2-foot eel chews through man’s intestines after he put it up his anus

[League Champion 1,911]

Sounds like a Liberal deal to me  

 

[DonS 3,292]

OP, please change title of this thread to "Which geek is this?" 

[EternalShinyAndChrome 4,106]

Okay, so now we know where torridJoe is. 

[League Champion 1,911]

8 minutes ago, DonS said:

OP, please change title of this thread to "Which geek is this?" 

This is a BOYO type move all day! 

I hope it doesn't give GUTTERBOY any ideas. 

[DonS 3,292]

PETA needs to start an ad campaign:

Eels are animals, not sex toys!

 

[DonS 3,292]

First comment on that post:

♫ When the eel's in your butt and then chews through your gut, that's a moray ♬ 

[League Champion 1,911]

1 minute ago, DonS said:

PETA needs to start an ad campaign:

Eels are animals, not sex toys!

 

Is this guy now banned from entering Pet stores? 

[League Champion 1,911]

Just now, DonS said:

When the eel's in your butt and then chews through your gut, that's a moray ♬ 

Nailed it

[EternalShinyAndChrome 4,106]

9 minutes ago, League Champion said:

This is a BOYO type move all day! 

I hope it doesn't give GUTTERBOY any ideas. 

For sure.  I'm pretty confident it's torridJoe.  He's been absent for a while now.  Guess it's kind of hard to post when you're recovering because you had an eel stuck in your @ss.

It all fits.

[League Champion 1,911]

Just now, EternalShinyAndChrome said:

For sure.  I'm pretty confident it's torridJoe.  He's been absent for a while now.  Guess it's kind of hard to post when you're recovering because you had an eel stuck in your @ss.

It all fits.

But he probably feels so much better now. 

[Strike 5,546]

"We tried to remove it from his anus but were blocked by a lime."

[DonS 3,292]

Typical lefty logic.  Do what "feels good" at the time with ZERO consideration for the inevitable outcome.

Who would think putting anything WITH TEETH anywhere sensitive is ever a good idea? 

[Strike 5,546]

Think of the chEELdren!!!!!

[Strike 5,546]

1 minute ago, DonS said:

Typical lefty logic.  Do what "feels good" at the time with ZERO consideration for the inevitable outcome.

Who would think putting anything WITH TEETH anywhere sensitive is ever a good idea? 

Well your wife has never seemed threatening or the type to use her teeth in such a manner.  But I will give your admonition some thought.

[RaiderHaters Revenge 4,350]

31 minutes ago, DonS said:

First comment on that post:

♫ When the eel's in your butt and then chews through your gut, that's a moray ♬ 

Post of the year 

[DonS 3,292]

1 minute ago, Strike said:

Well your wife has never seemed threatening or the type to use her teeth in such a manner.  But I will give your admonition some thought.

Point taken.  I should rephrase to anything with teeth INSIDE your body. 

Be careful with the mean werdz or you're going to put on ignore.

[Strike 5,546]

3 minutes ago, DonS said:

 

Be careful with the mean werdz or you're going to put on ignore.

Don't be a coont!! 

[DonS 3,292]

Just now, Strike said:

Don't be a coont!! 

I'M TELLING MOM!!!!!!

[nobody 2,673]

Damn, dude was busy.

Quote

Doctors attempted to remove the foreign object through the man’s anus — but they discovered a large lime that he had also inserted blocking the way

 

[IndyColtsFan 325]

1 minute ago, nobody said:

Damn, dude was busy.

 

I guess he wanted some cerviche as well.

[seafoam1 3,025]

Sounds like a pimpledoosh type life event. 

[Mike Honcho 5,281]

You're never going to believe this doc, but it was a one in a million shot

[Herbivore 1,134]

48 minutes ago, RaiderHaters Revenge said:

Post of the year 

that is pretty good

[League Champion 1,911]

If he put a 2' eel up his hiney, can you imagine what else has been up there? 

[DonS 3,292]

1 hour ago, Strike said:

"We tried to remove it from his anus but were blocked by a lime."

I didn't read the accompanying article so I thought you were joking until someone else quoted the article.

 

[DonS 3,292]

I wonder if the eel had a cute name like Lemmiwinks?

https://southpark.cc.com/video-clips/rd1sse/south-park-gerbil-science

 

[League Champion 1,911]

Not only a 2' eel but he had a Lime up there? 

[HellToupee 1,776]

[EternalShinyAndChrome 4,106]

1 hour ago, Strike said:

Don't be a coont!! 

:reported:

[League Champion 1,911]

Was he making sushi? 

[DonS 3,292]

3 minutes ago, League Champion said:

Was he making sushi? 

Focker.  Please don't make me think of this next time I'm having unagi. 

 

[seafoam1 3,025]

Did pimpledoosh survive?

[League Champion 1,911]

13 minutes ago, seafoam1 said:

Did pimpledoosh survive?

Yup. He's graduated to sticking Anacondas up there 

[League Champion 1,911]

Apparently the eel is a Biden voter 

[BunnysBastatrds 2,442]

Shocking 

[Patented Phil 1,469]

Remember when GutterPedo “experimented” with a gerbil?  Terrible.

[League Champion 1,911]

3 hours ago, Patented Phil said:

Remember when GutterPedo “experimented” with a gerbil?  Terrible.

That poor Gerbil. 

[seafoam1 3,025]

1 hour ago, League Champion said:

That poor Gerbil. 

He borrowed it from pimpledoosh. So doubly sad. 

[League Champion 1,911]

3 hours ago, seafoam1 said:

He borrowed it from pimpledoosh. So doubly sad. 

It probably has PTSD

[wiffleball 4,790]

One good Fart & I could turn that thing into a balloon animal.