MLCKAA 540 Posted November 22, 2023 It’s a work night and you go out for dinner and think you’re not gonna drink but then you have 3 martinis before your salad even arrives. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gladiators 1,964 Posted November 22, 2023 No, I’ve never had 3 martinis in 1 night. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IGotWorms 4,057 Posted November 22, 2023 Damn, that’s impressive Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
League Champion 1,896 Posted November 22, 2023 5 minutes ago, MLCKAA said: 3 martinis Who the hell drinks Martinis anymore? Good for you though, that is indeed impressive Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BeenHereBefore 1,455 Posted November 22, 2023 18 minutes ago, MLCKAA said: It’s a work night and you go out for dinner and think you’re not gonna drink but then you have 3 martinis before your salad even arrives. Shake not Stir ? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MLCKAA 540 Posted November 22, 2023 3 minutes ago, BeenHereBefore said: Shake not Stir ? Shaken 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mookz 1,337 Posted November 22, 2023 Ain't nothin' gonna get done tomorrow anyway. Half the office won't even be there and they'll probably let you go early. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MLCKAA 540 Posted November 22, 2023 8 minutes ago, Mookz said: Ain't nothin' gonna get done tomorrow anyway. Half the office won't even be there and they'll probably let you go early. Work from home. I’m not doing anything tomorrow for The Man. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mookz 1,337 Posted November 22, 2023 1 minute ago, MLCKAA said: Work from home. I’m not doing anything tomorrow for The Man. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,788 Posted November 22, 2023 How the does it take that long to make a salad? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DonS 3,292 Posted November 22, 2023 44 minutes ago, wiffleball said: How the does it take that long to make a salad? I think he drank 3 martinis and then had his salad tossed. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
frank 2,276 Posted November 22, 2023 3 hours ago, MLCKAA said: Shaken 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore troubadour 14,927 Posted November 22, 2023 Martinis are like boobs. One isn’t enough and three is too many. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
frank 2,276 Posted November 22, 2023 26 minutes ago, Hardcore troubadour said: Martinis are like boobs. One isn’t enough and three is too many. After three you won’t have total recall. 2 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MLCKAA 540 Posted November 22, 2023 8 hours ago, wiffleball said: How the does it take that long to make a salad? Shrimp cocktail before the salad. ETA: cucumber martinis, man— they go down like soda. Yum. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fnord 2,051 Posted November 22, 2023 Vodka or gin? Olives? I love Bombay Sapphire martinis but any more than 2 will have poor results. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RLLD 4,143 Posted November 22, 2023 14 minutes ago, Fnord said: Vodka or gin? Olives? I love Bombay Sapphire martinis but any more than 2 will have poor results. I agree with this. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MLCKAA 540 Posted November 22, 2023 7 hours ago, Fnord said: Vodka or gin? Olives? I love Bombay Sapphire martinis but any more than 2 will have poor results. Vodka. House. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 2,310 Posted November 23, 2023 I had two vodka martinis before the appetizers came. Was listening to a conversation two young couples were having whilst wifey was buried in her phone. One of them asks why and how the streets were named. Th guys were fumbling the ball, so I turned my chair and introduced myself. Got up and shook hands. A proceeded to give a lesson about the Louisiana Purchase, history of New Orleans, and a couple of other things. Would you like to join us for dinner? We can combine tables. I said thank you but tonight is a special night. Wifey asked why I didn’t have a third? Because just like Wayne Newton says”That’s why I only do two shows a night.” Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
League Champion 1,896 Posted November 23, 2023 1 hour ago, BunnysBastatrds said: had two vodka martinis before the appetizers came. Was listening to a conversation two young couples were having whilst wifey was buried in her phone. Did he he ask how much for a Hummer with a Coos Coos McGillicuddy on the backside? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 2,310 Posted November 23, 2023 37 minutes ago, League Champion said: Did he he ask how much for a Hummer with a Coos Coos McGillicuddy on the backside? I’ve given a warning. I’m giving you the second. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
