Barack and Michelle Obama are now "just friends" after 30 years of marriage, with rumours of an affair with Jennifer Ani

[lickin_starfish 1,893]

Word is that Michelle did some heinous things to children at those Diddy parties.

[Mike Honcho 5,106]

55 minutes ago, jerryskids said:

Weird overreaction by the Lefties here.  This struck me as a fun thread to lighten things up, apparently not.

If you Lefties would prefer, I could start a thread about a deranged tranny reacting to Trump ending federal DEI.  I'm guessing I can find a video of that somewhere.

Meanwhile, let's talk about what's really important...

 

... Mike FFT's reaction to Jennifer Aniston cheating on him with Barack.   

The "Lefties" are laughing are ass at this thread.  It's strange that after all this time you don't know which way people lean here. 

[The Girlfriend 208]

3 minutes ago, Mike Honcho said:

The "Lefties" are laughing are ass at this thread.  It's strange that after all this time you don't know which way people lean here. 

Jerry’s brain don’t work so good anymore.

[MDC 7,136]

19 minutes ago, Maximum Overkill said:

Was Jenny a "they/them"? 

 

[Fnord 2,051]

44 minutes ago, nobody said:

You should use it some time.

See people, this is how insults are supposed to work. At least bring a little funny. Although I sorta gave you a softball there. Thanks for the chuckle.

[jerryskids 6,573]

6 minutes ago, Mike Honcho said:

The "Lefties" are laughing are ass at this thread.  It's strange that after all this time you don't know which way people lean here. 

I dont?

[jerryskids 6,573]

2 minutes ago, The Girlfriend said:

Jerry’s brain don’t work so good anymore.

Did you read that in a book?

[Fnord 2,051]

1 hour ago, Mike Honcho said:

Shortly, there will be an article stating that the Barack Obama Jennifer Aniston rumors were traced back to a post revealed by the buddy of an anonymous insider to the lucky readers of an obscure, lightly trafficked message board

LOL.

That's better news sourcing than what half the mooks here normally consume. Especially @Maximum Overkill. Not a coincidence he's the OP.

[jerryskids 6,573]

Look folks, I get that Saint Barack the Almighty can never be disparaged. I was wrong to rile you all up that he might not be perfect.

 

[The Girlfriend 208]

Just now, jerryskids said:

Look folks, I get that Saint Barack the Almighty can never be disparaged. I was wrong to rile you all up that he might not be perfect.

 

Where are you even getting that from? No lefty is riled up in here.

[Maximum Overkill 1,741]

13 minutes ago, MDC said:

 

C'mon, you know that was a good one.  

[Maximum Overkill 1,741]

9 minutes ago, Fnord said:

LOL.

That's better news sourcing than what half the mooks here normally consume. Especially @Maximum Overkill. Not a coincidence he's the OP.

Do you think Michelle Tea Bags Barack? 

[Fnord 2,051]

8 minutes ago, jerryskids said:

Look folks, I get that Saint Barack the Almighty can never be disparaged. I was wrong to rile you all up that he might not be perfect.

 

Come on Jerry, disparage away. Nobody here is defending him, or his wife. I'm amused because it shows what a gossipy little bltch Maxipad is.

[Fnord 2,051]

Just now, Maximum Overkill said:

Do you think Michelle Tea Bags Barack? 

I've never thought about it. You clearly have. You gave me a laugh though, so kudos.

[The Girlfriend 208]

15 minutes ago, jerryskids said:

Did you read that in a book?

I wouldn’t call your posts a book.

[Maximum Overkill 1,741]

5 minutes ago, Fnord said:

I've never thought about it. You clearly have. You gave me a laugh though, so kudos.

Glad we could share a chuckle  

[patweisers44 815]

39 minutes ago, The Girlfriend said:

Jerry’s brain don’t work so good anymore.

@jerryskids doesnt need anyone standing up for him, but i will anyway. He is probably the most well-versed, educated, and respected poster here. He engages in solid dialogue with pretty much anyone that wants to.  Its only a select group of retards that have issues with him as a poster.

All this being said, he cant carry my jock in the EdEx pool.

[jbycho 597]

21 minutes ago, The Girlfriend said:

I wouldn’t call your posts a book.

Poor Rusty. 

[edjr 6,578]

Wood. all of them minus that mo barack

[jerryskids 6,573]

1 minute ago, patweisers44 said:

@jerryskids doesnt need anyone standing up for him, but i will anyway. He is probably the most well-versed, educated, and respected poster here. He engages in solid dialogue with pretty much anyone that wants to.  Its only a select group of retards that have issues with him as a poster.

All this being said, he cant carry my jock in the EdEx pool.

Thanks pat!  I think we all realize that your endorsement, and my posting history, can't hold a candle to some rando who claims that xe used to post here.  So we should probably give up and acknowledge xe/xers greatness.

Also, looking forward to kicking your ass in EdEx.   

[The Girlfriend 208]

7 minutes ago, patweisers44 said:

@jerryskids doesnt need anyone standing up for him, but i will anyway. He is probably the most well-versed, educated, and respected poster here. He engages in solid dialogue with pretty much anyone that wants to.  Its only a select group of retards that have issues with him as a poster.

All this being said, he cant carry my jock in the EdEx pool.

I like Jerry, but Jerry says a lot of dumb sh!t. And that endorsement doesn’t carry much weight anymore, since that’s not a high bar to clear these days.

[Tree of Knowledge 1,707]

My sources tell me Michelle left him for a pigeon fan from SoCal they met on Grindr. 

[jbycho 597]

1 minute ago, The Girlfriend said:

I like Jerry, but Jerry says a lot of dumb sh!t. And that endorsement doesn’t carry much weight anymore, since that’s not a high bar to clear these days.

Poor Rusty tries so hard. 

[jerryskids 6,573]

3 minutes ago, The Girlfriend said:

I like Jerry, but Jerry says a lot of dumb sh!t. And that endorsement doesn’t carry much weight anymore, since that’s not a high bar to clear these days.

How would you know this, having just come back here?

And why do we care what you think, random poster?

[The Girlfriend 208]

Just now, jerryskids said:

How would you know this, having just come back here?

And why do we care what you think, random poster?

I spent a few days perusing the forearm after my first initial post. I was at some of the stuff I read.

[jbycho 597]

2 minutes ago, The Girlfriend said:

I spent a few days perusing the forearm after my first initial post. I was at some of the stuff I read.

Poor rusty. He tries hard. 

He did this same thing trying to sell his "death," alias. 

[BirdGang 385]

48 minutes ago, The Girlfriend said:

Where are you even getting that from? No lefty is riled up in here.

Seriously. What is he thinking, Libtards would start holding their own accountable?!?

[Maximum Overkill 1,741]

Maybe Jennifer's cok is bigger than Big Mike's. 

Why else would he cheat on him? "Michelle" is so beautiful  

[EternalShinyAndChrome 3,845]

Is sad to see the first gay couple in the White House become distant like this.  Barak and Big Mike seemed like they were in love.

[jerryskids 6,573]

9 minutes ago, The Girlfriend said:

I spent a few days perusing the forearm after my first initial post. I was at some of the stuff I read.

You started this alias in 2005   

[The Girlfriend 208]

8 minutes ago, jerryskids said:

You started this alias in 2005   

Sure did. Do I have to connect the dots? Or can you do it on your own?

[jerryskids 6,573]

17 minutes ago, The Girlfriend said:

Sure did. Do I have to connect the dots? Or can you do it on your own?

I've already asked you to connect the dots.

[The Girlfriend 208]

1 minute ago, jerryskids said:

I've already asked you to connect the dots.

Looks pretty to clear to me.

[Engorgeous George 2,142]

2 hours ago, thegeneral said:

good grief

keeping it tight refers to she keeps her body in good shape. She probably does Pilates 4 hours a day and eats wheatgrass and artisanal protein smoothies for every meal.

So, not referencing a bit of surgery, a husband's knot or husband's stitch.

[Engorgeous George 2,142]

1 hour ago, Maximum Overkill said:

Do you think Michelle Tea Bags Barack? 

There are some folks whose sexual activities I simply do not care to speculate upon.  Barack and Michelle Obama are not on the top of the list, but they are up there.  The top of the list would include Oprah, Rosie O'Donnell and Joy Behar.  If I had to think about any of them having sex with a partner i believe i would picture Mitch McConnell as the aprtner because I wouldpicture him looking even more distressed than he normally does, and I find his look comical, like that of a man who knows he can'tmhold back the impending shart while he addresses the press.  

[weepaws 3,157]

47 minutes ago, EternalShinyAndChrome said:

Is sad to see the first gay couple in the White House become distant like this.  Barak and Big Mike seemed like they were in love.

You would Flag it.  

[avoiding injuries 1,511]

Once you go black…

 

you ain’t welcome back. 

[jerryskids 6,573]

20 minutes ago, The Girlfriend said:

Looks pretty to clear to me.

Alrighty then

[The Girlfriend 208]

3 minutes ago, jerryskids said:

Alrighty then

Use that big brain of yours.

[jerryskids 6,573]

You've chosen to ignore content by The Girlfriend. Options 

Let me know if you have the balls to tell me who you are, and have adult discussions.  I think I know your answer, but feel free to prove me wrong.