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wiffleball

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#6129796 How’s your blood pressure?

Posted by wiffleball on Yesterday, 03:20 PM

 
Same here.  It was bad enough when he started doing rectal exams.

😂

Told me I had bloody gums and my breath smells like shiit.


#6129615 Next in line Aziz Ansari...this is getting stupid

Posted by wiffleball on Yesterday, 12:30 PM

 
I wish you could take this and apply it to your feelings about Trump.  Specifically, the "rage without direction is nothing more than a flame without oxygen" comment.


I'll happily address this elsewhere. But I think the topic at hand is important enough to not side track it with yet another political slap fight.


#6129408 How’s your blood pressure?

Posted by wiffleball on Yesterday, 10:00 AM

 
hummingbirds have a life expectancy of 3-5 years.  I have also never seen a hummingbird old folks home. 

You know how one year for a dog is like 7? For a hummingbird one year is equivalent to 19.8 years in human time.

You ever see a hummingbird with a stroke? Maybe its left-wing is paralyzed and so all It can do is fly around in a circle really really really fast?


#6129311 How’s your blood pressure?

Posted by wiffleball on Yesterday, 07:10 AM

Blood pressure is stupid. On the one hand, they tell us that we should have low blood pressure. Then they turn around and tell us to go running to get our blood pressure up. Make up your ###### mind.

Blood is good. Blood has oxygen and nutrients and fluids and all the good things that you want. So why wouldn't you want more of it in your body?

Plus, little known scientific facts. There's a lot more Strokes these days than there used to be. It's because blood pressure is too low. Back in the day when blood pressure was high it would blow that plaque and stuff right off of the veins. Basically an organic Roto-Rooter. When your Bloods not moving fast enough then fat builds up and then you have a stroke and start walking funny.


These are all true facts.
Trust me, I spent a lot of time in hospitals. I'm basically a doctor.


#6128627 Dude gets BJ after Iggles game

Posted by wiffleball on 14 January 2018 - 10:41 AM

Wisky diick


#6128529 Great line about Oprah today

Posted by wiffleball on 14 January 2018 - 08:33 AM

Oprah is a machine.


Especially when you put a plate full of brownies in front of her. It's like a cross between a great white shark and a wood chipper.


#6128463 At what age do you let your kid drink beers with you ?

Posted by wiffleball on 14 January 2018 - 01:47 AM

Damn dude. No chance you say that if I'm standing in front you


Well sure, he'd have to speak a lot slower and use smaller words.


#6128230 Great line about Oprah today

Posted by wiffleball on 13 January 2018 - 09:12 PM

... look, just because some drunk drives his crappy old car into your house, the solution to that problem isn't to drive a much nicer car into your house.

😂

Perfect.


#6127738 Ballistic missile warning in Hawaii

Posted by wiffleball on 13 January 2018 - 02:58 PM

Sounds like the finger-pointing has already started feds are blaming the states on this case estate. Hawaii. And apparently this type of warning only goes out once they hear from Western command. So the good news is, it's either somebody who works for a y or somebody who works for the federal government. So that narrows it down quite a bit. Unless the system was hacked. In which case it's neither of them. Hope that makes you feel better.


#6127729 Uti... wtf

Posted by wiffleball on 13 January 2018 - 02:51 PM

Penultimate likes to think like he's Marcus Welby, but I can work WebMD too.

Turns out, blood in the urethra is fairly common with ectopic pregnancies. Alternatively, you could have a tubal ligation. Best to have both of these things checked out as soon as possible. Have you found yourself spotting lately?


#6127527 Trump, S**thole countries, highly skilled immigrants, deleted threads.

Posted by wiffleball on 13 January 2018 - 10:30 AM

It's like I said in the other thread. It's really more just the stupidity.

Trump's Idiotic comments like this have led to court failures on DACA, his travel ban, and Bowe bergdahl's sentencing . Jesus dude, take a lesson. Just shut the fuuck up. Leave that shiit for the residence.

Racist, not racist, I don't give a fuuck. But don't be a fuucking idiot.


#6127328 Trump, S**thole countries, highly skilled immigrants, deleted threads.

Posted by wiffleball on 12 January 2018 - 09:12 PM

I'm ###### heartbroken. I mean, there was probably a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to see our president be racist idiot and then lie about it.

And and and I mean, we will probably never again see the same half-dozen board trolls AKA Trump lovers come rushing to his defense blindly regardless of what he says does or otherwise.

######, I sure hope there's an archive or something so we can restore this thing. That thread was basically the Ark of the Covenant.


#6126560 Trump 'decides against' London Trip

Posted by wiffleball on 12 January 2018 - 09:41 AM

Lol.

He's apparently trying to say he's not going to go to London because the new Embassy is a bad real estate deal.

Jesus that's rich. Especially from him. The master of all bad real estate deals.

He further goes on to blame Obama for this alleged bad deal. As if that's a reason not to go in the first place.

Of course, he fucks that up to. The change of Embassy largely for security reasons was approved by George Bush. He can't even get that right.

But the truth is, he was going to get absolutely crucified in London. The only thing good he's done recently is this allows the mayor of London much less the prime minister to not have to ban the guy outright.

You remember the mayor of London don't you? He's the guy that Trump criticized even while they're in the middle of a terrorist attack. Classy.

Oh well, he can always go back to Mar-A-Lago for the 37th time.


#6126472 Up next (or going down literally): James Franco #metoo

Posted by wiffleball on 12 January 2018 - 07:29 AM

Two other things.

1. Women's looks degrade incredibly rapidly. Especially when we're talking about a Hollywood scale. Nobody's going to pay 14.50 to see an unfortunate looking person in 3D and IMAX.

Ask yourself how many movies you seen the actress from precious in lately.

2. Like I have said before, Hollywood is a global business these days. Which means, you have to look at the values and desires and Norms of the much larger markets like China. Women just can't carry global movies. They just can't.

That sure as hell isn't an American invention.


#6125849 Up next (or going down literally): James Franco #metoo

Posted by wiffleball on 11 January 2018 - 03:20 PM

I can't stand him or Seth Rogen. Overrated and not funny.


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