I’m Going To Meet My Brother Today For The First Time

[BunnysBastatrds 2,440]

  He is my sibling on my birth father’s side.  Neither of us knew we had a brother till I spit into that test tube and mailed it off. Found out my ancestory, and the Gods of the Universe smiled down on me. Four siblings. Two brothers and two sisters. Mind you, I grew up an only child.Fawking amazing. Double trifecta. If you add. Birth mom and dad.
 

 So he calls and says he wants to meet me, his brother. He’s coming to New Orleans for the Saints/Bears game. Told him I can’t wait to meet you and your family and friends.Said I would love to give him the tour of the city. I can tell that we are both a bit nervous.But I can fix that quickly. I can’t wait.

[5-Points 3,528]

That's awesome! Hope you guys have fun.

[EternalShinyAndChrome 4,101]

You do realize that Grindr is NOT an ancestry app/website, right?

[Hardcore troubadour 15,427]

I met your sister once. 

[Hardcore troubadour 15,427]

1 minute ago, Gladiators said:

Jesus would never say something like this.

Yeah. That’s some Old Testament jew stuff right there. 

[Bier Meister 1,710]

[jerryskids 6,795]

Wow, how exciting!  Hope it goes great, Bunny!   

[BeenHereBefore 1,519]

Cool to hear and Good Luck!

[BunnysBastatrds 2,440]

 I’m the Quarter with him and his friends from Chicago.

[Voltaire 5,316]

That's got to be amazing. I hope you two get along well in each other's company.

[weepaws 3,191]

1 hour ago, weepaws said:

He’s going to be truly disappointed, might even take his own life knowing he’s related to a sht head like you.   DF.  

 

49 minutes ago, BunnysBastatrds said:

 I’m the Quarter with him and his friends from Chicago.

 

[weepaws 3,191]

1 hour ago, Gladiators said:

Jesus would never say something like this.

I appreciate the comparison, but I’m not Jesus.  HTH.  

[weepaws 3,191]

1 hour ago, jerryskids said:

Wow, how exciting!  Hope it goes great, Bunny!   

Shut up jack arse.  

[jerryskids 6,795]

1 hour ago, weepaws said:

Shut up jack arse.  

Good point.

Hey bunny, I hope you and your new family die in a fiery car crash.  In the most Christian of ways.   

[TommyGavin 790]

Awesome- let’s do a virtual shot. 
I’m having a Tullemore Dew. 
 

Prost !

[BunnysBastatrds 2,440]

 Incredible day. And thanks brothers. Ate, drank, enjoyed the city vibe. Gave them a history and nostalgia tour. He’ll, I even put a dollar in the donation box for our resident holy roller at The St Louis Cathedral. I lit another one for my upcoming colonoscopy. I paid my respects at the altar and forgot to light one for the man who invented beer. I put a fiver in the donation box and holy rollers candle went out whilst I was looking at it. No fawking way I would jinx the genius who invented beer. I felt a good sense walking out the doors.

[BunnysBastatrds 2,440]

On 11/4/2023 at 4:37 PM, TommyGavin said:

Awesome- let’s do a virtual shot. 
I’m having a Tullemore Dew. 
 

Prost !

I drank a hand grenade at Tropical Isle on Bourbon Street whilst reading this.

[BunnysBastatrds 2,440]

Awwwww. It appears that Jim Baker needs a hug. Get a dawg big fella.

[thegeneral 3,209]

On 11/4/2023 at 5:04 PM, BunnysBastatrds said:

 Incredible day. And thanks brothers. Ate, drank, enjoyed the city vibe. Gave them a history and nostalgia tour. He’ll, I even put a dollar in the donation box for our resident holy roller at The St Louis Cathedral. I lit another one for my upcoming colonoscopy. I paid my respects at the altar and forgot to light one for the man who invented beer. I put a fiver in the donation box and holy rollers candle went out whilst I was looking at it. No fawking way I would jinx the genius who invented beer. I felt a good sense walking out the doors.

Very cool

[IGotWorms 4,058]

Wow that’s awesome

[SUXBNME 1,499]

Did you guys compare genitals? 

[BunnysBastatrds 2,440]

On 11/4/2023 at 2:41 PM, Voltaire said:

That's got to be amazing. I hope you two get along well in each other's company.

 We were like peas and carrots from the introduction. Shook hands like men do, and he immediately hugged. A very heart warming moment. Incredible overwhelming  emotions. He just texted me and said he had so much fun at the game with his friends and how much fun the locals fans were.They are going to eat at Dragos(home of the charbroiled oysters) and then hit Harrah’s. Since they are from Chicago, I told them to put a fiver on 23 on the roulette table.I’ve won on that number Wish I was there but this day is best buds day that he grew up with them.

 

[Voltaire 5,316]

Good.

They say every day is the first day of the rest of your life... some days are more like that than others, hopefully this is one.

[BunnysBastatrds 2,440]

1 hour ago, SUXBNME said:

Did you guys compare genitals? 

 I’m an inch bigger ya Gaylord. 

[TommyGavin 790]

5 minutes ago, BunnysBastatrds said:

 I’m an inch bigger ya Gaylord. 

Just the tip. Ha. 

[BunnysBastatrds 2,440]

58 minutes ago, Voltaire said:

Good.

They say every day is the first day of the rest of your life... some days are more like that than others, hopefully this is one.

 It is. And thanks. His buddies from ChiTown are leaving early tomorrow morning. He lives in Phoenix so he has a direct flight out of Louis Armstrong at 6:00 PM. Told him is welcome to come here in the morning and hang out. Can’t wait.

[BunnysBastatrds 2,440]

 He and his best friend took an Uber to my house around eleven Went to a local poor boy’s place. They had roast beef dressed. Told the waitress, extra gravy.I want it dripping down their arms. I got a boring hot sausage with mayo and cheese. They loved it. He went to pay and I said “ No my brother from another mother.” I’m the host. Have a seat!.”

 Then went back to my place so I could show off my pupies and meet my  girl. They were completely exhausted. Told them to take a doe-doe and relax. Two of the most incredible days. Brother calls his seventeen year old son. Brother: Here, talk to your uncle Bunny.   Nephew. This is amazing for all of us. Why are you called Bunny?  Me: Because I had a nephew that stole my carrots and I locked him in the attic.   Nephew… GTFO.!!! Great weekend.

 

[BunnysBastatrds 2,440]

On 11/4/2023 at 4:37 PM, TommyGavin said:

Awesome- let’s do a virtual shot. 
I’m having a Tullemore Dew. 
 

Prost !

 Fawking crazy you said Prost.That’s his last name.

[TommyGavin 790]

3 hours ago, BunnysBastatrds said:

 Fawking crazy you said Prost.That’s his last name.

That is funny. I always say Prost while doing a shot. Years and years of drinking at a German Beirgarten!