edjr 6,732 Posted 7 hours ago https://www.yahoo.com/news/articles/pentagon-unveils-clean-shaven-grooming-225916176.html Quote The Pentagon on Monday unveiled new grooming standards, which now require service members “to be clean shaven and neat in presentation for a proper military appearance.” Chief Pentagon spokesperson Sean Parnell said in a statement Monday that following “a rapid force-wide review of military standards” Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth “recently directed the Services to implement the following grooming standards for facial hair.” “The grooming standard set by the U.S. military is to be clean shaven and neat in presentation for a proper military appearance,” Hegseth said in a quote in Parnell’s statement. Advertisement Earlier this month, President Trump signed an order to change the name of the Department of Defense into the “Department of War,” framing the change-up as a sign of American strength. He also suggested that prior lengthy wars under the old moniker were caused by political correctness. The president signed an executive order that allowed the department’s name change and for Hegseth’s title to change to secretary of War. A permanent name change will require an act of Congress. “Commanders must apply consistent criteria and appropriately consider the Department’s interests in safety and uniformity when authorizing individual exceptions,” Parnell said in his Monday statement “Military medical officers will provide a written recommendation concerning a shaving waiver to the commander who is the final approval authority. Service members with an approved shaving waiver will participate in a medical treatment plan,” he added. Dumb. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 6,732 Posted 7 hours ago Just now, MDC said: Cack and balls too? That should be a federal law for all Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jonnyutah 434 Posted 7 hours ago Should make it so that you cant wear any hats either. Or any headwear at all. That will make sure the place is safe and less likely to have leaks. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 6,732 Posted 7 hours ago 1 minute ago, jonnyutah said: Should make it so that you cant wear any hats either. Or any headwear at all. That will make sure the place is safe and less likely to have leaks. I wear a hat at work. They let me, I do it. I have nice hair too. I wear the hat to keep it at bay. I need a haircut Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
thegeneral 3,395 Posted 7 hours ago Next up bad tattoos? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MikeMatt 230 Posted 7 hours ago 7 minutes ago, MDC said: Cack and balls too? You would ask that. Beat me to it Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jonnyutah 434 Posted 7 hours ago 2 minutes ago, thegeneral said: Next up bad tattoos? Yes! Involuntary lethal injection for any face and neck tats. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 2,535 Posted 7 hours ago Clitoris piercing sets off the detector, no? I got my finger caught in one. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Maximum Overkill 2,272 Posted 6 hours ago 19 minutes ago, thegeneral said: Next up bad tattoos? Does this exclude Trannys with patchy facial hair?? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 6,732 Posted 6 hours ago 55 minutes ago, thegeneral said: Next up bad tattoos? Anything above the neck or below the wrist = death Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tree of Knowledge 2,028 Posted 6 hours ago I’m sure they will call this racist. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thornton Melon 639 Posted 4 hours ago 2 hours ago, BunnysBastatrds said: Clitoris piercing sets off the detector, no? I got my penix caught in one. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore troubadour 15,704 Posted 4 hours ago Good. I wish the police depts would do this as well. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tree of Knowledge 2,028 Posted 4 hours ago 2 hours ago, BunnysBastatrds said: Clitoris piercing sets off the detector, no? I got my finger caught in one. 20+ years ago a bunch of guys were drinking at a bar near the airport metal detectors heading to a Vegas trip. We were fascinated by how many young women were setting off the detectors. It was pretty cool once we realized what was happening. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 2,535 Posted 4 hours ago 12 minutes ago, Tree of Knowledge said: 20+ years ago a bunch of guys were drinking at a bar near the airport metal detectors heading to a Vegas trip. We were fascinated by how many young women were setting off the detectors. It was pretty cool once we realized what was happening. Nice. I used to go to the New Orleans airport around seven in my mid twenties and hang out at the bar/restaurant and pretend my flight was delayed till the next day due to bad weather. The weather wasn’t bad. My friend worked bartender and got my drinks, and the wemens on for nothing, but I I tipped him well. It was to easy in the Big Easy. Horny wemens ready to party. One girl said she was humiliated as she was stripped searched and she had a to much to drink. Debbie Does New Orleans: I just want have fun now. Me: My flight was delayed till tomorrow morning. I’ll bring to my favorite watering holes. Worked every fawking time. Got a couple threesomes. It was easier than shooting Sux in a barrel. Wemens say the nastiest thing, especially nurses, teachers, and cops. I felt like pac man. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 6,732 Posted 3 hours ago 1 hour ago, Hardcore troubadour said: Good. I wish the police depts would do this as well. how about bringing back physical abilities tests too Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fnord 2,374 Posted 2 hours ago 2 hours ago, Hardcore troubadour said: Good. I wish the police depts would do this as well. Why? I've never understood this. My employer had similar regulations before I started. Limited facial hair not to exceed a certain length, no visible tats, no visible piercings other than ears, among others. Doing away with that was good for hiring/recruiting. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
weepaws 3,251 Posted 1 hour ago 5 hours ago, edjr said: https://www.yahoo.com/news/articles/pentagon-unveils-clean-shaven-grooming-225916176.html Dumb. Great move. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore troubadour 15,704 Posted 1 hour ago 1 hour ago, Fnord said: Why? I've never understood this. My employer had similar regulations before I started. Limited facial hair not to exceed a certain length, no visible tats, no visible piercings other than ears, among others. Doing away with that was good for hiring/recruiting. Because it doesn’t look squared away. Neither does long hair or dread Locks. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites