Baby's Hand Severed at Chocolate Factory!

[GobbleDog 996]

HONOLULU May 15, 2006 (AP)— An 18-month-old girl's hand was cut off when it became caught in a conveyor belt at a chocolate factory she was touring with her family, officials said.

 

The girl's left hand was caught Saturday in a belt at the Menehune Mac Factory Gift Center, fire officials said. By the time firefighters arrived, employees had bandaged the girl and retrieved her hand.

 

"Our guys just put it in a bag on ice, just to preserve it in case doctors are able to do anything with it," Fire Capt. Chris Ah Mook Sang said.

 

She was taken to The Queen's Medical Center, which did not release her condition.

 

The girl and her family were attending the company's Fifth Annual Mother's Day Candy Making Event, a fundraiser for the Hawaii Children's Cancer Foundation.

 

Menehune Mac President Neal Arakaki said he was investigating.

 

"We feel so bad about this," he said. "This is something truly out of the ordinary. Everyone's just really shook up."

 

Arakaki said the factory was sanitized and production resumed in a different area of the factory.

 

Menehune Mac, founded in 1939, is the oldest existing manufacturer of macadamia nut candies in Hawaii, according its Web site.

 

http://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory?id=1962188

[TerrySilver 0]

haha

[George Carlin 1]

That'll teach that little b!tch to go sticking her hand where it doesn't belong!

[paulinstl 296]

And they just switched the production line to make Butterfingers.

[phillybear 366]

Baby Arm.

[brinett9 0]

At first glance I thought the title was "Baby's Head Severed at Chocolate Factory!"

 

Needless to say I'm a little disappointed.

[kutulu 1,676]

On the bright side, it's now covered in chocolate.

[brinett9 0]

New M&M slogan:

 

"Melts in your mouth, doesn't sever your hand."

[RLLD 4,230]

:CRYING:

[phillybear 366]

You've just been JUICED!!!!

[davebg 0]

Testing out the new recipie for Sugar Babies?

[paradoxical 1]

On the bright side, it's now covered in chocolate.

[paulinstl 296]

I've gotten a few Snickers reading this thread.

[George Carlin 1]

You've just been JUICED!!!!

 

[phillybear 366]

The police have rounded up the usual suspects: all the alligators in the area.

[brinett9 0]

"You got human flesh in my chocolate!"

 

"You got chocolate on my human flesh!"

 

Two great tastes that taste great together.

[lambert58 71]

Dang... Willie Wonka is getting a little meaner with the kids who won't listen on the tour. What happened to just making the kids turn blue?

[Voltaire 5,316]

You guys are all assh0les making jokes about this.

[kutulu 1,676]

You guys are all assh0les making jokes about this.

 

[brinett9 0]

.. and the girl grew up and climbed Mount Everest single-handed.

[Vikings4ever 550]

Sometimes you feel like a knuckle, sometimes you don't.

[brinett9 0]

I wonder what it's like getting a stumpjob.

[hellothere 1]

New M&M slogan:

 

"Melts in your mouth, doesn't sever your hand."

 

im a bad person but....

[kutulu 1,676]

 

Voltaire is right..we shouldn't be making fun of this. Instead, how about we give that baby a hand.

[brinett9 0]

You guys are all assh0les making jokes about this.

My mom always said that when you point a finger at someone else, you're pointing three others at the severed baby hand lying in a pool of blood on the factory floor.

[STBootleg 0]

On the bright side, it's now covered in chocolate.

 

http://www.chocolatefantasies.com/num_one.jpg

 

[lambert58 71]

http://www.chocolatefantasies.com/num_one.jpg

 

 

 

 

[GobbleDog 996]

2 hours after posting: 19 dead baby jokes, 1 "yall are assh0les" post, and 3 posts laughing at said jokes.

 

 

 

Good work men.

[brinett9 0]

Dang. Now they're gonna have to reset the:

 

We've gone _43_ days without a severed child hand incident.

 

sign.

[davebg 0]

Menehune Mac candies...they're finger losi-...er ...finger licking good.

[Raped By Alf Hotline 0]

My mom always said that when you point a finger at someone else, you\'re pointing three others at the severed baby hand lying in a pool of blood on the factory floor.

 

 

:lol:

[Ravens 03 0]

I've gotten a few Snickers reading this thread.

 

[doughboys_2002 11]

She was hungry, couldn't wait, went for a Snickers, is that what your getting at?

 

Baby Ruth was working on a new Candy, Baby Hand, or maybe it was a new thing by Hershey, they have hugs and kisses now they have hand shakes! Damn sexual herrasment cases, got chocolate down to hand shakes! No more hugs and kisses!

 

http://mws.mcallen.isd.tenet.edu/tiftech/c...ajWebquest.html

[heavy-set 39]

hmmmmmmmmmm choclate

[ellisonb11 0]

chocolate baby hands are the best for dessert...mmhhhmm

[kutulu 1,676]

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[SUXBNME 1,499]

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Dood, thats pretty focked up..

 

 

[kutulu 1,676]

Dood, thats pretty focked up..