Just got invited to the TB 12 retirement extravaganza tonight (In a suite)

[edjr 6,592]

Leaving at 2.  

[Cloaca du jour 2,150]

Bring rubbers and vaseline...that homo fest will be slob knobbin.

[cmh6476 1,025]

your efforts in the massage parlor finally paid off

[BeenHereBefore 1,525]

How many retire celebrations are they going to have for this dude with a ahole personality that nobody really likes ? Heck it;s been two years now since he retired.

[BunnysBastatrds 2,442]

 Bring a toothpick 

[supermike80 1,911]

Gag

[Hardcore troubadour 15,434]

Is Eli invited too? 

[lickin_starfish 1,937]

https://m.imdb.com/title/tt0427152/

[frank 2,307]

I may or may not have been invited. 

[RaiderHaters Revenge 4,350]

55 minutes ago, BeenHereBefore said:

How many retire celebrations are they going to have for this dude with a ahole personality that nobody really likes ? Heck it;s been two years now since he retired.

that was gonna be my statement

 

[cmh6476 1,025]

20 minutes ago, frank said:

I may or may not have been invited. 

+1

[Thornton Melon 620]

3 hours ago, BeenHereBefore said:

How many retire celebrations are they going to have for this dude with a ahole personality that nobody really likes ? Heck it;s been two years now since he retired.

It's actually his Patriots HOF induction ceremony

[thegeneral 3,214]

Ask Tom about his wife getting railed by the yoga guy. That went over well at his roast. 

[edjr 6,592]

16 hours ago, Hardcore troubadour said:

Is Eli invited too? 

He was in a video montage. got booed mercilessly, which I found dumb. 

[patweisers44 846]

Patriots HOF now consists of him, Vinateri, and Steve Grogan?

[edjr 6,592]

7 minutes ago, patweisers44 said:

Patriots HOF now consists of him, Vinateri, and Steve Grogan?

Sadly, way too many people are in. A cheerleading director

It is embarrassing. - https://www.patriotshalloffame.com/hall-of-fame/