1 room shack on my hunting land

[kilroy69 1,250]

I went out to the land that I hunt yesterday and found a 1 room schack like you would find in the 1800's built back on the backside of the land. I did not go in as it looked as though someone had been there recently and i was alone,unarmed. There was a fire pit, 3 chairs and some wading boots and a path had been cut right down the middle of our field. We had some problems last year on this land with some poachers that actually posted the land no hunting with their address on the sign. We had to call the DNR on them because they INSISTED that they were in the process of buying the land and that we had no right to be on the land. Not true, It has been in our family for 40 years now and it will never get sold because it would take all my aunts and uncles getting together and agreeing on something. Which would in turn take an act of god. This shack is made all of sticks and wood that look to be found in the area but it would have taken a lot of time and effort. There are signs that people have been coming out there a bit and the only ones that should be out there are my brothers and I. I don't know if this is a duck blind of some sort because its near a swamp that ducks use a lot. Or is some freak living back there? Or is it some local kids that need a place to fock around and party. I thought about pounding nails in a 2x4 and placing it in the trail as a booby trap to stop the cars/trucks from coming back there. I already talked to the people that live by it and gave them my # to call if they see anything. Any thoughts on what else I should do. Calling the cops will do nothing. They are retards there.

[kutulu 1,676]

I will never leave.

[Franknbeans 46]

game. set. MATCH. problem solved.

[Patriotsfatboy1 1,432]

napalm

[hoytdwow 202]

It is Son of Unibomber. Call the Feds.

 

[kilroy69 1,250]

It is Son of Unibomber. Call the Feds.

 

Funny you shouold say that. That is exactly what I would picture ted kaczynski living in.

[patweisers44 846]

Sounds like the plot for Deliverance II

[Electric Mayhem 35]

put a sign on the front door politely explaining that they are trespassing, and to please not come back. If you find further signs of occupancy, knock it down.

[ArnieBragg 1]

Hire an armed Asian guy to patrol the perimeter.

[brinett9 0]

A human head mounted on a pole here and there will get the message across.

 

Hire an armed Asian guy to patrol the perimeter.

Or build a schitty wall around the land.

[Electric Mayhem 35]

Hire an armed Asian guy to patrol the perimeter.

 

Better yet, hire a no-armed Asian guy to patrol the perimeter. I hear they are more cost efficient while being just as effective.

[parrot 789]

Call out the National Guard.

[BiPolarBear 485]

Check out the game cameras on the Bass Pro Shop site. You could conceal one and get photos of whoever comes out so they can't denigh tresspassing. Make sure to get an infra-red flash or to disable the flash function.

 

If they are poaching, don't call the cops; get the game warden. Game wardens know they have to confront people who know how to use guns (not just some homie that holds a pistol sideways) and they are usually no push-overs.

[Hitfreak 0]

Whew thats a big paragraph

 

Post a sign on the door of the shack and check the shack every once in a while for signs of activity

 

If any activity still persists get the authoritis involved ASAP

[He Like Me 0]

knock it down.

 

If they build it again, knock it down, sooner or later they should get the message.

[BiPolarBear 485]

If they build it again, knock it down, sooner or later they should get the message.

 

Be careful. People like that will boobie trap it on you. You could step into a bear trap or worse.

[Cdub100 3,908]

Kill them and eat their hearts.

[kilroy69 1,250]

Whew thats a big paragraph

 

 

I tend to to do that when stoned.

[D'ohmer Simpson 0]

Simple. Post this sign

[Electric Mayhem 35]

You should hide nearby and see who it is. Wear something to blend into the environment, like a deer costume. If they see you - make a run for it, but make sure to stay on all fours to not give up your disguise.

[Patriotsfatboy1 1,432]

Back woods of Georgia, right?

 

You could always pump in some classical music to the area. That should scare of any good ol' boy.

[parrot 789]

You should hide nearby and see who it is. Wear something to blend into the environment, like a deer costume. If they see you - make a run for it, but make sure to stay on all fours to not give up your disguise.

[kilroy69 1,250]

Back woods of Georgia, right?

 

You could always pump in some classical music to the area. That should scare of any good ol' boy.

Nope Im in Michigan. I decided to stay up here in this godfosaken land.

[BiPolarBear 485]

Back woods of Georgia, right?

 

You could always pump in some classical music to the area. That should scare of any good ol' boy.

 

This made me laugh.

[Juniper 0]

Play the bureaucrat card. Obtain the documentation necessary to validate that you own the land; then take it along with some photographs of the offending items to local authorities. If the police in the immediate vacinity can't or won't do anything about; go above their heads to state troopers or federal marshalls. Be real calm and methodical throughout the procedings; regardless of how angry you might get or uncooperative the authorities at each level are. Don't damage or disturb anything the squatters have left behind or confront them directly other than perhaps posting an official looking notice. In short, don't take them on by yourself or do anything to potentially damage your rights as the land owner. I realize the temptation to go old school Wild West on their ass presents itself; but have them evicted by the book.

[Franknbeans 46]

Burmese Tiger Pit

[brinett9 0]

A courteous note and a Claymore mine should do the trick.

[parrot 789]

Call it in as a suspected meth lab.

[kilroy69 1,250]

Call it in as a suspected meth lab.

Now thats not a bad idea.

[kutulu 1,676]

Nope Im in Michigan. I decided to stay up here in this godfosaken land.

 

 

Any chance it's The Nuge

[brinett9 0]

Build an addition on it.

 

That would totally freak them out.

[parrot 789]

Build an addition on it.

 

That would totally freak them out.

[Patriotsfatboy1 1,432]

Nope Im in Michigan. I decided to stay up here in this godfosaken land.

 

Open up a dentist office right next to it. They will run like the wind.

[Electric Mayhem 35]

take a dump in it. problem solved.

[cbfalcon 825]

Damn...I guess you found me and your wife's rendezvous spot. If it makes you feel better, we have a big picture of you on the wall that we comment on while we do it.

[kilroy69 1,250]

Any chance it's The Nuge

He lives in fla now I think. His house was maybe 20 min from the land I am talking about though. He had a hunting shop that was crazy more on your way to town.

[D'ohmer Simpson 0]

Now thats not a bad idea.

The sign I posted is actually from a meth lab.

[Spider fantasy 0]

Call it in as a suspected meth lab.

 

 

This might get the attention of authorities, but wouldn't he be held responsible as the property owner?

 

I say burn it down. It's your property to can put on or take off what you want.

 

Is this shack near the edge of the property or is it in the middle? Just making sure it doesn't belong to the people next to you, and they just made a mistake.

[Rusty Syringes 478]

Maybe it's some sultry, sexy woman who is out there to try to come to terms with her nymphomania.

 

[phillybear 366]

This gives you justification to now hunt the most elusive of all prey: human.

 

Good times, good times.

 

When you kill them, don't forget to strap them to your car.