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#1 naomi

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Posted 12 December 2017 - 11:52 PM

This may be peenied to protect my sensitive female feelings but the rough thought going in is I'll put my periodic online dating complaints/musings in here.

 

Using Christian Mingle.

 

The title was the headline (there are no traditional headlines, only breakdowns of facts about you) of one guy. 

 

First complaint: I wish my parents had not given my brothers such common names. They are both usually in the top 10, maybe haven't fallen out of it in the last 50 years. I'll not pass on a guy because he has my brother's name but it's always a slightly awkward bummer.



#2 SenatorRock

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Posted 12 December 2017 - 11:58 PM

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#3 Filthy Fernadez

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Posted 13 December 2017 - 12:01 AM

Even more awkward if the guy has a smaller peemus than your brothers.


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#4 vuduchile

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Posted 13 December 2017 - 12:03 AM

Jebadiah is common?

#5 naomi

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Posted 13 December 2017 - 12:07 AM

The biggest data note that has jumped out is the amount of short men still on the market in their late twenties- mid thirties. There are men of all heights (height is listed with each profile snapshot in the index of profiles) but it really seems like in contrast to the amount of men that short in society, they're definitely over-represented on this site. Maybe I need to actually crunch these numbers because I'm starting to feel bad for short guys; didn't realize it was this bad.



#6 vuduchile

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Posted 13 December 2017 - 12:16 AM

The biggest data note that has jumped out is the amount of short men still on the market in their late twenties- mid thirties. There are men of all heights (height is listed with each profile snapshot in the index of profiles) but it really seems like in contrast to the amount of men that short in society, they're definitely over-represented on this site. Maybe I need to actually crunch these numbers because I'm starting to feel bad for short guys; didn't realize it was this bad.


Could you be with a guy whos shorter than you? Long term.

#7 Filthy Fernadez

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Posted 13 December 2017 - 12:34 AM

The biggest data note that has jumped out is the amount of short men still on the market in their late twenties- mid thirties. There are men of all heights (height is listed with each profile snapshot in the index of profiles) but it really seems like in contrast to the amount of men that short in society, they're definitely over-represented on this site. Maybe I need to actually crunch these numbers because I'm starting to feel bad for short guys; didn't realize it was this bad.

 

Some lady (32C) my wife (34DD) works with remarked recently about how all the tall guys get scooped up pretty quick once they are on the market. Maybe the littler guys stand a better chance to come with some ego.

 

What's the biggest detractor right off; short guy or bald guy?


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#8 naomi

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Posted 13 December 2017 - 01:07 AM

Could you be with a guy whos shorter than you? Long term.

 

Yes. I would have to be enamored overall to "overlook" it though. I used to not understand why height was a big deal to women, and I've seriously dated two guys around my height (5'6") and it didn't phase me, except in hindsight I can see how they had complexes (not that every short guy has to). Otherwise I've only dated tall guys and the last person was super tall. A switch got flipped and I'm not indifferent anymore. Short is not a deal breaker though.



#9 naomi

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Posted 13 December 2017 - 01:18 AM

 

Some lady (32C) my wife (34DD) works with remarked recently about how all the tall guys get scooped up pretty quick once they are on the market. Maybe the littler guys stand a better chance to come with some ego.

 

What's the biggest detractor right off; short guy or bald guy?

 

Bald looks great on some guys, decent on some, but generally speaking, bald is the bigger detractor. 



#10 penultimatestraw

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Posted 13 December 2017 - 02:27 AM

Tell us about your alpacas.



#11 Filthy Fernadez

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Posted 13 December 2017 - 02:48 AM

Tell us about your alpacas.

 

https://imgur.com/gallery/JYsnm

 

Here's Salma Hayek with an intro.


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#12 titans&bucs&bearsohmy!

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Posted 13 December 2017 - 03:14 AM

You should give us a headshot of you and let us create a dating account for you and completely run all the chats. That would be focking hilarious.

#13 NorthernVike

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Posted 13 December 2017 - 05:21 AM

It's really no surprise chronic welcher is short and has a small peemus. You need to have better taste in men.

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You guys have no focking clue what happened so you really should just shut it..

 


#14 patweisers44

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Posted 13 December 2017 - 06:47 AM

It's really no surprise chronic welcher is short and has a small peemus. You need to have better taste in men.

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#15 naomi

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Posted 02 January 2018 - 10:23 PM

The first guy that has ticked all the boxes but has one big drawback (has been married and has a kid; looking for someone who's never been married)...has my brother's name.

 

The 2nd guy, had a great, long conversation with him last night, and am going to 'move it to Skype.' Knew a fair amount of deeper stuff about him without knowing his name yet. Well, it's my brother's name again, and the same one in this case. 

 

Weirder part (there was allusion that he does videography for a conservative figure), he is Milo Yianapollis (sp) camera man.  Milo posted a video (it's on his FB) of his camera guy getting assaulted so the most I've now seen of him is that. 



#16 IGotWorms

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Posted 02 January 2018 - 10:29 PM

How old are you? Youve gotta be over 30 in which case I think you cannot discount previously married dudes.

#17 cyclone24

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Posted 02 January 2018 - 10:35 PM

Baptist and a sub teacher........im putting the odds of currently banging a student at 97%.
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#18 naomi

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Posted 02 January 2018 - 10:57 PM

Worms, at the 'lady's don't tell' age.  

 

This guy is more visible than I'd have assumed. Large social media followings. Will be interesting to see if we can maintain humble, candid conversation being that he is a somewhat crazy rabble-rouser who has much different candor while 'out there.'

 

Cyclone, that was a guy's details. 



#19 Bier Meister

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Posted 02 January 2018 - 11:50 PM

Nothing wrong with alpacas
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#20 mobb_deep

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Posted 03 January 2018 - 12:09 AM

I got a feeling an alpaca would be more fun to date than a naomi.

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#21 Mookz

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Posted 03 January 2018 - 12:10 AM

Nothing wrong with alpacas


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#22 Bier Meister

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Posted 03 January 2018 - 12:24 AM

Well, we know alpacas spit.
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#23 kilroy69

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Posted 03 January 2018 - 05:59 AM

I pass on any women with my mom's name or my sister's name. No exceptions
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#24 NorthernVike

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Posted 03 January 2018 - 06:32 AM

Wooled!


:first:

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You guys have no focking clue what happened so you really should just shut it..

 


#25 wiffleball

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Posted 03 January 2018 - 06:50 AM

If you're sick of common names, you need to start going the Kardashian route.
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#26 wiffleball

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Posted 03 January 2018 - 06:51 AM

I pass on any women with my mom's name or my sister's name. No exceptions


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