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Trump wants the U.S. to take over Gaza and relocate all the Palestinians

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11 minutes ago, HellToupee said:

⬆️ this guy gets it

The Boss is playing 3D chess while the hayseeds light their hair on fire . 

DJT throwing some shiny objects out there so the hysterical squirrels can chase those to keep them distracted while the more important and adult stuff gets done. 

I'd have to say it's working like a charm!  They hysterical ninnies and 75 year-old purple-haired lesbians are doing exactly what he wants them to do. :thumbsup:

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2 hours ago, TrailGuy said:

A source familiar tells me that Trump's idea for the US to take over Gaza was first conceived by Jared Kushner. Kushner remarked last year that Gaza's "waterfront property could be very valuable," adding "I would do my best to move the people out and then clean it up”

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Make it the "Riviera of the Middle East"---considering that Quran forbids gambling, sounds it like it will be a lot closer to his investments in Atlantic City.

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Trumpland will be a paradise where rotund aging westerners can meet Ukrainian and Russian girls  in cheaply gilded hotels, get drunk, head to the Little Wedding Chapel at the edge of the strip, get married, and then apply for citizenship of their very own Melanias before returning home..

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3 hours ago, Mike Honcho said:

 

Netanyahu calls relocating the Palestinians to other places is a fresh idea.  🤣

I literally laughed when I heard about this story, and the other crap Bibi was saying. Watching other world leaders awkwardly kiss Trump's giant ass is both terrifying and hilarious. Putin did the same thing yesterday. And you just know Trump is thinking "these guys finally figured out how awesome I am! They like me! They really like me!"

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1 minute ago, Fnord said:

I literally laughed when I heard about this story, and the other crap Bibi was saying. Watching other world leaders awkwardly kiss Trump's giant ass is both terrifying and hilarious. Putin did the same thing yesterday. And you just know Trump is thinking "these guys finally figured out how awesome I am! They like me! They really like me!"

You’re being steamrolled.  Do you like it?

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4 minutes ago, Fnord said:

I literally laughed when I heard about this story, and the other crap Bibi was saying. Watching other world leaders awkwardly kiss Trump's giant ass is both terrifying and hilarious. Putin did the same thing yesterday. And you just know Trump is thinking "these guys finally figured out how awesome I am! They like me! They really like me!"

Feed his ego and then get whatever it is you want.

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1 minute ago, Hardcore troubadour said:

You’re being steamrolled.  Do you like it?

That depends. I've never loved steamrollers as a smoking accessory. They're too much like a bong but without the filtration aspect the water offers. They sometimes hurt, because my eyes are usually bigger than my lungs. But damn, they sure do get the job done.

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Just now, Engorgeous George said:

Feed his ego and then get whatever it is you want.

Exactly. The audio was the funniest unintentional comedy I think I've ever heard. Trump just babbling away about literally the dumbest focking thing a US pres has ever proposed, while Bibi stands next to him verbally polishing Trump's knob. Spectacular. 

I just can't even take the whole thing seriously. It was sketch comedy.

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5 minutes ago, Fnord said:

Exactly. The audio was the funniest unintentional comedy I think I've ever heard. Trump just babbling away about literally the dumbest focking thing a US pres has ever proposed, while Bibi stands next to him verbally polishing Trump's knob. Spectacular. 

I just can't even take the whole thing seriously. It was sketch comedy.

They call it cultivating the mushroom.

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1 hour ago, HellToupee said:

Remember when the libs wanted the US to police the world ? 

I remember when the righties would make false generalizations about the "libs" to try an win an argument.  In fact I remember it happening 1 hour ago

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1 hour ago, Engorgeous George said:

When Jesus drafted the Constitution he noted that it was the manifest destiny of White Americans to own all transcontinental canals, that being the Panama canal and the Suez canal. Jesus also allowed that other contries could have a 12 mile soveriegn barrier off of their coastlines so long as it did not impinge on the 200 mile soveriegn barrier off America's coastline and the coastlines of our possessions, protectorates, territories and places we covet for oil, bananas, or cocaine.

 

57 minutes ago, HellToupee said:

⬆️ this guy gets it

 

The Boss is playing 3D chess while the hayseeds light their hair on fire . 

Clearly you don't get it. 

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1 hour ago, HellToupee said:

⬆️ this guy gets it

 

The Boss is playing 3D chess while the hayseeds light their hair on fire . 

Psst, HT..... your hair is on fire.

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Wow I'm shocked Jews have this much power over our government. 

SHOCKED I TELL YOU! :rolleyes:

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8 minutes ago, Cdub100 said:

Wow I'm shocked Jews have this much power over our government. 

SHOCKED I TELL YOU! :rolleyes:

Yes it’s the Jews that have planted this notion in Trump’s head. Beyond your gross bigotry, you’re such a moron. 

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18 minutes ago, The Real timschochet said:

Yes it’s the Jews that have planted this notion in Trump’s head. Beyond your gross bigotry, you’re such a moron. 

Who else would? The Irish?

Can you and your people take accountability for anything?

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2 hours ago, EternalShinyAndChrome said:

DJT throwing some shiny objects out there so the hysterical squirrels can chase those to keep them distracted while the more important and adult stuff gets done. 

I'd have to say it's working like a charm!  They hysterical ninnies and 75 year-old purple-haired lesbians are doing exactly what he wants them to do. :thumbsup:

This is a good guess at what is happening.  Trump also loves to launch trial balloons, so he could be saying this just to gauge reactions, particularly from leaders of the bad guys in the Middle East.

Even so, I'm fairly confident that the US is not going to commandeer Gaza, evict millions of people, and build Mara Gaza.  Gaza Lago?  

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2 minutes ago, Red White and Blue said:

Jared Kushner has been talking about it for a year:

https://www.newsweek.com/jared-kushners-remarks-about-gazas-waterfront-property-resurfaces-2026353

He was raised an Orthodox Jew fwiw. 

Please don’t feed into his asinine Jewish conspiracy bullsh!t. Unless of course you share his bigotry…

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5 minutes ago, jerryskids said:

This is a good guess at what is happening.  Trump also loves to launch trial balloons, so he could be saying this just to gauge reactions, particularly from leaders of the bad guys in the Middle East.

Even so, I'm fairly confident that the US is not going to commandeer Gaza, evict millions of people, and build Mara Gaza.  Gaza Lago?  

It always cracks me up how much you guys try to find excuses for Trump, how he really doesn’t mean half the crazy sh!t he says. He means it. Of course he’ll change his mind when he learns it’s unpopular- dude is the biggest coward I’ve ever seen. But at the time he says something like this he believes it. Guy is extremely unstable. 

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Just now, HellToupee said:

:lol:

seeing everyone triggered by Donald doing his thang . Relax and enjoy the show

It’s awesome.  Bleach! 

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14 minutes ago, The Real timschochet said:

Please don’t feed into his asinine Jewish conspiracy bullsh!t. Unless of course you share his bigotry…

I mention Kushner being raised Jewish because I figured Cdub would go there. He’s obviously just a dirtbag real estate investor looking to make a Buck.

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26 minutes ago, jerryskids said:

This is a good guess at what is happening.  Trump also loves to launch trial balloons, so he could be saying this just to gauge reactions, particularly from leaders of the bad guys in the Middle East.

Even so, I'm fairly confident that the US is not going to commandeer Gaza, evict millions of people, and build Mara Gaza.  Gaza Lago?  

agreed.  :thumbsup:

The left is still hysterical over EVERYTHING and people are just over it.  When you're hysterical about everything, then nothing is actually hysterical.  What the left has been doing is exactly like the boy who cried wolf, except in this case the wolf never comes.  Ever. 

They're no different than the old, single cat lady down the street, the homeless person screaming or cucko the cuckobird proclaiming that the sky is falling.  Everyone just ignores them now.

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3 minutes ago, EternalShinyAndChrome said:

agreed.  :thumbsup:

The left is still hysterical over EVERYTHING and people are just over it.  When you're hysterical about everything, then nothing is actually hysterical.  What the left has been doing is exactly like the boy who cried wolf, except in this case the wolf never comes.  Ever. 

They're no different than the old, single cat lady down the street or the homeless person screaming.  Everyone just ignores them now.

I think Trump says that stuff mostly to get the liberals all in a tizzy so he can get his other stuff through with less resistance and sky screaming. 

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3 hours ago, TrailGuy said:

Boyo is so jelly 🤣🤣🤣

Nobody is jealous of you.  You're a work from home "non-critical" with bathroom issues.  🤣

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50 minutes ago, jbycho said:

I think Trump says that stuff mostly to get the liberals all in a tizzy so he can get his other stuff through with less resistance and sky screaming. 

This is always a possibility. 
 

But even if that’s true there’s a big difference and huge risk here. It’s one thing to troll and piss off liberals. It’s quite another to troll and piss off Muslims. That hasn’t worked out so well in the past. 

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4 minutes ago, The Real timschochet said:

This is always a possibility. 
 

But even if that’s true there’s a big difference and huge risk here. It’s one thing to troll and piss off liberals. It’s quite another to troll and piss off Muslims. That hasn’t worked out so well in the past. 

⬆️scared of towel heads

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3 minutes ago, Horseman said:

⬆️scared of towel heads

I’m frightened much more of your ignorance and bigotry. 
 

ETA frightened is the wrong word. Contempt is probably more accurate 

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16 minutes ago, The Real timschochet said:

This is always a possibility. 
 

But even if that’s true there’s a big difference and huge risk here. It’s one thing to troll and piss off liberals. It’s quite another to troll and piss off Muslims. That hasn’t worked out so well in the past. 

Apparently he has angered the whole world barely two weeks into his term.

That's quite an accomplishment!

https://www.reuters.com/world/middle-east/hamas-official-says-trumps-remarks-about-taking-over-gaza-are-could-ignite-2025-02-05/

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1 hour ago, EternalShinyAndChrome said:

agreed.  :thumbsup:

The left is still hysterical over EVERYTHING and people are just over it.  When you're hysterical about everything, then nothing is actually hysterical.  What the left has been doing is exactly like the boy who cried wolf, except in this case the wolf never comes.  Ever. 

They're no different than the old, single cat lady down the street, the homeless person screaming or cucko the cuckobird proclaiming that the sky is falling.  Everyone just ignores them now.

But the obverse is also true. I agree that libs tend to get over their skis with Trump's antics, and it sometimes works against their best interests. But MAGA sits there and praises what he does without noticing or caring that what he does is, in many cases, flat-out illegal and reeks of cronyism and corruption. Conflicts of interest no longer exist in MAGA land unless it's a dirty liberal doing it.

I don't like whatabouts, especially right now when Trump has all the levers at his disposal and there are no excuses. But you guys supporting these things without acknowledging the absolute knots you all would be tied in if a Dem did the same shlt is disingenuous AF. 

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What other shitehole country can Donald takeover and fix ? I submit Haiti. Should be a paradise. Move everyone out and totally transform the country into a MAGA paradise. Of course we would have to build a wall along the Dominican border 

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3 minutes ago, HellToupee said:

What other shitehole country can Donald takeover and fix ? I submit Haiti. Should be a paradise. Move everyone out and totally transform the country into a MAGA paradise. Of course we would have to build a wall along the Dominican border 

We would not have to build that wall if it were Jesuits or Franciscans, but ohhhhh those Dominicans.

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6 minutes ago, The Real timschochet said:

Major League Baseball would be very unhappy with this idea. 

The Dominican Republic for the Dominicans. The wall doesn’t prevent Dominican development 

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11 minutes ago, Engorgeous George said:

We would not have to build that wall if it were Jesuits or Franciscans, but ohhhhh those Dominicans.

I was educated by the Xaverian Brothers and know those Jesuits are no bueno

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20 minutes ago, Fnord said:

But the obverse is also true. I agree that libs tend to get over their skis with Trump's antics, and it sometimes works against their best interests. But MAGA sits there and praises what he does without noticing or caring that what he does is, in many cases, flat-out illegal and reeks of cronyism and corruption. Conflicts of interest no longer exist in MAGA land unless it's a dirty liberal doing it.

I don't like whatabouts, especially right now when Trump has all the levers at his disposal and there are no excuses. But you guys supporting these things without acknowledging the absolute knots you all would be tied in if a Dem did the same shlt is disingenuous AF. 

If a liberal said "Let's get rid of the DOE" I don't think I would be in a tizzy.  I agree with you on principle though that "both sides" have their drama queens and rah-rah cheerleaders. 

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1 minute ago, EternalShinyAndChrome said:

If a liberal said "Let's get rid of the DOE" I don't think I would be in a tizzy.  I agree with you on principle though that "both sides" have their drama queens and rah-rah cheerleaders. 

Of course. But I would equate what's going on with a Dem POTUS inviting George Soros to do what Elon is doing today. I do not believe you would ignore that, or defend it. I sure wouldn't.

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1 minute ago, Fnord said:

Of course. But I would equate what's going on with a Dem POTUS inviting George Soros to do what Elon is doing today. I do not believe you would ignore that, or defend it. I sure wouldn't.

You're probably right.  Soros is the epitome of evil and hates America.  ;)

But AFAIK all Elon is doing is eliminating waste.  What's he doing that's a problem?

 

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