Do you make small talk w the guy next to you at the urinal?

[t.j. booker 217]

Sometimes at the Chuck-a-Rama buffet I’ll go take a whiz and it’s just me and some other guy at the urinals. Seems weird to just stand there without speaking, so last time I made a little small talk. “Hey, how’s your night going? How about those crab legs?” That sort of thing.

He looked at me like I had 2 heads and left.

Is that weird?  

[The Elevator Killer 675]

Just make sure you don't say, "Let me help you with that."

[weepaws 3,281]

3 minutes ago, The Elevator Killer said:

Just make sure you don't say, "Let me help you with that."

Apparently owns a bag of dics.  So he’s Ghey

[The Elevator Killer 675]

Just now, weepaws said:

Apparently owns a bag of dics.  So he’s Ghey

Welcome to the urinal. Your leaf looks a little wilted. Let me "water" it for you. 

[Strike 5,938]

"Small" talk.  I see what you did there Booker!

[edjr 6,823]

Only if it's Trump. I point and laugh

[MikeMatt 296]

I break the ice by saying the water in the urinal is to cold for my wiener. 

[edjr 6,823]

4 minutes ago, MikeMatt said:

I break the ice by saying the water in the urinal is to cold for my wiener. 

What do they say when they see you lying on the ground in a puddle of piss?

[MikeMatt 296]

7 minutes ago, edjr said:

What do they say when they see you lying on the ground in a puddle of piss?

Welcome to Walmart

[The Elevator Killer 675]

1 minute ago, MikeMatt said:

Welcome to Walmart

I came to answer Edjr, but it wasn't going to top that. 

[Horseman 2,684]

"Burr the water is cold today"   

[MikeMatt 296]

13 minutes ago, Horseman said:

"Burr the water is cold today"   

On the moon too

[Bier Meister 1,742]

only to talk about gloria's technique 

[MikeMatt 296]

1 minute ago, Bier Meister said:

only to talk about gloria's technique 

Squirt. Dribble dribble. 

[Horseman 2,684]

9 minutes ago, MikeMatt said:

On the moon too

New rule lasted less than a minute. 

[Voltaire 5,442]

A few years back, Larry Craig taught us that you can meet interesting people for conversation by looking for guys who take wide stances at the urinal, go to the urinal next to them and tap their feet. If you don't see anyone taking a wide stance, take one yourself and wait a few minutes for somebody to tap yours. 

[The Elevator Killer 675]

This whole thread was started because T.J. didn't want us to know that he pees sitting down. 

[jonnyutah 515]

I like to break the ice with the tweeter line.

Unzip. Look shocked and say what the f is that? 

 

[5-Points 3,732]

I like to be polite so I usually just say excuse me before I start peeing in the urinal he's using. 

[The Elevator Killer 675]

1 minute ago, 5-Points said:

I like to be polite so I usually just say excuse me before I start peeing in the urinal he's using. 

And the crossing of streams created Peefoam. 

[BiffTannen 1,076]

 

[MikeMatt 296]

10 minutes ago, The Elevator Killer said:

And the crossing of streams created Peefoam. 

Goes from yellow to pink pretty quickly- 

[seafoam1 3,352]

15 minutes ago, The Elevator Killer said:

And the crossing of streams created Peefoam. 

Princess peeEllie has a new obsession. This is too easy to expose her anger. 

[The Elevator Killer 675]

6 minutes ago, seafoam1 said:

Princess peeEllie has a new obsession. This is too easy to expose her anger. 

I'm not angry. How was 5-Points supposed to know? 

[seafoam1 3,352]

2 minutes ago, The Elevator Killer said:

I'm not angry. How was 5-Points supposed to know? 

LastWordGirl strikes again. 

[MikeMatt 296]

18 minutes ago, The Elevator Killer said:

I'm not angry. How was 5-Points supposed to know? 

Innocent bystander 

 

[The Elevator Killer 675]

2 minutes ago, MikeMatt said:

Innocent bystander 

 

Maybe he didn't see Ghost Busters and didn't know you weren't supposed to cross streams. 

[MikeMatt 296]

Just now, The Elevator Killer said:

Maybe he didn't see Ghost Busters and didn't know you weren't supposed to cross streams. 

Or he just watched Star Wars and wanted to start a sword fight. 

[The Elevator Killer 675]

2 minutes ago, MikeMatt said:

Or he just watched Star Wars and wanted to start a sword fight. 

That only happens in bars where guys pay attention to what other guys drink. 

[BunnysBastatrds 2,565]

 I was at a Saints game and there was this tall muscular black guy, and had to take take a peek . He was smoking (no one was going to say “put that out”) and he busted me. The only thing I could say was… 

He laughed.

[weepaws 3,281]

Same guy Ghey that gave you a ride, or was this another one of your Ghey encounters? 

[TheNewGirl 1,618]

All the time! 

Met some good friends this way.