cmh6476 752 Posted March 21, 2006 http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2006/scor....nfl/index.html Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RLLD 3,455 Posted March 21, 2006 He should go to baseball, which already sucks, instead of ruining football Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bammbamm 0 Posted March 21, 2006 http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2006/scor....nfl/index.html i dont get this at all. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vikings4ever 496 Posted March 21, 2006 If Clinton gets the job, my guess is the average cheerleader weight will go way up. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GettnHuge 1 Posted March 21, 2006 If Clinton gets the job, my guess is the average cheerleader weight will go way up. POW! VEAL!!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
D'ohmer Simpson 0 Posted March 21, 2006 From the time Terrell Owens signed through noon Monday, the Cowboys report that they had sold 1,500 Owens jerseys online.-- Dallas Morning News Wow, 1,500 Cowboys fans have sold out. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Recidivist 1 Posted March 21, 2006 I hope it happens soon. That way, Ricky Williams will be able to suit up for the Fins in '06! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
D'ohmer Simpson 0 Posted March 21, 2006 If Clinton gets the job, my guess is the average cheerleader weight will go way up. Yeah, but they'll also start having oral sex with older guys. Hope for many of you out there! (Can I say oral sex?) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
phillybear 364 Posted March 21, 2006 Looks like Little Rock will get an NFL franchise before Los Angeles. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
surferskin 30 Posted March 21, 2006 wouldn't this mean hilary would really be running the show? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hoytdwow 202 Posted March 21, 2006 Looks like Little Rock will get an NFL franchise before Los Angeles. Why should LA get another chance? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
brinett9 0 Posted March 21, 2006 That's my man Bill. What a great excuse to associate with cheerleaders! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Four More Beers 0 Posted March 21, 2006 <Hank Williams Jr. voice>Are you ready for some fellatio? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
phillybear 364 Posted March 21, 2006 Why should LA get another chance? Television market size. Also, Gatorade along the sidelines will be replaced by chocolate shakes and Chicken McNuggets. Players who beat their wives will be given immunity. Those that beat wives named Hillary will be granted guaranteed contracts. Clinton hosts parties for the Minnesota Vikings. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
davebg 0 Posted March 21, 2006 As if calling pass interference wasn't hard enough already. It all depends on what your definition of 'is' is. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thornton Melon 544 Posted March 22, 2006 All teams would be required to reveal their game plans to the Chinese. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jim Mora 26 Posted March 22, 2006 He should go to baseball, which already sucks, instead of ruining football seriously...if Selig never were commish, Bush could very well be. That contraction thing would have went a whole lot smoother. Seriously, who is worried about some jihading Expos? Much easier to control. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Voltaire 4,559 Posted March 22, 2006 You bring in Bill Clinton to run things, Rush Limbaugh to criticize everything he does, and Dennis Miller to make jokes about both of them. It's a great idea and it's proven to be effective before. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Uh-huh 0 Posted March 22, 2006 Now if only we could Condi Rice to commish the NFL and Paul Wolfowitz to chair the rules and competition commitees, we'd be golden. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vince44 202 Posted March 22, 2006 Skip Bayless is also in the mix. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
