What's the worst date you ever had?

[Rusty Syringes 478]

Let's hear 'em!!!!!

 

[cinciman7 2]

The one that ended with me being married

[VikesNation 0]

1/17/99 is the worst date. Gary Anderson wide left.

[edjr 6,580]

1/17/99, Gary Anderson wide left.

It saved them from being embarrassed in the SuperBowl.

[SigEp316 0]

S.D. Jones at the ESPN zone

[L5UT1ger 0]

I shat my pants on a date once...she turned out to be gay i found out later so i hope i didnt contribute to that...

 

im pretty sure i told this story here already.

[davebg 0]

I shat my pants on a date once...she turned out to be gay i found out later so i hope i didnt contribute to that...

 

im pretty sure i told this story here already.

You can never hear a "I shat myself on a date" story too many times.

[ADD1CT36 1]

the one with edjr

[VikesNation 0]

the one first date where i didn't get laid.

 

:sadbanana:

[edjr 6,580]

the one with edjr

 

I didn't think I would bleed that bad, I thought I could take it.

[GettnHuge 2]

I guess this counts as a date..

party at my house a few years ago, still in college at the time. met this chick on

a sat night, we got along enough to wanna see each other again. i invite her over

on thursday night to go out clubbin with our group. i guess that's a date. anyway

sunday afternoon there's a knock on the door. hmm, she's back and wants to hang

out. oook. talk. makeout. i squirt (with protection) into her pussay. a nice one too.

after we're talking....ooohh by the way, don't ever expect me to give you a blowjob,

it's not right. i don't do that. 5 mins later i'm practically pushing the wannabemy clingy

beyotch out the door. and that was the last time I ever saw her.

[kutulu 1,676]

The one where her cack turned out to be bigger than mine.

[edjr 6,580]

The one where her cack turned out to be bigger than mine.

 

Any girl you've ever met?

[kutulu 1,676]

Any girl you've ever met?

 

So?

[Fervid Ro 0]

The worst date I ever had was nothing compared to being snubbed by you in my congratulatory house thread.

[The Pope 10]

I shat my pants on a date once...

 

Stop whining. You know you wanted it.

[Rusty Syringes 478]

The worst date I ever had was nothing compared to being snubbed by you in my congratulatory house thread.

 

Link?

 

[itsjjw 0]

This guy shows up, late, his shoes covered in mud, babbling about his car getting stuck in the snow. We get to dinner, he doesn't stop talking about his job. Boring as hell. We go back to my apt, make out for a bit, cannot get him to leave. Finally I convince my roommate to come out of her room and him he has gotta split because we're making too much noise.

[TAS 2]

This guy shows up, late, his shoes covered in mud, babbling about his car getting stuck in the snow. We get to dinner, he doesn't stop talking about his job. Boring as hell. We go back to my apt, make out for a bit, cannot get him to leave. Finally I convince my roommate to come out of her room and him he has gotta split because we're making too much noise.

You don't like the guy for the most part, but still make out with him in your apartment. Interesting!

[Fervid Ro 0]

Link?

 

I bumped the thread. Sounds like exciting times in Texas. Give my best to Shared.

[bob_probert_2000 1]

Link?

 

worst was a dance in college where I got so drunk that I had to piss on the busride and the driver wouldn't stop. I pissed in a can and threw it our the window, but it sprayed everyone behind me because they had their windows open.

 

 

Wait, that was a great date.

[ADD1CT36 1]

I didn't think I would bleed that bad, I thought I could take it.

 

actually that date was fun.

the worst one was ... oh never mind.

 

[Toro 1]

your mom.

[itsjjw 0]

You don't like the guy for the most part, but still make out with him in your apartment. Interesting!

Its not like I slept with him, and it was sure better than talking all night. he wouldn't take the hint to leave.

[paulinstl 296]

Got set up on a blind date once with a girl named Shiela. She looked O.K. but was obviously messed up in the head. It took me a while to figure out that she wasn't all there, and what was there was a scary mental patient to be, but when I did, I just acted like a real ass. I got stinking drunk and tossed a bunch of insulting stuff her way. When she never took the hint and left, I just abused her more and kept telling her what a good sport she was.

 

By the end of the night, I was plowed enough to go back to her place. When I woke up the next morning and realized where I was, I panicked. She woke up right as I finishing getting my clothes on. She asked for my phone number and I gave her a fake one.

 

After a couple of months, I had forgotten all about it until my phone rang. I answered it and this chick says "Paul, I don't know what happened but I must have written your number down wrong, but I was able to get it from one of our mutual aquaintences." I asked who she was, and she said "It's Shiela." I asked Shiela who, with a sinking feeling in the pit of my stomach. She said. "Remember that night at the AB bar a couple of months ago? I was the girl you kept telling what a great sport she was. Do you remember me?" Ruh Roh! "Yeah sure, Shiela I remember you, how you doin'?" She told me "Well, I'm not doing that great really. That's why I wanted to talk to you." RUH ROH!!! "Shiela, what's the problem?" "Well, I got pregnant that night we spent together, but after a lot of soul searching and reflection, I'm not gonna have the baby." I asked her if she was going to get an abortion. She told me "No abortion, I'm just gonna kill myself!"

 

"Damn, Shiela you are a good sport!"

[Toro 1]

with a girl

 

liar.

[Snuff 10]

Way back in high school, one of my good buddies set me up on a blind date and we were to double with him and his g/f. His g/f was nice, cute, smart, etc..., so I figured this girl they were hooking me up with would be quite the prize. Well, we pull up and I see this behemoth of a girl, probably 5'1", 220. I look at him and say "that better not be her you focker". Well, it was. So, me being the nice person that I am decide to go on with it so I don't ruin everyone's night. All this girl wanted to do was make out in the backseat. I promptly told my buddy to stop at the next convenience store. That is when I bought my first can of snuff ever. Copenhagen of course. So I put this big dip in my mouth so this wildabeast wouldn't try kissing me anymore. That didn't work. Next question I hear from her was "can I have a dip"?

That was it, I told him to take me the fock home, and I never said a word the rest of the way. We laughed about it the next day, but I still hold that fat cow responsible for my snuff habit.

[paulinstl 296]

damn that lilling. curses.

 

 

[Fervid Ro 0]

you changed it.

[TAS 2]

Its not like I slept with him, and it was sure better than talking all night. he wouldn't take the hint to leave.

So instead of telling him to take a hike after dinner, you figured you'd bring him up into your apartment, a little tonsil hockey, then tell him to hit the road? Interesting!

[The Pope 10]

Got set up on a blind date once with a girl named Shiela. She looked O.K. but was obviously messed up in the head. It took me a while to figure out that she wasn't all there, and what was there was a scary mental patient to be, but when I did, I just acted like a real ass. I got stinking drunk and tossed a bunch of insulting stuff her way. When she never took the hint and left, I just abused her more and kept telling her what a good sport she was.

 

By the end of the night, I was plowed enough to go back to her place. When I woke up the next morning and realized where I was, I panicked. She woke up right as I finishing getting my clothes on. She asked for my phone number and I gave her a fake one.

 

After a couple of months, I had forgotten all about it until my phone rang. I answered it and this chick says "Paul, I don't know what happened but I must have written your number down wrong, but I was able to get it from one of our mutual aquaintences." I asked who she was, and she said "It's Shiela." I asked Shiela who, with a sinking feeling in the pit of my stomach. She said. "Remember that night at the AB bar a couple of months ago? I was the girl you kept telling what a great sport she was. Do you remember me?" Ruh Roh! "Yeah sure, Shiela I remember you, how you doin'?" She told me "Well, I'm not doing that great really. That's why I wanted to talk to you." RUH ROH!!! "Shiela, what's the problem?" "Well, I got pregnant that night we spent together, but after a lot of soul searching and reflection, I'm not gonna have the baby." I asked her if she was going to get an abortion. She told me "No abortion, I'm just gonna kill myself!"

 

"Damn, Shiela you are a good sport!"

 

[Spider fantasy 0]

Some contenders:

 

When I was 17, I agreed to go out on a blind date with a coworker friend of my best friend's boyfriend- a kid that didn't have the balls to talk to me all night. We went to dinner, then to another co-worker friend's apt for a party. My "date" got pretty drunk, and then proceeded to fight with some guy (in the parking lot) that he thought was hitting on me ( the boyfriend of the party hostess).

 

I needed a date for co-worker's wedding and invited a guy I had talked to, but not gone out with yet. After the reception, a group of us went out to a club, and he actually tugged on my dress and said "Pay attention to me!, talk to MEEEEEEE" like a 5 year old. When I dropped him off, he asked me to come in to his house for a minute. I was sitting in the living room, and he came walking in wearing his underwear. He proceeded to tell me how his parents had died when he was young, and he wanted me to stay with him. He started getting crazy emotional. He was a pretty muscular guy, and he picked me up and took me back to the bedroom. There was NO clue, inference, indication whatsoever I was attracted to him, but red flags and bells went off not to piss this guy off. He didn't try to push himself on me (too drunk thankfully) and I waited till he was asleep and ran like hell outta there.

 

 

I met a date downtown and we decided to park in a restaurant lot and walk to a movie theatre nearby to avoid the parking garages. When we came out of the theatre and back to our cars, his truck was being hooked up to a tow truck and mine was already gone. They let his car go (with $20 to the driver) but mine I had to go get out of the impound (and pay $80 for) Wasn't really the guy's fault, but it still sucked.

 

I've had more but I've buried them all in the back of my brain

[phillybear 366]

I've had more but I've buried them all in the back of my yard.

 

[Ms. Shared-Syringes 0]

Toss up between the guy who reached across the table, I thought to caress my hair, and instead plucked a strand and proceeded to floss his teeth with it and the orthopedic surgeon who talked nonstop about getting out of the Army and making millions in the country music business.

 

And since I know it's coming...NO, neither of those was Rusty. We had great dates!

[torridjoe 48]

Worst date:

November 7, 2000.

 

[phillybear 366]

And since I know it's coming...NO, neither of those was Rusty. We had great dates!

 

How long was it before Rusty started to hint about bringing another guy or three into the bedroom to spice up the sex life? Although I don't know how spicy it would have been for you, sitting on the side and watching.

[Carrie 0]

I've posted about mine before, so I am just going to bullet the highlights:

• He was friends with my friends boyfriend and we met at a "club" in Wisconsin Rapids, WI (next to the mall) and he asked me to dance. The song was "Kiss from a Rose" by Seal, which he took as invitation to try to make out with me (it was 1995)
  
• Friend tells me guy really likes me, and would I go out with him. I thought he was a geek but I said what the hell. He shows up at my front door, I kid you not, wearing MAKEUP to cover his zits. I think he thought he was being sneaky. It wasn't any sort of intentional punk eye-makeup.
  
• He takes me to the nicest restaurant in Marshfield, WI in 1995 -- the Northside Pizza Hut (by the mall).
  
• Ok, so I manage to avoid him for some time. Then, he shows up at friends boyfriends house for a party. He is wearing slim knee-length stonewashed denim shorts, a Ralph Lauren Chaps tee shirt tucked in and belted, knee-high white socks and bright white sneakers. And makeup, of course.
  
• I try to avoid him, but he is the only one who can take me home. I agree to go for a drive with him. We stop at a park to talk. I give him "Its not going to happen" talk, and he starts CRYING. Keep in mind, I am 17 at the time and he is probably 22. He was an EMT, and told me how I was just like this girl who was his prom date and good friend, who was in a car accident. He said that he got the call to help rescue her and she died in his arms.
  

What do I win?

[CurlyNight 0]

I can't say I've had a bad date- just a couple where there was no spark for it to go to a second date.

[SUXBNME 1,499]

I can't say I've had a bad date- just a couple where there was no spark for it to go to a second date.

 

That's 'cause I haven't let you take me out yet

 

It will be bad, trust me

[Giants Fan 85]

I had one where a chick took me back to her place, but I slept out on the couch while she went into the bedroom with another dude. I layed there for like 10 minutes and then I was like WTF am I doing here? And walked home.

 

Another time, when I was living in my Mom's place in New York, and my Mom was in town. Anyway, I met this chick, took her home, she stayed for 3 days!