I Turn 55 The Other Day & What Discounts Do I Get?

[BeenHereBefore 1,472]

Curious ?

[BeenHereBefore 1,472]

Tell me it something good please!

[Mookz 1,338]

15% off a colonoscopy when you bring a friend. 

[BeenHereBefore 1,472]

12 minutes ago, Mookz said:

15% off a colonoscopy when you bring a friend. 

I have no friends so I get no discount ?

[squistion 1,980]

3 hours ago, BeenHereBefore said:

Curious ?

That and $5.72 will get you a latte at Starbucks. 

[supermike80 1,825]

AARP   Think it starts at 50.

Our MJR movie theatre gives discounts to 55 and older.

[BeenHereBefore 1,472]

50 minutes ago, squistion said:

That and $5.72 will get you a latte at Starbucks. 

I hate Starbucks Coffee. Drink my coffee black.

[BeenHereBefore 1,472]

30 minutes ago, supermike80 said:

AARP   Think it starts at 50.

Our MJR movie theatre gives discounts to 55 and older.

Movie Theater and not a movie out in the last 20 years that made me want to go to one.

[BeenHereBefore 1,472]

Damn being 55 is sounding very overrated!

[BeenHereBefore 1,472]

I'm like old now and give me some free sh!t or a discount!!!!

[Horseman 2,399]

Catch up contributions in an HSA. 

[TheNewGirl 1,387]

Here's a breakdown of common senior discounts and where to find them:

 

Retail Discounts:

• Michaels: 10% off every day, including sale items. 
   
• Ross Dress for Less: 10% discount every Tuesday. 
   
• Walgreens: 20% off eligible regular-price items on Senior Days. 
   
• Kohl's: 15% off (may vary by location and require membership or special offers). 
   
• Target: $10 off eyewear and contact lenses, 50% off prescription eyewear for AARP members. 
   
• JOANN: 20% off your purchase on Senior Day (check local store for dates and times). 
   

Restaurant Discounts:

• Denny's: 55+ menu and 15% off for AARP members. 
   
• IHOP: 55+ menu with smaller portions and lower prices. 
   
• Chick-fil-A: 10% off or free small drink or coffee. 
   
• McDonald's: 20% discount on coffee everyday depending on the location (55+). 
   

Other Discounts:

• Amtrak: 10% off for seniors on select trips. 
   
• Amazon Prime: 50% discount for seniors on government assistance programs. 
   
• Hertz Car Rental: Up to 20% off with their Fifty Plus Program. 

[posty 2,624]

2 hours ago, BeenHereBefore said:

I hate Starbucks Coffee. Drink my coffee black.

Just like your men…

[jerryskids 6,597]

At 55, as a fit single man, you can move into a retirement community and bang all the lonely, horny GILFs who haven't had a man in years.   

[BunnysBastatrds 2,325]

 You reached the old speed limit now. Im one mph over. It sucks, but it doesn’t suck, but it sucks! Take advantage of it.

[Fnord 2,065]

2 hours ago, jerryskids said:

At 55, as a fit single man, you can move into a retirement community and bang all the lonely, horny GILFs who haven't had a man in years.   

Does one need to be fit and/or single? Asking for a friend.

[posty 2,624]

Joann’s are going out of business and closing all their doors…
 

Kohl’s are closing a lot of their stores as well…

[jerryskids 6,597]

26 minutes ago, Fnord said:

Does one need to be fit and/or single? Asking for a friend.

"Fit" mostly means certain parts work adequately. Single i guess depends on your wife's willingness to share.

That being said, if you want to be the alpha baboon having the choicest GILF baboonettes licking your bunghole, it's best to hit the gym occasionally.

 

[Fnord 2,065]

7 minutes ago, jerryskids said:

"Fit" mostly means certain parts work adequately. Single i guess depends on your wife's willingness to share.

That being said, if you want to be the alpha baboon having the choicest GILF baboonettes licking your bunghole, it's best to hit the gym occasionally.

 

Jeee-sus Jerry!

Nobody's gonna be doing that, IDGAF how sexy, big and red that baboonette's ass is!

[jerryskids 6,597]

1 hour ago, Fnord said:

Jeee-sus Jerry!

Nobody's gonna be doing that, IDGAF how sexy, big and red that baboonette's ass is!

Dood, you haven't lived until you've had a horny GILF baboonette tongue fock your starfish.   

Also I may have just killed this thread.   

[Bier Meister 1,665]

tofu and viagra?

[Bier Meister 1,665]

4 hours ago, Fnord said:

Jeee-sus Jerry!

Nobody's gonna be doing that, IDGAF how sexy, big and red that baboonette's ass is!

 

2 hours ago, jerryskids said:

Dood, you haven't lived until you've had a horny GILF baboonette tongue fock your starfish.   

Also I may have just killed this thread.   

@shotsup and @BunnysBastatrds may have nights like that!

[Horseman 2,399]

5 hours ago, Fnord said:

IDGAF how sexy, big and red that baboonette's ass is!

Shocker

[easilyscan 877]

If Hy-Vee grocery stores are available where you live, I'm sure they used to give a 5% discount to anyone older than 50 on Mondays and Tuesdays.

[BeenHereBefore 1,472]

9 hours ago, TheNewGirl said:

 

Here's a breakdown of common senior discounts and where to find them:

 

Retail Discounts:

• Michaels: 10% off every day, including sale items. 
   
• Ross Dress for Less: 10% discount every Tuesday. 
   
• Walgreens: 20% off eligible regular-price items on Senior Days. 
   
• Kohl's: 15% off (may vary by location and require membership or special offers). 
   
• Target: $10 off eyewear and contact lenses, 50% off prescription eyewear for AARP members. 
   
• JOANN: 20% off your purchase on Senior Day (check local store for dates and times). 
   

Restaurant Discounts:

• Denny's: 55+ menu and 15% off for AARP members. 
   
• IHOP: 55+ menu with smaller portions and lower prices. 
   
• Chick-fil-A: 10% off or free small drink or coffee. 
   
• McDonald's: 20% discount on coffee everyday depending on the location (55+). 
   

Other Discounts:

• Amtrak: 10% off for seniors on select trips. 
   
• Amazon Prime: 50% discount for seniors on government assistance programs. 
   
• Hertz Car Rental: Up to 20% off with their Fifty Plus Program. 

Lol Thanks!

[BeenHereBefore 1,472]

9 hours ago, posty said:

Just like your men…

You know it and sorry you are to white for me.

[BeenHereBefore 1,472]

18 minutes ago, easilyscan said:

If Hy-Vee grocery stores are available where you live, I'm sure they used to give a 5% discount to anyone older than 50 on Mondays and Tuesdays.

Thanks and not in my area.

[BeenHereBefore 1,472]

6 hours ago, jerryskids said:

"Fit" mostly means certain parts work adequately. Single i guess depends on your wife's willingness to share.

That being said, if you want to be the alpha baboon having the choicest GILF baboonettes licking your bunghole, it's best to hit the gym occasionally.

 

Haha great post!

[BeenHereBefore 1,472]

7 hours ago, BunnysBastatrds said:

 You reached the old speed limit now. Im one mph over. It sucks, but it doesn’t suck, but it sucks! Take advantage of it.

Wow never thought I'm the old speed limit, I will my dad hit up Ponderosa buffets a lot when he turned 55.

[BeenHereBefore 1,472]

Ohh Happy Belated Birthday to Wifi and think Bier and was their Birthday on the 12th as well.

[josh wiley 34]

Not sure who u have auto instance with but my company gives a 55 and retired discount. Contingent upon having full coverage on that vehicle. So not sure if u might be retired also but that’s an option

[josh wiley 34]

Just remind whatever person you’re talking to that they have to change the usage from work to pleasure. Seems simple but u know what I’m saying

[BeenHereBefore 1,472]

3 minutes ago, josh wiley said:

Not sure who u have auto instance with but my company gives a 55 and retired discount. Contingent upon having full coverage on that vehicle. So not sure if u might be retired also but that’s an option

Thank you but I got cheap Auto Insurance and sticking with it.

[BeenHereBefore 1,472]

12 hours ago, supermike80 said:

AARP   Think it starts at 50.

Our MJR movie theatre gives discounts to 55 and older.

I hate AARP and had to mail them out constantly at the one job I had. One got sent to Ted Nugent and thought that was cool though.

[josh wiley 34]

11 minutes ago, BeenHereBefore said:

Thank you but I got cheap Auto Insurance and sticking with it.

Doesn’t matter how cheap they are u just might want to check with them and see if they have something similar. I mean you’re the one who started this thread and I gave u an answer that could possibly help u out

[BeenHereBefore 1,472]

Just now, josh wiley said:

Doesn’t matter how cheap they are u just might want to check with them and see if they have something similar. I mean you’re the one who started this thread and I gave u an answer that could possibly help u out

I pay $22 a month and doubt you get cheaper than that. I don't have full cause my cars are old and not worth much.Appreciate it though.

[josh wiley 34]

Ok you’re right can’t get any cheaper. Hope that tip helps some others out. A lot of people don’t know that. I’m not quite to that age but every year I like to get a free sub from jersey mikes and firehouse. Simple things like that make it for me. U just have to have their apps.

[BeenHereBefore 1,472]

1 minute ago, josh wiley said:

Ok you’re right can’t get any cheaper. Hope that tip helps some others out. A lot of people don’t know that. I’m not quite to that age but every year I like to get a free sub from jersey mikes and firehouse. Simple things like that make it for me. U just have to have their apps.

Yea may help others and hope so, I was paying $80 a month for the same policy from State Farm. Always cool to take advantage of stuff and and agree, I ate one time at Jersey Mikes and their prices was insane and hoagie was just above average. Never been to Firehouse and we have them here, are they good?

[josh wiley 34]

Yeah I think they are both good in their own right. And probably taste even better to me when I’m picking them up for free on my birthday. Not sure what’s going on with your jersey mikes but I’ve always liked their subs

[BeenHereBefore 1,472]

7 minutes ago, josh wiley said:

Yeah I think they are both good in their own right. And probably taste even better to me when I’m picking them up for free on my birthday. Not sure what’s going on with your jersey mikes but I’ve always liked their subs

Jersey Mikes prices bothered me the most and cool will try Firehouse and heard good things. We also have a Jimmy Johns I haven't been at yet as well. Anything free or won is always better!