***Official Trump beat up the kamel again thread****

[IGotWorms 4,057]

5 hours ago, Tree of Knowledge said:

How drunk would you get if you have to take a shot every time Kamala The Headgiver says felon?

Drunk enough to vote for a felon?

[Tree of Knowledge 1,801]

10 minutes ago, IGotWorms said:

Drunk enough to vote for a felon?

But not give me enough beer goggles to dig Harris.  

[seafoam1 2,919]

6 minutes ago, Tree of Knowledge said:

But not give me enough beer goggles to dig Harris.  

That would take heavy liquor and a covid shot.

[purdygood 343]

36 minutes ago, IGotWorms said:

Drunk enough to vote for a felon?

I mean, 34 shots would be more than 50 Cent took, I have a high tolerance but damn.

[seafoam1 2,919]

45 minutes ago, IGotWorms said:

Good call keeping this thread going. Peenie would peenie the other one for sure

You haven't gotten beat up enough today corky? 

[JuneJuly 193]

Some greatest hits to warm us up for tonight:

 

 

[RLLD 4,194]

I note that the media is trying to lower expectations, I surmise that her handlers are reaching out and asking them to do this out of some nervousness.

[IGotWorms 4,057]

12 minutes ago, RLLD said:

I note that the media is trying to lower expectations, I surmise that her handlers are reaching out and asking them to do this out of some nervousness.

Every candidate ever in the history of debating has done this, bud  

[RLLD 4,194]

2 minutes ago, IGotWorms said:

Every candidate ever in the history of debating has done this, bud  

Could be true, I might not have noticed this before.  All good.

[IGotWorms 4,057]

Just now, RLLD said:

Could be true, I might not have noticed this before.  All good.

Yes, they all do. If the bar has set too high then it’s almost impossible to meet it. So lowering expectations ahead of time is 101

[Tree of Knowledge 1,801]

One thing that will bear watching is Kamala has been historically infatuated with older gentlemen with money and power.  She will be sharing the stage with the greatest of the great in that category.  In addition to sticking to her script, she will have to be fighting all her carnal instincts and Trump’s infinite machismo to stop herself from running across the stage and jumping his bones.  

[HellToupee 1,710]

21 minutes ago, Tree of Knowledge said:

One thing that will bear watching is Kamala has been historically infatuated with older gentlemen with money and power.  She will be sharing the stage with the greatest of the great in that category.  In addition to sticking to her script, she will have to be fighting all her carnal instincts and Trump’s infinite machismo to stop herself from running across the stage and jumping his bones.  

Donald is admittedly part poonhound but he wouldn’t touch her with big mikes hog

[HellToupee 1,710]

This is going to be like watching a hockey game on soft ice. It’s going to be slow and sloppy

[seafoam1 2,919]

Keep it coming libtards. 

[IGotWorms 4,057]

2 hours ago, Tree of Knowledge said:

One thing that will bear watching is Kamala has been historically infatuated with older gentlemen with money and power.  She will be sharing the stage with the greatest of the great in that category.  In addition to sticking to her script, she will have to be fighting all her carnal instincts and Trump’s infinite machismo to stop herself from running across the stage and jumping his bones.  

If she wants to get down on her knees and suck alpha father Trump’s tiny little pee pee, she’s gonna have to shove you out of the way first 

[seafoam1 2,919]

10 minutes ago, IGotWorms said:

If she wants to get down on her knees and suck alpha father Trump’s tiny little pee pee, she’s gonna have to shove you out of the way first 

So you know how big his peepee is. I had no doubt  

[Tree of Knowledge 1,801]

39 minutes ago, IGotWorms said:

If she wants to get down on her knees and suck alpha father Trump’s tiny little pee pee, she’s gonna have to shove you out of the way first 

Good One Maynard.  

[seafoam1 2,919]

30 minutes ago, Tree of Knowledge said:

Good One Maynard.  

Wormy knows his sausages. He's got experience on his side.

[seafoam1 2,919]

https://www.politico.com/news/magazine/2024/09/10/kamala-harris-debate-strategy-00177980

"Lawyers generally like to ask the questions, not answer them, and over the course of her political career on the national stage, Kamala Harris has been no exception.

During her four years in the Senate, Harris earned a reputation among Democrats as one of the sharpest and most effective questioners in high-profile hearings. She also showed off a few moves during the 2020 election cycle."

[seafoam1 2,919]

"Who doesn't love a yellow school bus. Yuck yuck yuck cackle ...."

Sharpest old used up crayon in the box 

[seafoam1 2,919]

5 hours ago, IGotWorms said:

Drunk enough to vote for a felon?

what?

[lickin_starfish 1,919]

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[seafoam1 2,919]

13 minutes ago, lickin_starfish said:

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[The Real timschochet 6,629]

So looking forward to this. My expectations for Kamala are very high. I fully expect her to kill it, and for Trump to be awful and embarrassing. 

[seafoam1 2,919]

4 minutes ago, The Real timschochet said:

So looking forward to this. My expectations for Kamala are very high. 

She could shlt her pants and roll around in it while cackling the whole debate and you would be impressed. Your opinions are officially a waste of space. 

[5-Points 3,473]

10 minutes ago, The Real timschochet said:

So looking forward to this. My expectations for Kamala are very high. I fully expect her to kill it, and for Trump to be awful and embarrassing. 

She should kill it. She's had the questions for a couple of months now. 

[seafoam1 2,919]

1 minute ago, 5-Points said:

She should kill it. She's had the questions for a couple of months now. 

Trump should bring in a yellow school bus pillow to hold while he debates. Harris would pee herself on stage she would be so giddy. 

[Shooter McGavin 618]

22 minutes ago, The Real timschochet said:

So looking forward to this. My expectations for Kamala are very high. I fully expect her to kill it, and for Trump to be awful and embarrassing. 

I had high hopes for Biden so I'm just cautiously optimistic right now.

[5-Points 3,473]

16 minutes ago, seafoam1 said:

Trump should bring in a yellow school bus pillow to hold while he debates. Harris would pee herself on stage she would be so giddy. 

He just needs to point out that the Biden/Harris team has had four years to fix all the issues she's going to claim to fix if she gets elected and things have only gotten worse. Then contrast that with how good everything was during his first term. 

Tell America they have a choice between more of the same failed policies of the last four years or get back to peace and prosperity. 

Should be a slam dunk. 

[thegeneral 3,121]

Podiums 6 feet apart is unkind. That’s well within Trump’s fart and BO radius. 

[OldMaid 2,130]

17 minutes ago, Shooter McGavin said:

I had high hopes for Biden so I'm just cautiously optimistic right now.

I have PTSD from the last one.

[Shooter McGavin 618]

3 minutes ago, OldMaid said:

I have PTSD from the last one.

Same here.  I have a bottle of bourbon ready in case this goes off the rails.  The way things have been going lately it's within easy reach.

[OldMaid 2,130]

2 minutes ago, Shooter McGavin said:

Same here.  I have a bottle of bourbon ready in case this goes off the rails.  The way things have been going lately it's within easy reach.

I wish I liked bourbon but I’m not that sophisticated of a drinker. If it’s not a margarita, martini, or a glass of wine, I don’t drink it.

[thegeneral 3,121]

Cocktail poured. Flipping through the pre-game cable news shows always good comedy. 

CNN has a like 12 “undecideds” with their stupid focking “like” dials in Eire, PA. These mopes will decide the future of the country.

Good grief!

[Shooter McGavin 618]

I just hope Kamala calls out his lies. CNN didn't do it, I don't expect ABC to do it, Biden couldn't do it.  She easily can, but will she.

[Hardcore troubadour 15,264]

13 minutes ago, Shooter McGavin said:

Same here.  I have a bottle of bourbon ready in case this goes off the rails.  The way things have been going lately it's within easy reach.

Pathetic

[thegeneral 3,121]

Just now, Shooter McGavin said:

I just hope Kamala calls out his lies. CNN didn't do it, I don't expect ABC to do it, Biden couldn't do it.  She easily can, but will she.

Pretty hard to in this format. You spend your whole time just talking about what the other person said.

[The Real timschochet 6,629]

1 minute ago, Shooter McGavin said:

I just hope Kamala calls out his lies. CNN didn't do it, I don't expect ABC to do it, Biden couldn't do it.  She easily can, but will she.

It’s impossible to call out all of them. She needs to pick and choose. 

[Hardcore troubadour 15,264]

Just now, thegeneral said:

Pretty hard to in this format. You spend your whole time just talking about what the other person said.

Thanks Purdy

[Shooter McGavin 618]

1 minute ago, Hardcore troubadour said:

Pathetic

I see Captain douchekvñt is still at it.