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Would anyone care?

17 April 2017 - 05:44 PM

If HT and NewbieJr both focking died? Seriously, you two are the biggest waist of air on the planet. I wish nothing but hate and discontent for both of you.

That is all . :wave:

Mayonnaise on your steak prior to grilling

16 April 2017 - 08:58 AM

Now stay with me here.  I have never done it but it sounds intriguing.  Add you favorite steak rub or even just salt and pepper to the mayo and marinate your steak.  Toss on the grill, mayo is 95 fat and fat equals flavor.

Anyone ever try this?  I've used mayo to make grilled cheese and it works better than butter. I'm gonna have to give this one a shot.

Can you masturbate...

20 March 2017 - 02:30 PM

With a catheter in?  :unsure:


Colonoscopy today

16 February 2017 - 05:51 AM

2nd one in a week. Yeah me. They didn't get very far on the first one as they ran into a fold in my colon the doc wasn't comfortable pushing through so an other one is going to give it a shot. Hoping there isn't a giant focking tumor blocking my poop shoot. Been two days since I've had any solid food and drinking the prep was a blast. Literally.

Get in and get checked out you old focks.


Sex Toy Manufacturer Divulges ###### We Already Guessed

28 December 2016 - 03:12 PM

Breaking the silent code among sex toy producers, Brian Sloan, creator of the AutoBlow and the AutoBlow2 for when the AutoBlow became too nasty to keep using, admits that all "uniquely or celebrity" molded vagina sex toys are largely the same generic ######. In a shocking bit of gender behind the curtains, it turns out men couldn't give a ###### what kind of ###### they're pounding. They're merely so damn happy to be there. Molding anatomically correct vaginas turned out to be a huge waste of money, though they are still heavily marketed as such. Who's the first guy to step up and sue the toy manufacturer for providing inaccurate fake ######?

As opposed to the dark spaces, it turns men do have quite a different preference when it comes to vulvas, or the externally appearing portion of the female genitalia. Or as Sloan more eloquently notes:

I prefer the exploded hamburger type heavy on the meat flaps, but I know a lot of other guys prefer the moose knuckle style.

Wiser words were never spoken. As such, Sloan is hosting an online contest for women to post pictures of their vulvas, with the top three rated twats receiving five grand and a trip to Los Angeles to have their lips re-created in sex toy form. This is the future of digital age consumerism. Let the dudes who crave rubber ###### decide what gets produced. This is their Dakota Access Pipeline moment. I dare you to weave "exploded hamburger" into a compliment for your girlfriend.








Say it ain't so!  :(