 540 Posted October 15, 2023 1 hour ago, BunnysBastatrds said: . I think Tanya will be waiting for me in hell naked, a baseball bat, and a bottle of Hot Damn.I’d tie her skates any day Can we change this to a bottle of rum? If so, we could tag team her. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
