Barack and Michelle Obama are now "just friends" after 30 years of marriage, with rumours of an affair with Jennifer Ani

[Maximum Overkill 1,741]

Rumours have emerged suggesting that former US President Barack Obama and his wife, Michelle Obama, are navigating a challenging period in their relationship. Insiders claim the couple, married for over 30 years, now share a dynamic more akin to “just friends.” Adding to the tension are reports linking Barack to actress Jennifer Aniston, further complicating the couple’s bond.

[Fnord 2,051]

You buy supermarket tabloids, don't you? People is your favorite magazine, isn't it? TMZ is your go-to news source. You love gossip like the ladies circle at church when I was a kid.

ADMIT IT!

WGAF about this?

[The Girlfriend 208]

I guess Obama is straight again? You guys…

[Hardcore troubadour 14,953]

Oh my. If this is true, black women are going to freak the Fock out.  Please let it be true. 

[Maximum Overkill 1,741]

3 minutes ago, Fnord said:

You buy supermarket tabloids, don't you? People is your favorite magazine, isn't it? TMZ is your go-to news source. You love gossip like the ladies circle at church when I was a kid.

ADMIT IT!

WGAF about this?

Hahaha, It's HILARIOUS that this spun you out.  

[Fnord 2,051]

Just now, Hardcore troubadour said:

Oh my. If this is true, black women are going to freak the Fock out.  Please let it be true. 

You're stoked that Michelle is on the market, aren't you?

[Hardcore troubadour 14,953]

Just now, Fnord said:

You're stoked that Michelle is on the market, aren't you?

Kinda. I’m going to be interested to see who/ what starts hitting that. 

[Maximum Overkill 1,741]

Just now, Fnord said:

You're stoked that Michelle is on the market, aren't you?

When I first read this I thought that Michelle Obama screwed Aniston, not Barack  

[Tree of Knowledge 1,712]

4 minutes ago, The Girlfriend said:

I guess Obama is straight again? You guys…

Bi.  

[Fnord 2,051]

Just now, Maximum Overkill said:

Hahaha, It's HILARIOUS that this spun you out.  

You're funny. Of all the useless drivel that you post, this is probably the most benign. IF you had the capability to "spin me out" this thread would definitely not be one to do it. I just have an acerbic wit and low tolerance for hypocritical trolls. Your spam is almost as bad as weepaws at this point.

[Death 301]

RUMORS!

[Tree of Knowledge 1,712]

Someone is on those Diddy tapes….

[thegeneral 2,920]

Jenny Aniston keeps it tight. 

[WhiteWonder 2,681]

Not Big Mike 

[jbycho 605]

4 minutes ago, thegeneral said:

Jenny Aniston keeps it tight. 

What does she keep "tight"?

[MDC 7,144]

My friend Suzie says she saw Barack passing notes to Jenny in science class.

[jbycho 605]

Just now, MDC said:

My friend Suzie says she saw Barack passing notes to Jenny in science class.

So what? 

[Mike Hunt 261]

21 minutes ago, Fnord said:

You're stoked that Michelle is on the market, aren't you?

Barack would no problem getting women, Michelle would have trouble.  Can`t see men having interest in her.

[jbycho 605]

Just now, Mike Hunt said:

Barack would no problem getting women, Michelle would have trouble.  

Any liberal in this country would like up to give oral to Big Mike. 

[Mike Honcho 5,107]

Shortly, there will be an article stating that the Barack Obama Jennifer Aniston rumors were traced back to a post revealed by the buddy of an anonymous insider to the lucky readers of an obscure, lightly trafficked message board

[jbycho 605]

4 minutes ago, Mike Honcho said:

Shortly, there will be an article stating that the Barack Obama Jennifer Aniston rumors were traced back to a post revealed by the buddy of an anonymous insider to the lucky readers of an obscure, lightly trafficked message board

Ok. Well post it then if you want. 

[HellToupee 1,595]

Aniston is a beard , wasn’t the first time , won’t be the last

[TheNewGirl 1,355]

Oh, Barry. 

[thegeneral 2,920]

22 minutes ago, jbycho said:

What does she keep "tight"?

Take a guess!

[jbycho 605]

Just now, thegeneral said:

Take a guess!

Her sagging skin? Fock, I don't know. You do know her private spot is no longer tight, right? But maybe you are are simply gay. Beats me. 

[Hardcore troubadour 14,953]

19 minutes ago, Mike Honcho said:

Shortly, there will be an article stating that the Barack Obama Jennifer Aniston rumors were traced back to a post revealed by the buddy of an anonymous insider to the lucky readers of an obscure, lightly trafficked message board

[Hardcore troubadour 14,953]

27 minutes ago, Mike Hunt said:

Barack would no problem getting women, Michelle would have trouble.  Can`t see men having interest in her.

Ted Danson available ? If he’d do Whoopi I’d say this beast is on the table. 

[thegeneral 2,920]

8 minutes ago, jbycho said:

Her sagging skin? Fock, I don't know. You do know her private spot is no longer tight, right? But maybe you are are simply gay. Beats me. 

Her private spot

[jbycho 605]

1 minute ago, thegeneral said:

Her private spot

So you think you can post #### on this site? 

[thegeneral 2,920]

4 minutes ago, jbycho said:

So you think you can post #### on this site? 

Do you describe breasts feeling like bags of sand by chance?

[jbycho 605]

3 minutes ago, thegeneral said:

Do you describe breasts feeling like bags of sand by chance?

Say the word. Go ahead. See if it posts. Of course you have never been there on any woman.

Now go away. You are very weak. 

Seriously, go away. 

[thegeneral 2,920]

2 minutes ago, jbycho said:

Say the word. Go ahead. See if it posts. Of course you have never been there on any woman.

Now go away. You are very weak. 

Seriously, go away. 

good grief

keeping it tight refers to she keeps her body in good shape. She probably does Pilates 4 hours a day and eats wheatgrass and artisanal protein smoothies for every meal.

[HellToupee 1,595]

55 minutes ago, jbycho said:

Say the word. Go ahead. See if it posts. Of course you have never been there on any woman.

Now go away. You are very weak. 

Seriously, go away. 

I have it on good authority that the general was part poonhound in his single days. Not like Derek Jeter and spreading herpes everywhere but was in demand from the ladies

[jerryskids 6,575]

Weird overreaction by the Lefties here.  This struck me as a fun thread to lighten things up, apparently not.

If you Lefties would prefer, I could start a thread about a deranged tranny reacting to Trump ending federal DEI.  I'm guessing I can find a video of that somewhere.

Meanwhile, let's talk about what's really important...

 

... Mike FFT's reaction to Jennifer Aniston cheating on him with Barack.   

[thegeneral 2,920]

Just now, HellToupee said:

I have it on good authority that the general was part poonhound in his single days. Not like Derek Jeter and spreading heroes everywhere but was in demand from the ladies

I had a run! Maybe Jeter with the Single A Hudson Valley Renegades on one of his slow weeks.

[nobody 2,567]

1 hour ago, Fnord said:

I just have an acerbic wit 

You should use it some time.

[jbycho 605]

10 minutes ago, jerryskids said:

Weird overreaction by the Lefties here.  This struck me as a fun thread to lighten things up, apparently not.

If you Lefties would prefer, I could start a thread about a deranged tranny reacting to Trump ending federal DEI.  I'm guessing I can find a video of that somewhere.

Meanwhile, let's talk about what's really important...

 

... Mike FFT's reaction to Jennifer Aniston cheating on him with Barack.   

I tried. 

[HellToupee 1,595]

37 minutes ago, thegeneral said:

I had a run! Maybe Jeter with the Single A Hudson Valley Renegades on one of his slow weeks.

I like how predictive text changed herpes to heroes

[Maximum Overkill 1,741]

1 hour ago, MDC said:

My friend Suzie says she saw Barack passing notes to Jenny in science class.

Was Jenny a "they/them"? 

[jonmx 2,424]

The New York Times says this is completely false and have a statement signed by 51,000 intelligence personnel saying this has all the fingerprint of Russian disinformation.   But I won't be convinced until Sqissy posts some random X/Twitter feed saying this has been completely debunked!