Drunken Kamala Mistakenly Picks Wrong Shapiro For VP

[seafoam1 3,031]

 

WASHINGTON, D.C. — In the first major gaffe of her campaign, a heavily inebriated Kamala Harris accidentally chose the wrong Jewish guy named "Shapiro" as her Vice Presidential running mate.

"Come on up here Ben! Haha you and your adorable yarmulka hahaha," laughed Harris at the press conference. "I thought you wore glasses? Whatever. Woo, Pennsylvania is ours!"

According to sources, Harris was quite defensive when campaign aides pointed out her slight error. "Geez, lay off," said Harris, holding herself up with a parking meter. "He's white, Jewish, and named 'Shapiro.' I was pretty dang close. How different can they really be?"

Though initially caught off guard by the announcement, Ben Shapiro sent shockwaves through the political landscape by accepting the nomination. "Am I going to need massive amounts of valium to tolerate being around Kamala? Sure. Will I have to rupture my own eardrums? Definitely," explained Shapiro. "Still, it will be worth it to be the proverbial hacker, destroying the Democratic empire from the inside. Speaking of hackers, don't forget to stop over at Express VPN and use promocode 'BEN4VP' for 20% off your first three months of ultra-secure internet."

At publishing time, Harris had reportedly asked Shapiro if he "could, like, talk way slower."

 

[League Champion 1,911]

The Drunk DEI Cackling Hyena  

[seafoam1 3,031]

10 minutes ago, League Champion said:

The Drunk DEI Cackling Hyena  

[weepaws 3,194]

Eliminate alcohol, less problems in this world.  

[Gepetto 1,368]

3 minutes ago, weepaws said:

Eliminate alcohol, less problems in this world.  

This is a fake story.

[IndyColtsFan 325]

DEEEEE EEEEEE EYE!!!!!!

[posty 2,700]

Does anyone else think that seafoam doesn’t include the link that they cut-and-paste articles like this from to try to act like they came up with something “funny” and “unique”?

[RaiderHaters Revenge 4,351]

37 minutes ago, IndyColtsFan said:

DEEEEE EEEEEE EYE!!!!!!

shes proving it, using the hitlery running tactics

I am woman and I am colored

still not a single policy platform

 

[thegeneral 3,214]

6 minutes ago, posty said:

Does anyone else think that seafoam doesn’t include the link that they cut-and-paste articles like this from to try to act like they came up with something “funny” and “unique”?

I think he only gets so much time on the computer at the library so he’s rushed.

[squistion 2,203]

7 minutes ago, posty said:

Does anyone else think that seafoam doesn’t include the link that they cut-and-paste articles like this from to try to act like they came up with something “funny” and “unique”?

This once again proves Republicans are humor challenged. The link to this unfunny article wasn't provided to save the source humiliation and embarrassment from being identified for writing anything this lame. 

[Gepetto 1,368]

51 minutes ago, IndyColtsFan said:

DEEEEE EEEEEE EYE!!!!!!

How long are you going to keep doing this? It's already old. Are you 6 years old?

[The Real timschochet 6,770]

What’s sad is that a drunk Kamala is 1000 times preferable to a sober Trump. (Hell, a comotose Kamala would be better). 

[IGotWorms 4,058]

Man you right wingers are super funny

[cmh6476 1,025]

1 hour ago, posty said:

Does anyone else think that seafoam doesn’t include the link that they cut-and-paste articles like this from to try to act like they came up with something “funny” and “unique”?

Bingo

[League Champion 1,911]

 

 

[seafoam1 3,031]

2 hours ago, posty said:

Does anyone else think that seafoam doesn’t include the link that they cut-and-paste articles like this from to try to act like they came up with something “funny” and “unique”?

Poor posty. The only guy here that struggles knowing if they are from the B Bee. 

So stupid. 

[League Champion 1,911]

She's the perfect candidate for Pedocrats, she's everything they represent.  

[seafoam1 3,031]

7 minutes ago, League Champion said:

She's the perfect candidate for Pedocrats, she's everything they represent.  

She wants it all for the children. Except normalcy that is. 

[League Champion 1,911]

8 minutes ago, seafoam1 said:

She wants it all for the children. Except normalcy that is. 

The Dems need to stop her from talking. She proves she's DEI every time she opens her mouth. She's dumb as a DEI rock.  

[posty 2,700]

1 hour ago, seafoam1 said:

Poor posty. The only guy here that struggles knowing if they are from the B Bee. 

So stupid. 

Yes you are stupid for not following the posting rules…

https://www.fftodayforums.com/?_gl=1*p7eosq*_ga*MTc0MzcxMTc4My4xNzIyOTI3MTE0*_ga_QB05640LF7*MTcyMjkyNzExMy4xLjAuMTcyMjkyNzExMy4wLjAuMA..

“You may post links to appropriate articles but please credit the source. Posting articles from other sources in their entirety is a violation of our Posting Guidelines.”

No surprise that you are in to plagiarism…

[seafoam1 3,031]

7 hours ago, posty said:

Yes you are stupid for not following the posting rules…

Again, you are the only one who is really slow to catch on. Literally, everyone else on this site knows what it is. But not you. 

[posty 2,700]

Okay Cletus…

[Alias Detective 1,402]

3 hours ago, seafoam1 said:

 Again, you are the only one who is really slow to catch on. Literally, everyone else on this site knows what it is. But not you. 

You were had.  Admit it.

[cmh6476 1,025]

6 hours ago, posty said:

Yes you are stupid for not following the posting rules…

https://www.fftodayforums.com/?_gl=1*p7eosq*_ga*MTc0MzcxMTc4My4xNzIyOTI3MTE0*_ga_QB05640LF7*MTcyMjkyNzExMy4xLjAuMTcyMjkyNzExMy4wLjAuMA..

“You may post links to appropriate articles but please credit the source. Posting articles from other sources in their entirety is a violation of our Posting Guidelines.”

No surprise that you are in to plagiarism…

reported@!#@!#!

[League Champion 1,911]

The poor little thing, I almost feel sorry for her. 

It's not really her fault. She just a drunk DEI Cackling Hyena who was put there. She doesn't know  

[MDC 7,432]

This loser has whole conversations with himself.  

[League Champion 1,911]

Just now, MDC said:

This loser has whole conversations with himself.

It's true, Tim is as Woke as Kamala is Drunk. 

The sheep don't know any better 

[BudBro 182]

16 hours ago, The Real timschochet said:

What’s sad is that a drunk Kamala is 1000 times preferable to a sober Trump. (Hell, a comotose Kamala would be better). 

...written by SkankHunt42.

[seafoam1 3,031]

2 hours ago, BudBro said:

...written by SkankHunt42.

[seafoam1 3,031]

8 hours ago, cmh6476 said:

reported@!#@!#!

[seafoam1 3,031]

15 hours ago, posty said:

you are stupid

Oh...good one. That really gets me. 

[Gepetto 1,368]

I suggest making a new i.d. something like sourced from babylon bee and only post stuff from that site here.