easilyscan 908 Posted April 2 #1: Cosmo Kramer: Why? Told Jerry he knows some Russian dudes who could get him free cable, only to see them demand $500 Asked Jerry to shave his back. Not closing Jerry's door & he gets robbed. Installing Jerry's air-condition & it falls out the window & kills a dog. Telling George it would be OK to park his fathers car in a handicap spot Telling Jerry to make illegal copies of movies for Brody Setting Newmans mail truck on fire with his paint thinner Elaine’s nipple shot Christmas card Mail fraud with Jerry’s stereo Burning Susan’s fathers cabin down Feeds the horse beefarino before taking George’s in-laws for a ride The Puffy shirt Convinced miss Rhode Island to sing for the talent portion of the competition Screaming so loud when he passes his kidney stone, that it caused a wire walker to fall Fusilli Jerry ends up lodged in Frank’s arse Traded away a faulty radar detector to Newman The junior mint Convinced Jerry to give money to a volcano relief fund that didn't actually exist. Resulted in an audit Causing the runner to barely make it to the NYC Marathon on time, then costing him the win by spilling scalding hot coffee on him. Kramerica Industries & his idea for a rubber bladder system to prevent oil tanker spills. As usual, Kramer escapes unscathed. His intern Darin wasn't so lucky. https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/52d28f4f-a1e5-49e8-a04f-77d60bc281c4 Honorable mention to Alan Harper: Charlie's brother on 2 1/2 men. The ultimate moocher Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
weepaws 3,160 Posted April 2 This is a thread that should be eliminated, it’s a very conservative topic, who to kill. Shame on you OP. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
easilyscan 908 Posted April 2 1 minute ago, weepaws said: This is a thread that should be eliminated, it’s a very conservative topic, who to kill. Shame on you OP. Do everyone a favor & go away. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
weepaws 3,160 Posted April 2 Just now, easilyscan said: Do everyone a favor & go away. Another conservative response, first kill, and then make people disappear. Shame on you OP. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
easilyscan 908 Posted April 2 1 minute ago, weepaws said: Another conservative response, first kill, and then make people disappear. Shame on you OP. This thread is for those of us who have something you lack, a sense of humor. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore troubadour 15,196 Posted April 2 The dog didn’t die. Kramer is in the clear on that one. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
easilyscan 908 Posted April 2 3 minutes ago, Tree of Knowledge said: Meathead. Good one....... although for a moment, I thought you were referring to weepaws instead of Archie Bunker's son-in-law Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jbycho 753 Posted April 2 Every 'Friends' character. And whoever wrote and produced that show. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
easilyscan 908 Posted April 2 2 minutes ago, jbycho said: Every 'Friends' character. And whoever wrote and produced that show. Agreed Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HellToupee 1,675 Posted April 2 28 minutes ago, weepaws said: Jerry should be joining this thread real soon, talk about his cancer issues. He needs to press. Wow what a lowlife 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
easilyscan 908 Posted April 2 John Ross Ewing Jr. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mookz 1,341 Posted April 2 Stefan Urquelle. Steve needs to realize that it was himself all along. Oh yes, and Steve Urkel. Two bullets to the back of the skull by Reginald VelJohnson with his service pistol. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Voltaire 5,279 Posted April 2 Larry, Darrell, and Darrell were hilarious in their role in Newhart, but if they were your real life neighbors, they'd need to be disposed of in order to keep your sanity. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Voltaire 5,279 Posted April 2 Kimmy Gimmel on Full House and maybe Balki Bartokomus. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mookz 1,341 Posted April 2 4 minutes ago, Voltaire said: Kimmy Gimmel on Full House and maybe Balki Bartokomus. Gimmel? You mean Gibbler. You're getting interference from Jimmy Kimmel. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Voltaire 5,279 Posted April 2 Just now, Mookz said: Gimmel? You mean Gibbler. You're getting interference from Jimmy Kimmel. Interesting. Now that I think about it, yes, the real life actor deserves killing more than any sitcom character I grew up watching. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
5-Points 3,456 Posted April 2 1 hour ago, weepaws said: Jerry should be joining this thread real soon, talk about his cancer issues. He needs to press. Fock off, shitdick. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
5-Points 3,456 Posted April 2 1 hour ago, Tree of Knowledge said: Meathead. +1 and I'd throw in Gloria for free. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheNewGirl 1,442 Posted April 2 2 hours ago, easilyscan said: #1: Cosmo Kramer: Also, showered with food/salad and then served it to his friends. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
easilyscan 908 Posted April 2 6 minutes ago, TheNewGirl said: Also, showered with food/salad and then served it to his friends. Classic. How did I forget that one! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore troubadour 15,196 Posted April 3 Joanie. No way Chachi settles for that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
seafoam1 2,894 Posted April 3 Anyone ever named Jefferson. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
easilyscan 908 Posted April 3 37 minutes ago, 5-Points said: Cousin Oliver Brady Bunch ? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
iam90sbaby 2,547 Posted April 3 3 hours ago, TheNewGirl said: Man, you're a piece of shiite. Amen Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,789 Posted April 3 That Viet Cong chick from Modern Family. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
seafoam1 2,894 Posted April 3 8 minutes ago, wiffleball said: That Viet Cong chick from Modern Family. Lilly? She was awesome as a little kid. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
easilyscan 908 Posted April 3 2 hours ago, Hardcore troubadour said: Joanie. No way Chachi settles for that. I had a thing for Jenny Piccolo https://www.imagebam.com/view/ME10SO4K Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
seafoam1 2,894 Posted April 3 Erkle, Willis, Tuti, Moesha, etc.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
easilyscan 908 Posted April 3 6 minutes ago, seafoam1 said: Erkle, Willis, Tuti, Moesha, etc.... That reminded me of another one. The main characters sister on 'what's happening' Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
seafoam1 2,894 Posted April 3 Just now, easilyscan said: That reminded me of another one. The main characters sister on 'what's happening' Oh yeah. The little round big mouthed tattle tale. Raj's sister. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bier Meister 1,685 Posted April 3 Janice from friends kathy griffin in seinfeld ray ramano's mother in his show rosanne barr 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore troubadour 15,196 Posted April 3 Frank Burns Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore troubadour 15,196 Posted April 3 Irene Lorenzo. All In The Family Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
easilyscan 908 Posted April 3 44 minutes ago, Bier Meister said: Janice from friends kathy griffin in seinfeld ray ramano's mother in his show rosanne barr Nice The mother on Malcolm in the middle. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
easilyscan 908 Posted April 3 1 hour ago, seafoam1 said: Oh yeah. The little round big mouthed tattle tale. Raj's sister. Dee didn't do pronouns Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
