Shots is a shoe in to be on the list.
Bunny may be a drunk but he's a sociable one.
Sux drinks coors light, nuff said
NorthernVike ice fishes and camps every weekend - Drunk
Titan's reminds me of Rajesh form Big Bang Theory , has to be drunk to talk to wimmens so...
Sho Nuff sits on his couch all day drinking burbon
Wiff still post from his mom's basement even after she has passed
Megla - A drunken good o'l boy from Florida who spends his days with a cocktail in hand while smoking his meat
Will add more with suggestions