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Colonoscopy today

16 February 2017 - 05:51 AM

2nd one in a week.  Yeah me.  They didn't get very far on the first one as they ran into a fold in my colon the doc wasn't comfortable pushing through so an other one is going to give it a shot.  Hoping there isn't a giant focking tumor blocking my poop shoot. Been two days since I've had any solid food and drinking the prep was a blast. Literally.

Get in and get checked out you old focks.


Sex Toy Manufacturer Divulges ###### We Already Guessed

28 December 2016 - 03:12 PM

Breaking the silent code among sex toy producers, Brian Sloan, creator of the AutoBlow and the AutoBlow2 for when the AutoBlow became too nasty to keep using, admits that all "uniquely or celebrity" molded vagina sex toys are largely the same generic ######. In a shocking bit of gender behind the curtains, it turns out men couldn't give a ###### what kind of ###### they're pounding. They're merely so damn happy to be there. Molding anatomically correct vaginas turned out to be a huge waste of money, though they are still heavily marketed as such. Who's the first guy to step up and sue the toy manufacturer for providing inaccurate fake ######?

As opposed to the dark spaces, it turns men do have quite a different preference when it comes to vulvas, or the externally appearing portion of the female genitalia. Or as Sloan more eloquently notes:

I prefer the exploded hamburger type heavy on the meat flaps, but I know a lot of other guys prefer the moose knuckle style.

Wiser words were never spoken. As such, Sloan is hosting an online contest for women to post pictures of their vulvas, with the top three rated twats receiving five grand and a trip to Los Angeles to have their lips re-created in sex toy form. This is the future of digital age consumerism. Let the dudes who crave rubber ###### decide what gets produced. This is their Dakota Access Pipeline moment. I dare you to weave "exploded hamburger" into a compliment for your girlfriend.








Say it ain't so!  :(


KSB's Christmas present

23 December 2016 - 08:59 AM

What do you get the man who has everything...?




A shirtless pic of Tiger. 



Gared Cook served fried chicken head at B-Dubs

07 October 2016 - 09:35 AM





That's not the worst part.  The worst part is that he got lemon pepper on his wings.  WTF  :thumbsdown:  :nono:



Photo in link.  

'Specific info' forces WikiLeaks to move anticipated announcement to Berlin

03 October 2016 - 01:28 PM

Julian Assange canceled a dramatic London balcony address on Tuesday in favor of a video presentation in Berlin after WikiLeaks developed "specific information" regarding Assange's safety, the leaked emails clearinghouse tweeted on Monday afternoon.

Some believe the video announcement by the WikiLeaks founder could be an "October surprise" geared towards the U.S. presidential election. Supporters of GOP presidential candidate Donald Trump have said they believe the announcement will be damaging to the candidacy of Democratic rival Hillary Clinton.

Assange, 45, who has lived in the Ecuadorean Embassy in London for five years as officials in Sweden have sought him on criminal charges, is set to address supporters in Berlin via a video link at 3 a.m. ET.

“I don’t want to give it away,” Assange told Fox News Channel’s Megyn Kelly in August, when he indicated he had a major scoop that could influence the race. “But it’s a variety of documents, from different types of institutions that are associated with the election campaign, some quite unexpected angles, some quite interesting, some even entertaining.”

In a subsequent interview with Fox News Channel’s Sean Hannity last month, Assange said his next round of revelations was coming “reasonably soon.”

Assange has already played a key role in the presidential race, with the release of 20,000 internal emails that indicated the Democratic National Committee appeared to conspire to prevent Bernie Sanders from winning the nomination. Those revelations surfaced in August, just before the party’s convention, proving embarrassing to Clinton’s campaign. They also led to the resignation of DNC Chairwoman Debbie Wasserman Schultz.

Though no recent public revelations directly tie to Assange's security fears, various U.S. officials and pundits have made threatening statements directed at him in the past. WikiLeaks on Monday tweeted an alleged quote from a 2010 State Department meeting at which then-Secretary of State Hillary Clinton asked if Assange could be killed in a drone strike. That same year, former Democrat strategist Bob Beckel said on Fox News Channel that "a dead man can't leak stuff."

Assange also has hinted that deceased DNC staffer Seth Rich may have been a source for WikiLeaks. Rich, 27, was found with multiple gunshot wounds to the back at a Washington, D.C., intersection in July. He died soon thereafter. Authorities believe Rich was the target of a botched robbery, but his death has inspired conspiracy theories.

WikiLeaks has published more than 10 million leaked emails, including sensitive information about prisoners at Guantanamo Bay, U.S. military operations in Iraq and Afghanistan and a cache of diplomatic cables from U.S. embassies around the world.






Two questions...


What will be released?


Did he catch wind that  the Clintons had put a hit on him?