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The Drones Are Searching For Weapons Of Mass Destruction That May Be Targeting The NY Metro Area? 💥

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1 hour ago, The Phantom's Phantom said:

Idiots in NJ are now lasering planes.  They're gonna get a bunch of people killed.

Jersey is idiots.  Hth.

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State Senator Doug Mastriano has joined the drone conspiracy theorists.

 

Pennsylvania State Senator Doug Mastriano became the latest MAGA Republican to launch into hysterics about recent drone sightings over the United States, and as evidence for his claim, he shared a photo of an iconic movie prop from a long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away …

In the post on X Monday, Mastriano included a screenshot of a familiar-looking large metal object sitting on a trailer in the back of a car, captioned, “Breaking News: Crashed drone in Orange Beach retrieved from water, and taken to undisclosed location for further investigation.”

“It is inconceivable that the federal government has no answers nor has taken any action to get to the bottom of the unidentified drones,” Mastriano wrote.

Of course, the object wasn’t recognizable as one of the mass of drones. In reality, it was a TIE fighter, the iconic symbol of the Imperial fleet in the classic space opera movie series Star Wars.

 

https://x.com/SenMastriano/status/1868794734530953444

 

 

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4 hours ago, The Phantom's Phantom said:

Idiots in NJ are now lasering planes.  They're gonna get a bunch of people killed.

Better than shooting them down, like our president-elect recommends.

Right up there with drinking bleach!

We are focked :( 

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13 minutes ago, Mike Honcho said:

 

Just call these MAGA clowns out for what they are: focking morons.

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1 hour ago, IGotWorms said:

Just call these MAGA clowns out for what they are: focking morons.

⬆️ Thinks men can get pregnant.  

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31 minutes ago, RaiderHaters Revenge said:

US Military, dunno why they just didn't say that right away

 

 this is a real cluster fock. 
“That is not what Himes is saying on CNN now. What the hell is going on?”

https://x.com/theleadcnn/status/1869169179540017336?s=46&t=6lIrLFMCF1K0N7A7JwF7fg

 

 

Our federal government has no idea, no clue, no reliable information about these drones." 

Senator Richard Blumenthal following classified briefing on mystery drones by FBI, CIA, and DHS.


https://x.com/redpandakoala/status/1869181884145733658?s=46&t=6lIrLFMCF1K0N7A7JwF7fg

 

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If the government knows what they are ... fine. That's the best option. That also implies that they won't tell us because they think we're retards and/or liable to panic.

If the government doesn't know what they are... why the fock are they letting them fly around and also assure us that they pose no threat?

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2 minutes ago, Voltaire said:

If the government knows what they are ... fine. That's the best option. That also implies that they won't tell us because they think we're retards and/or liable to panic.

If the government doesn't know what they are... why the fock are they letting them fly around and also assure us that they pose no threat?

It's not illegal to fly a drone for focks sake.

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2 minutes ago, The Phantom's Phantom said:

It's not illegal to fly a drone for focks sake.

You'd think that 5000 hobbyists taking to the sky simultaneously would be easy to determine and explain away.

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24 minutes ago, Voltaire said:

If the government knows what they are ... fine. That's the best option. That also implies that they won't tell us because they think we're retards and/or liable to panic.

If the government doesn't know what they are... why the fock are they letting them fly around and also assure us that they pose no threat?

If it’s the government you would think they would’ve had a story ready to go

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There's a fad/craze in Alpha Centauri where everybody has become obsessed with watching the foibles of all those silly humans on their version of The Truman Show.

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1 hour ago, Voltaire said:

You'd think that 5000 hobbyists taking to the sky simultaneously would be easy to determine and explain away.

How many of these sightings are people seeing the same thing, planes, a normal drone, them being drunk, etc?

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6 hours ago, The Phantom's Phantom said:

There are not 5000 drones flying over NJ.

 

5 hours ago, thegeneral said:

How many of these sightings are people seeing the same thing, planes, a normal drone, them being drunk, etc?

To clarify, the 5000 number is one I made up. I don't have any source for that and don't take it any more seriously than one person's guess.

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7 hours ago, thegeneral said:

How many of these sightings are people seeing the same thing, planes, a normal drone, them being drunk, etc?

A lot, but these sightings are mostly legit. They're moving down the coast and scanning for something. I'll let you assume why. 

It's not nothing 

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19 hours ago, IGotWorms said:

Better than shooting them down, like our president-elect recommends.

Right up there with drinking bleach!

We are focked :( 

 

19 hours ago, IGotWorms said:

Just call these MAGA clowns out for what they are: focking morons.

You are going down the toilet worms.  Get a hold of yourself.  You can’t be happy with all this venom up in ya.  BwahahahahahahH

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3 hours ago, The Phantom's Phantom said:

MTG saying she's gonna shoot drones down herself :lol:

If she just shows her face there they’ll all die of disgust 👍

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6 hours ago, Voltaire said:

 

To clarify, the 5000 number is one I made up. I don't have any source for that and don't take it any more seriously than one person's guess.

5000 was in some article I read, Feds said they deemed 100 of them were worthwhile IIRC. Didn’t really get into if of the 100 were a number of those were of the same object being reported.

I get that something a bit strange is going on obviously and it’s wild that they are saying that they don’t know what they are. 

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These drones are a military AI experiment that the military has lost control of.

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16 hours ago, Voltaire said:

If the government knows what they are ... fine. That's the best option. That also implies that they won't tell us because they think we're retards and/or liable to panic.

If the government doesn't know what they are... why the fock are they letting them fly around and also assure us that they pose no threat?

I guarantee the govt knows exactly what they are.  The lack of public information is inexcusable.  

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36 minutes ago, The Phantom's Phantom said:

How can you guarantee this?

Common sense along with intelligence.

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18 hours ago, Voltaire said:

You'd think that 5000 hobbyists taking to the sky simultaneously would be easy to determine and explain away.

If I lived in NJ  - I would absolutely be sticking a few glow sticks on my drone and flying it every night just to fock with everyone at this point.  

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3 hours ago, MLCKAA said:

These drones are a military AI experiment that the military has lost control of.

Oooh I like that one :doublethumbsup:

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8 hours ago, Alias Detective said:

 

You are going down the toilet worms.  Get a hold of yourself.  You can’t be happy with all this venom up in ya.  BwahahahahahahH

Can't help himself.....he's got nothing left. Needs to keep spreading a false version of what Trump said to stay relevant.....not realizing he's douchnozzling at warp speed.

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2 minutes ago, Nomad99 said:

Can't help himself.....he's got nothing left. Needs to keep spreading a false version of what Trump said to stay relevant.....not realizing he's douchnozzling at warp speed.

I’ve run out of reactions for today so here you go —> 😭

It means you’re a crybaby kvnt. HTH!

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You know if drones are getting everyone so worked up, we should get a few dozen guys and do a bunch of crop circles in one night.  Post a few conspiracy theories on Reddit, then sit back and wait for the congressional investigations.  

 

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1 minute ago, IGotWorms said:

I’ve run out of reactions for today so here you go —> 😭

It means you’re a crybaby kvnt. HTH!

No, it means you are a loony, a liar and an Olympic caliber douche 😎

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31 minutes ago, Mike Honcho said:

If I lived in NJ  - I would absolutely be sticking a few glow sticks on my drone and flying it every night just to fock with everyone at this point.  

I like it.  Mine is equiped with a speaker and I blast Mike Oldfield's Tubular Bells through it. Tthinking of changing to Pink Floyd's Meddle album tonight.

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12 minutes ago, Engorgeous George said:

I like it.  Mine is equiped with a speaker and I blast Mike Oldfield's Tubular Bells through it. Tthinking of changing to Pink Floyd's Meddle album tonight.

I would be the first one to surrender to the alien overlords with they came to Earth blasting that.  

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