Ancestry DNA - YOOGE update

[edjr 6,898]

 

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Edward's 12 ancestral regions

Italy

Southern Italy 40%

Northwestern Italy 4%

England
East Midlands 12%
Devon & Somerset 7%
West Midlands 1%

French Canada
Acadia 20%

Celtic & Gaelic
Central Scotland & Northern Ireland 9%

Southeastern Europe
Crete 2%
Southern Greece 2%
Slovenia 1%

Indigenous Americas
Canada & United States 1%

Jewish
Ashkenazi Jews in Eastern Europe & Russia 1%

 

What a focking mutt.

I found a 1st cousin who is pretty hot. Should I message her:  

[Strike 6,012]

I ain't ever using one of those DNA services.  The cops use them to track down perps in cold case files. 

[thegeneral 3,593]

Mutt

[edjr 6,898]

1 minute ago, Strike said:

I ain't ever using one of those DNA services.  The cops use them to track down perps in cold case files. 

Guess dey color

[edjr 6,898]

Just now, thegeneral said:

Mutt

I am 1% jew. That is a protected class.  :reported: 

[TheNewGirl 1,636]

Mine says I am related to early Pennsylvania settlers; makes sense since there is a town there named after an ancestor. 

I am still 30% South Germanic European, even after the update. 

[Mike Honcho 5,423]

Those tests are about as reliable as your horoscope.  

[edjr 6,898]

1 minute ago, Mike Honcho said:

Those tests are about as reliable as your horoscope.  

Seeing as I have been told I am 1/2 italian my whole life.. are they really?

[TimHauck 3,306]

On 6/27/2025 at 6:32 PM, TimHauck said:

Nothing.  Most of them are white. Jewish is a religion, not a race.  Anyone that paid for a 23andme that said they are part “Ashkenazi Jew” got scammed

 

8 minutes ago, edjr said:

I am 1% jew. That is a protected class.  :reported: 

 

[Strike 6,012]

1 minute ago, edjr said:

Seeing as I have been told I am 1/2 italian my whole life.. are they really?

What if they tell everyone they're 1/2 Italian knowing that most people won't question it?  

[Drizzay 745]

Jew is a race.

[TheNewGirl 1,636]

5 minutes ago, Mike Honcho said:

Those tests are about as reliable as your horoscope.  

Not necessarily. 

I have a very large part of my family tree completed, and we have a family historian that lives in New York and has done a TON of research. Before the DNA tests were even available. The family tree matches with the DNA results down to the specific regions. 

[TimHauck 3,306]

2 minutes ago, Drizzay said:

Jew is a race.

It’s not 

[HellToupee 2,208]

16 minutes ago, edjr said:

Southern Italy 40%

Amazingly acted by Hopper & Walken 

[Strike 6,012]

8 minutes ago, Drizzay said:

Jew is a race.

A race to see who can horde the most money!!!!!  AMIRITE????

[TheNewGirl 1,636]

9 minutes ago, Drizzay said:

Jew is a race.

It's an ethnoreligious group; not a race. 

 

[Alias Detective 1,459]

32 minutes ago, edjr said:

 

What a focking mutt.

I found a 1st cousin who is pretty hot. Should I message her:  

Chief Wahoo is that you?

[Alias Detective 1,459]

26 minutes ago, TheNewGirl said:

Mine says I am related to early Pennsylvania settlers; makes sense since there is a town there named after an ancestor. 

I am still 30% South Germanic European, even after the update. 

what town?

[edjr 6,898]

2 minutes ago, Alias Detective said:

Chief Wahoo is that you?

More of a Chief than Maholmes

[Alias Detective 1,459]

3 minutes ago, edjr said:

More of a Chief than Maholmes

Now we know where your Senator got her nickname.  Everyone prolly has 1% indiginous peeps in them.

[TheNewGirl 1,636]

3 minutes ago, Alias Detective said:

what town?

Geistown, PA...it's incredibly tiny but I am sure was a bustling metropolis in the 1860s.  

[edjr 6,898]

1 minute ago, TheNewGirl said:

Geistown, PA...it's incredibly tiny but I am sure was a bustling metropolis in the 1860s.  

He is used to hearing incredibly tiny

[The Pope 10]

40 minutes ago, Strike said:

I ain't ever using one of those DNA services.  The cops use them to track down perps in cold case files. 

Confession is good for the soul. So tell us, what did you do? 

[Strike 6,012]

Just now, The Pope said:

Confession is good for the soul. So tell us, what did you do? 

I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.  Which would of course mean another trip to confession, and I'm not sure that one would go well:  "Father, I have sinned.  I killed the Pope."

[edjr 6,898]

Just now, Strike said:

I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.  Which would of course mean another trip to confession, and I'm not sure that one would go well:  "Father, I have sinned.  I killed the Pope."

Who cares? Another one will just pop up in his place

[Strike 6,012]

1 minute ago, edjr said:

Who cares? Another one will just pop up in his place

I'm pretty sure someone from Chicago would shiv me if I killed the Pope.  Probably one of those guys who used to be on SNL to talk about Da Bears and Da Bulls.

[Mike Honcho 5,423]

1 minute ago, Strike said:

I'm pretty sure someone from Chicago would shiv me if I killed the Da Pope.  Probably one of those guys who used to be on SNL to talk about Da Bears and Da Bulls.

fixed

[The Elevator Killer 714]

5 minutes ago, Strike said:

I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.  Which would of course mean another trip to confession, and I'm not sure that one would go well:  "Father, I have sinned.  I killed the Pope."

Yeah don't kill the Pope. I don't have many alias' that I can still remember. 

[BunnysBastatrds 2,593]

31 minutes ago, Mike Honcho said:

Those tests are about as reliable as your horoscope.  

 Im adopted and found my birth mother, birth father, and two sisters and two brothers. I’ve met my birth father and brother and sister on that side. Im going to meet my mother this fall. I grew up an only child, so the fact I found them alll, and it’s all because of Ancestory

 Im all European. 

[MikeMatt 368]

I had a coworker thats parents were born in Albania and he was born here and grew up Albanian. When these spit tests came out he came up to me and called me his paison. Huh ? Turns out the test said he was over 50% Italian. 

[MikeMatt 368]

These things are freaky. It turned up a cousin we never knew we had. Apparently my dead uncle - dead over 35 years - had a kid we never knew about. Thing is we do not know if he even knew about him. And BTW seeing pictures he is the spitting image of my other cousins. Fvcked up. 

[The Elevator Killer 714]

Mostly I just know what I've been told. I supposedly have full blooded Cherokee great grandmothers on each side of the family and an ancestor that ran against Thomas Jefferson for president, (in the primaries I would guess.) And supposedly my family owned what is now know as Houston. My question is, "Where the fock is the money?"

[edjr 6,898]

11 minutes ago, The Elevator Killer said:

Mostly I just know what I've been told. I supposedly have full blooded Cherokee great grandmothers on each side of the family and an ancestor that ran against Thomas Jefferson for president, (in the primaries I would guess.) And supposedly my family owned what is now know as Houston. My question is, "Where the fock is the money?"

 

 

[jerryskids 7,075]

I had my DNA analyzed back to see if I would be receptive to immunotherapy.  They asked if I wanted an analysis of my ethnicity, I said sure.  Their result was almost exactly what I've been told -- 1/2 Pollack, 1/4 Slovak, 1/4 Wop.

And there was 1% of something like "Australian Aborigine".  I think that was some sort of mistake.   

[The Elevator Killer 714]

4 minutes ago, edjr said:

 

 

Don't be hatin' Andrew Jacksonjr. 

[iam90sbaby 2,727]

Pretty weird how after Blackstone bought Ancestry everyone now has 1% Ashkenazi Jewish in them. Completele bullsh!t.