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#6358409 I Turn Fifty Saturday

Posted by wiffleball on Yesterday, 05:26 PM

Imagine being jerked off by a woman who looks exactly like Ann Coulter when you were a pre/teen. Numerous times. Your aunt. At the zoo. Mall. Wherever she could.

Thanks. That's going to work for me for at least the next 10 to 14 days.

#6358347 Things you want to like... but don't.

Posted by wiffleball on Yesterday, 03:14 PM


That, more or less, is actually a pretty good list.

I probably switch craft beer for wine.

I really don't want to know that my hops was treated humanely and raised with free range barley.

And anybody who uses the term mouthfeel around me better have decent tiits and be talking about my johnson

...ville lil smoky.

#6358282 truvada. loons really are winning

Posted by wiffleball on Yesterday, 01:32 PM

thanks for the advice. i'm also careful of what they watch. don't need hiv drug commercials during a kid movie. agreed?

Children under 12 have the single lowest rate of condom usage.

#6358097 Krysten Sinema

Posted by wiffleball on Yesterday, 09:49 AM

Hasn't even taken office yet and already broke a campaign promise. 
Congrats Arizona..............you bought the lie hook, line and sinker.

Well if he's really unopposed.

Seems a silly thing to biitch about.

I'd have to see her breasts to make a final determination.

#6357879 What is small and cold and lifeless and tastes great with Cafe Au Lait at 3 i...

Posted by wiffleball on 14 November 2018 - 11:32 PM

Jon Beignets!!!

#6357722 Braveheart movie fans...Outlaw/King

Posted by wiffleball on 14 November 2018 - 07:04 PM

Wide Shot at 52 seconds, bottom left of the screen.  Very big advantage that the English had gas powered engines.   

Thx. Hehe 😁😁

I bet that's for the referees. I mean for fucksake that battlefields like five miles wide. Poor bastards running up and down the battlefield trying to call fouls?

"Beep beep! No hair pulling!"

#6357151 Crude Oil - Another Bad Day

Posted by wiffleball on 14 November 2018 - 06:38 AM

And there it is. Knew this was a covert Trump thread.
Exhibit E your Honor.

Actually, that's secret chum for Bert. Lol

You're stoopit.😉

#6356700 Victoria's Secret 'sorry' for transgender model comments - THE LO...

Posted by wiffleball on 13 November 2018 - 02:50 PM

I assume it's hard to do the wiener tuck and walk in high heels. Let's get an expert opinion on that. MDC, how do you do it?

Okay, that was 😁

#6356692 Trump drags his nuts all over Macron's and Wiff's faces.

Posted by wiffleball on 13 November 2018 - 02:44 PM

While Macron openly criticizes him? Uh, no thank you. 

I honestly think that you are probably better than this.

macron did not do that. Macron did what Statesman have been doing long before founding fathers were even born. He spoke broadly of ideas and Concepts. And it was honestly, one of the better speeches of this decade. It was eloquent and somewhat contemporaneous given trumps ill timed and ill placed speech on nationalism.

This is what grown-up Statesman do. What they don't do is Scamper back home and fire off all caps rage tweets directly attacking the individual.

If Trump wanted to disagree with him or retort and if he had the capability to do so which he does not, he could easily have said "my friend Emmanuel speaks very eloquently however what he does not understand in this modern world is..."

It's not like there is a dearth of press and microphones. In fact, I know I could contemporaneously draft comments in reply to macron speech right here and right now better than Trump could do in a week and a half of trying on his own.

we all recognize what happened. It's the same thing that happened last time he went to Europe. He actually thought he did well that first time. And then he got home and started seeing all the reviews on his performance especially vis s vis Putin and got Furious and struck back like a wounded toddler. He did the same thing again.

It is unfortunate but not unexpected.

like I said months ago and even his own staff has alluded to this. Trump should stick to doing rallies in Florida and Montana. He's good at firing up his base. But as far as International politics go? He is constantly the odd man out. Leave that to your state department and your vice president. Play to your strengths, mitigate your weaknesses.

#6356318 Krysten Sinema

Posted by wiffleball on 13 November 2018 - 08:32 AM

So the Democrat in Florida should earn your disdain since you give credit to McSally for conceding. Or do you only heap praise for Republicans that cave and not for Democrats that won't concede?

Do you spend your whole day like this?

Are you constantly mad there's more D's than Rs in your alpha bits?

#6356061 Another successful international trip lol

Posted by wiffleball on 12 November 2018 - 05:44 PM

You guys remember all the whining about Obama and his lack of a flag pin? And all the other bullshit?

Can you just imagine how much whining and bitching the Fox News Trump crew would have going on if Obama blew off a historic chance to honor World War 1 veterans like this?

But now they just whine about poor Donald's always being picked on!

You reap what you sow buddy.

#6356030 Clear PET scan, b1tches!

Posted by wiffleball on 12 November 2018 - 04:45 PM

If they're checking your throat, I'm pretty sure that would be a Pez scan.

#6356028 Another successful international trip lol

Posted by wiffleball on 12 November 2018 - 04:43 PM


Rump hasn't had any fun overseas except for when the Saudis let him touch their big glowing ball.

Did you see his face light up when Putin finally showed up at the event? Literally, Trump went from scowling and pouting to thank God! I've got a buddy! And they've got the whole thing on video.

#6355950 Which geek drives this truck?

Posted by wiffleball on 12 November 2018 - 02:31 PM


Conservatives drive work trucks, new sports cars and young conservatives mini vans for their growing family. Assuming all the Dems in Sedan/Coupe is the douche BMW crowd.

You forgot Subarus... 

#6355932 Clear PET scan, b1tches!

Posted by wiffleball on 12 November 2018 - 02:16 PM

That is FANTASTIC news! Woo and Hoo!!!




I wasn't looking forward to handing your family a folded rainbow flag.