Sometimes

[MLCKAA 570]

It’s a work night and you go out for dinner and think you’re not gonna drink but then you have 3 martinis before your salad even arrives.

[Gladiators 1,986]

No, I’ve never had 3 martinis in 1 night.

[IGotWorms 4,058]

Damn, that’s impressive

[League Champion 1,909]

5 minutes ago, MLCKAA said:

3 martinis

Who the hell drinks Martinis anymore? 

Good for you though, that is indeed impressive 

[BeenHereBefore 1,515]

18 minutes ago, MLCKAA said:

It’s a work night and you go out for dinner and think you’re not gonna drink but then you have 3 martinis before your salad even arrives.

Shake not Stir ?

[MLCKAA 570]

3 minutes ago, BeenHereBefore said:

Shake not Stir ?

Shaken

[Mookz 1,344]

Ain't nothin' gonna get done tomorrow anyway.  Half the office won't even be there and they'll probably let you go early. 

[MLCKAA 570]

8 minutes ago, Mookz said:

Ain't nothin' gonna get done tomorrow anyway.  Half the office won't even be there and they'll probably let you go early. 

Work from home.  I’m not doing anything tomorrow for The Man.

[Mookz 1,344]

1 minute ago, MLCKAA said:

Work from home.  I’m not doing anything tomorrow for The Man.

[wiffleball 4,790]

How the does it take that long to make a salad?

[DonS 3,292]

44 minutes ago, wiffleball said:

How the does it take that long to make a salad?

I think he drank 3 martinis and then had his salad tossed. 

[frank 2,296]

3 hours ago, MLCKAA said:

Shaken

 

[Hardcore troubadour 15,371]

Martinis are like boobs. One isn’t enough and three is too many. 

[frank 2,296]

26 minutes ago, Hardcore troubadour said:

Martinis are like boobs. One isn’t enough and three is too many. 

After three you won’t have total recall. 

[MLCKAA 570]

8 hours ago, wiffleball said:

How the does it take that long to make a salad?

Shrimp cocktail before the salad.

 

ETA:  cucumber martinis, man— they go down like soda.  Yum.

[Mookz 1,344]

 

[Fnord 2,257]

Vodka or gin? Olives? I love Bombay Sapphire martinis but any more than 2 will have poor results. 

[RLLD 4,215]

14 minutes ago, Fnord said:

Vodka or gin? Olives? I love Bombay Sapphire martinis but any more than 2 will have poor results. 

I agree with this.   

[MLCKAA 570]

7 hours ago, Fnord said:

Vodka or gin? Olives? I love Bombay Sapphire martinis but any more than 2 will have poor results. 

Vodka.  House.

[BunnysBastatrds 2,430]

 I had two vodka martinis before the appetizers came. Was listening to a conversation two young couples were having whilst wifey was buried in her phone. One of them asks why and how the streets were named. Th guys were fumbling the ball, so I turned my chair and introduced myself. Got up and shook hands. A proceeded to give a lesson about the Louisiana Purchase, history of New Orleans, and a couple of other things. Would you like to join us for dinner? We can combine tables. I said thank you but tonight is a special night. Wifey asked why I didn’t have a third? Because just like Wayne Newton says”That’s why I only do two shows a night.”

[League Champion 1,909]

1 hour ago, BunnysBastatrds said:

had two vodka martinis before the appetizers came. Was listening to a conversation two young couples were having whilst wifey was buried in her phone. 

Did he he ask how much for a Hummer with a Coos Coos McGillicuddy on the backside?

[BunnysBastatrds 2,430]

37 minutes ago, League Champion said:

Did he he ask how much for a Hummer with a Coos Coos McGillicuddy on the backside?

 I’ve given a warning. I’m giving you the second.