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If you got 20 million - bitach wants 10 - no big deal. You ain't starvin...

But if you make 30,000...and your wife wants 15,000...You might have to kill her.

 

I ain't moving back in with my mama cause you ain't in love. You gonna have to die.

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Did you at least keep the sex tape for future distribution to friends and Geeks? :thumbsup:

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If you got 20 million - bitach wants 10 - no big deal. You ain't starvin...

But if you make 30,000...and your wife wants 15,000...You might have to kill her.

 

I ain't moving back in with my mama cause you ain't in love. You gonna have to die.

 

 

Chris Rock!!!

 

What do I win?

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This sounds very similiar to my divorce. Nothing like starting over in the hole; is there? :rolleyes:

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Refer to the IQ thread....

 

That's why I'm superior in intelligence....because I NEVER got married.

 

It's just a glory hole......that's all.

 

Once you've had it 100 times.....it could taste like Cherry Cheesecake, and you'd STILL get sick of it.

Time to find a new dessert. :lol:

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good for you! now you get to find a new place of your own without all those memories and baggage. you are free to change your life as you wish.

 

 

“When one door of happiness closes, another opens; but often we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one which has been opened for us.”

-Helen Keller

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good for you! now you get to find a new place of your own without all those memories and baggage. you are free to change your life as you wish.

 

 

“When one door of happiness closes, another opens; but often we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one which has been opened for us.”

-Helen Keller

yeah just focking great :cheers:

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yeah just focking great :cheers:

okay, good for her, your punk ass prolly desrved that sh1t.

(better?)

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“When one door of happiness closes, another opens; but often we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one which has been opened for us.”

-Helen Keller

Helen Keller never saw any doors.

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Divorce is a sin. Now God hates you too.

 

 

Actually, divorce is not the sin. Remarrying after divorce or marrying a person who is divorced is the sin.

 

HTH. :lol:

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I ain't moving back in with my mama cause you ain't in love. You gonna have to die.

 

By far the most well thought out, intelligent and cerebral post ever to grace these boreds. I salute you sir. :doublethumbsup:

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and I've been married twice and nevah came on a message board telling everyone I was going to off myself.

 

:clap:

 

Refer to the IQ thread....

 

That's why I'm superior in intelligence....because I NEVER got married.

 

It's just a glory hole......that's all.

 

Once you've had it 100 times.....it could taste like Cherry Cheesecake, and you'd STILL get sick of it.

Time to find a new dessert. :pointstosky:

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1996, I told my wife to go away. She did... I haven't heard from her or her psycho mom since. :banana:

 

Fillipinos suck! :thumbsdown:

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