Jump to content


Member Since 13 Aug 2001
Online Last Active Today, 10:06 PM

#6248355 People I used to fight with on FFT, I am now friends with.

Posted by wiffleball on Today, 07:15 AM

It sounds like you may fit into that category of poster who absolutely hates or likes another poster based upon one particular facet of their posting. Be it sports, politics, whatever.

If he doesn't like the Patriots? Then you'll pick a fight with him over something like best movie, or World War II or god-knows-what. Just because you're not besties and he was mean in another thread!

We've got a lot of those types. Over time, they've actually been a couple who admitted it. "Oh, I know he's right about XYZ, but what he said about ABC, I'm not going to like him!"😭

That's a little too junior high for me. Filthy and Cyclone for example. They can say something that cracks me up in one thread and I'll give him props for it. And then absolutely disagree with them in another thread. And that's fine. Because we're not Junior High School girls.

But that's why I came up with the whole Mean Girls analogy. We definitely have that crew here as well.

Hell, I've gone toe-to-toe in the morning, and met some of these guys for beers in the afternoon.

About the only one I see no value in anything at all is flaHawker. And that's just cuz he doesn't have ###### enough to stand up behind his own positions. I forget what his latest alias is. But I find absolutely no value in types like that.

The rest of it? Just cuz I don't agree with or respect your position on a certain matter, doesn't mean I wouldn't have a beer with you and talk about other matters.

Because that's what men do. None of this "you didn't support me in the rubber prices in Brazil thread, so I'm not sure buddy anymore!"😭

#6247737 Do you like giant natural (I think) funbags on a cute girl?

Posted by wiffleball on Yesterday, 11:22 AM

The only thing wrong with the large natural ones is that gravity eventually takes over.

Two words, inversion bed. Hang her up like a f*cking bat until you need her.

#6246329 Check in here if you do not care about Golf

Posted by wiffleball on 17 June 2018 - 09:42 AM

I would agree with you if it didn't have one of the gheyest names in all of sports. 

True fact. You can only play lacrosse if your name is Chad Tad Thad or Sage.

But if you're a Burly lesbian, you can play field hockey all day.

#6246163 Check in here if you do not care about Golf

Posted by wiffleball on 16 June 2018 - 11:39 PM

Best sport ever.

For weekend naps.

#6245791 Ex-teacher who sexually assaulted 15-year-old student while pregnant sent to...

Posted by wiffleball on 16 June 2018 - 09:07 AM

Well I think the real issue here is this.

Teacher is a pre-op biologically born female Who self-identifies as a male.

Student is a biologically born male who self identifies as a female. Who is lesbian.

The self-identified male portion of the teacher is gay and is hot for the biologically male portion of the student, but has traditional cis-vaginal secks    with the student.

Fock. My brain hurted.

#6244898 The Trump crew believes that the Bible justifies ripping families apart.

Posted by wiffleball on 15 June 2018 - 12:49 AM

Unless someone knows off the top of their head, I'd be really curious to find out whether the Germans broke up families before loading them on trains to the death camps. I don't think they did. Too many stories of children being in the camps and seeing their parents or grandparents or other relative die.  Too many older Jews who got their wrist tattooed when they were little children. So, even the Nazis had their limit?

Fantastic, the Nazis. Wow.

#6244581 How long before the Pledge of Allegiance is gone from schools?

Posted by wiffleball on 14 June 2018 - 03:59 PM

Troub is still looking up the meaning of "Donzerly".

#6244204 How long before the Pledge of Allegiance is gone from schools?

Posted by wiffleball on 14 June 2018 - 10:21 AM

Clearly, Stalin didn't know about Facebook.

#6243747 Can we all agree - Fuk Cancer

Posted by wiffleball on 13 June 2018 - 09:58 PM

Trump threads <=> Jar Jar Binks threads in the past year? 

Blame filthy, hardcore, Senator, Etc

You'll see a crap load more non political threads from me then political.

And you got admit I nailed penultimate. Dude literally couldn't take a ###### without referencing the fact that he's an alleged medical person.

#6243744 Can we all agree - Fuk Cancer

Posted by wiffleball on 13 June 2018 - 09:53 PM

Let me understand this. Youre accusing me of rambling?

I'm saying this could be a thread about your favorite Star Wars character and somehow you'd find a way to be first, contrarian , and second, remind everybody that you're in the medical profession.

" contrary to what everyone thinks, Jar Jar Biggs was really the hero of the movie! Speaking as a medical professional..."

#6242586 Group of 16 black people walk out on $400+ restaurant bill.

Posted by wiffleball on 12 June 2018 - 03:37 PM

If I'm going to a restaurant and there is a group of 16 blacks in front of me I am finding another restaurant

Hell, I know black people who say the exact same thing.

#6242085 Ariana Grande and Pete Davidson?

Posted by wiffleball on 12 June 2018 - 09:03 AM

Pete Davidson makes me wish that 9/11 was on bring your child to work day.

#6242010 Bodie Miller - 19 month old daughter - sleeps with the fishes, literally. Poo...

Posted by wiffleball on 12 June 2018 - 08:14 AM

Seriously? Your daughter dies tragically one day and the next day you're on ###### social media posting pictures? God dammit.

F*cking world.

#6241628 Larry Kudlow suffers heart attack

Posted by wiffleball on 11 June 2018 - 07:41 PM

Now we know what that countdown clock is all about

#6241451 Do you or have you gone to movies by yourself?

Posted by wiffleball on 11 June 2018 - 04:16 PM


It both amazes and disgusts me the number of grown-ass adults who can't go to a movie, go out to eat,  go to a bar on their own. They get this junior high voice in their head saying everybody will be looking at me!😭

Nobody gives a f*ck. Grow up.

My brother falls into that category. Dude is now almost 60 years old. But never in his life was he able to function on his own. Probably explains why he's on his third wife.

I go visit him in whatever state and we could go somewhere close by and it say something like this is great! You come here a lot? He looks down and says no, I didn't have anybody to go with. Jeezus

To me, that's part of being a fuking adult. Not giving two fux about Junior High shyt like that.

I used to travel a lot for work. I find the same kind of people. Some would insist that after spending all freaking day together, we had to go to dinner and blah blah blah together. Could smell the desperation. Others? Would literally travel with a box of cereal in their luggage. Theyd order milk, a bowl and a spoon from room service and sit in their room after all the work stuff was done and eat cereal and watch TV. God damn

Honestly, I'd feel a whole lot gayer going to the movie theater with another guy than going alone.