Sitcom Characters Who Would Have 2B Killed In Real Life

[easilyscan 1,125]

#1: Cosmo Kramer:

Why?

 

Told Jerry he knows some Russian dudes who could get him free cable, only to see them demand $500 

Asked Jerry to shave his back.

Not closing Jerry's door & he gets robbed.

Installing Jerry's air-condition & it falls out the window & kills a dog.

 

Telling George it would be OK to park his fathers car in a handicap spot

Telling Jerry to make illegal copies of movies for Brody

Setting Newmans mail truck on fire with his paint thinner

Elaine’s nipple shot Christmas card

 

Mail fraud with Jerry’s stereo 

Burning Susan’s fathers cabin down

Feeds the horse beefarino before taking George’s in-laws for a ride 

The Puffy shirt

 

Convinced miss Rhode Island to sing for the talent portion of the competition

Screaming so loud when he passes his kidney stone, that it caused a wire walker to fall

Fusilli Jerry ends up lodged in Frank’s arse

Traded away a faulty radar detector to Newman

 

The junior mint

Convinced Jerry to give money to a volcano relief fund that didn't actually exist. Resulted in an audit

Causing the runner to barely make it to the NYC Marathon on time, then costing him the win by spilling scalding hot coffee on him.

Kramerica Industries & his idea for a rubber bladder system to prevent oil tanker spills. As usual, Kramer escapes unscathed. His intern Darin wasn't so lucky.

https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/52d28f4f-a1e5-49e8-a04f-77d60bc281c4

 

Honorable mention to Alan Harper: Charlie's brother on 2 1/2 men. The ultimate moocher

 

[weepaws 3,487]

This is a thread that should be eliminated, it’s a very conservative topic, who to kill.  Shame on you OP.  

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1 minute ago, weepaws said:

This is a thread that should be eliminated, it’s a very conservative topic, who to kill.  Shame on you OP.  

Do everyone a favor & go away. 

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Just now, easilyscan said:

Do everyone a favor & go away. 

Another conservative response, first kill, and then make people disappear. Shame on you OP. 

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1 minute ago, weepaws said:

Another conservative response, first kill, and then make people disappear. Shame on you OP. 

This thread is for those of us who have something you lack, a sense of humor.

[Tree of Knowledge 2,309]

Meathead. 

[Hardcore troubadour 16,264]

The dog didn’t die. Kramer is in the clear on that one. 

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3 minutes ago, Tree of Knowledge said:

Meathead. 

Good one....... although for a moment, I thought you were referring to weepaws instead of Archie Bunker's son-in-law

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Every 'Friends' character. And whoever wrote and produced that show. 

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2 minutes ago, jbycho said:

Every 'Friends' character. And whoever wrote and produced that show. 

Agreed

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28 minutes ago, weepaws said:

Jerry should be joining this thread real soon, talk about his cancer issues.  He needs to press.  

Wow what a lowlife

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John Ross Ewing Jr. 
 

[Mookz 1,399]

Stefan Urquelle.  Steve needs to realize that it was himself all along.  

 

Oh yes, and Steve Urkel.  Two bullets to the back of the skull by Reginald VelJohnson with his service pistol. 

[Voltaire 5,557]

Larry, Darrell, and Darrell were hilarious in their role in Newhart, but if they were your real life neighbors, they'd need to be disposed of in order to keep your sanity.

[Voltaire 5,557]

Kimmy Gimmel on Full House and maybe Balki Bartokomus.

[Mookz 1,399]

4 minutes ago, Voltaire said:

Kimmy Gimmel on Full House and maybe Balki Bartokomus.

Gimmel?  You mean Gibbler. 

You're getting interference from Jimmy Kimmel.

 

[Voltaire 5,557]

Just now, Mookz said:

Gimmel?  You mean Gibbler. 

You're getting interference from Jimmy Kimmel.

 

Interesting.

Now that I think about it, yes, the real life actor deserves killing more than any sitcom character I grew up watching.

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1 hour ago, weepaws said:

Jerry should be joining this thread real soon, talk about his cancer issues.  He needs to press.  

Fock off, shitdick. 

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1 hour ago, Tree of Knowledge said:

Meathead. 

+1 and I'd throw in Gloria for free. 

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2 hours ago, easilyscan said:

#1: Cosmo Kramer:

 

 

Also, showered with food/salad and then served it to his friends. 

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6 minutes ago, TheNewGirl said:

Also, showered with food/salad and then served it to his friends. 

Classic. How did I forget that one!

[Hardcore troubadour 16,264]

Joanie.  No way Chachi settles for that. 

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Cousin Oliver 

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Anyone ever named Jefferson. 

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37 minutes ago, 5-Points said:

Cousin Oliver 

Brady Bunch ?

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Higgins

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3 hours ago, TheNewGirl said:

Man, you're a piece of shiite. 

Amen

[wiffleball 4,800]

Screech

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That Viet Cong chick from Modern Family. 

[seafoam1 3,604]

8 minutes ago, wiffleball said:

That Viet Cong chick from Modern Family. 

Lilly? She was awesome as a little kid. 

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2 hours ago, Hardcore troubadour said:

Joanie.  No way Chachi settles for that. 

I had a thing for Jenny Piccolo

https://www.imagebam.com/view/ME10SO4K

[seafoam1 3,604]

Erkle, Willis, Tuti, Moesha, etc....

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6 minutes ago, seafoam1 said:

Erkle, Willis, Tuti, Moesha, etc....

That reminded me of another one.

The main characters sister on 'what's happening'

 

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Just now, easilyscan said:

That reminded me of another one.

The main characters sister on 'what's happening'

 

Oh yeah. The little round big mouthed tattle tale. Raj's sister. 

[Bier Meister 1,785]

Janice from friends

kathy griffin in seinfeld

ray ramano's mother in his show

rosanne barr 

 

 

[Hardcore troubadour 16,264]

Frank Burns 

[Hardcore troubadour 16,264]

Irene Lorenzo.  All In The Family

[easilyscan 1,125]

44 minutes ago, Bier Meister said:

Janice from friends

kathy griffin in seinfeld

ray ramano's mother in his show

rosanne barr 

Nice

The mother on Malcolm in the middle.

[easilyscan 1,125]

1 hour ago, seafoam1 said:

Oh yeah. The little round big mouthed tattle tale. Raj's sister. 

Dee didn't do pronouns

 

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