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Tony Romo and Jessica Simpson have a date tonight.

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They have been talking about it on Dallas radio.

 

During the game last week, they did a "get to know Romo" segment and one question was his dream date...he answered Jessica Simpson and supposedly she was watching and their agents got together and there you go.

 

Sources say she is in town tonight to go on a focking date with him.

 

Jessica Simpson

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She kinda looks like a dude.

 

She's perfect for homo

 

 

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PS - I ###### hate TOny Homo. Can I just say that? Can i just be 100% honest with you guys? You readers are like, probably my best friends. And im not just blowing smoke up your ass if any of you wanna get Burgers, any time, any day I will come to your house and grill up some Burgers. I'm being so sseirous right now. I am. What...are your guys' thoughts on relish?

 

http://tonyhomo.com/

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Jessica who? oh you mean the girl that's desperate for people to still know who she is?

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Jessica who? oh you mean the girl that's desperate for people to still know who she is?

 

 

LOL, yeah, the female equivalent of you.

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Horse teeth.

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LOL, yeah, the female equivalent of you.

 

:doublethumbsup:

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She kinda looks like a dude.

 

She's perfect for homo

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PS - I ###### hate TOny Homo. Can I just say that? Can i just be 100% honest with you guys? You readers are like, probably my best friends. And im not just blowing smoke up your ass if any of you wanna get Burgers, any time, any day I will come to your house and grill up some Burgers. I'm being so sseirous right now. I am. What...are your guys' thoughts on relish?

 

http://tonyhomo.com/

 

That blog's damn funny: :doublethumbsup:

 

Oh yeah, and every time I even see Jessica Simpson's face I throw up in my mouth. Just a little, but it still happens nonetheless...

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Looks like a dude?

 

Horse teeth?

 

You've got to be kidding - she's focking hot as hell.

 

I can't wait for the 'She's -meh-, you should see my gf/wife/so' responses. :doublethumbsup:

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Horse teeth.

 

That's where this bored is truly funny. Guy's like you saying crap like this.

 

If you were sitting around all of your buddies and Jessica Simpson came on the TV or something and you said anything remotely like "horse teeth", they would make fun of you for the rest of your life.

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Looks like a dude?

 

Horse teeth?

 

You've got to be kidding - she's focking hot as hell.

 

I can't wait for the 'She's -meh-, you should see my gf/wife/so' responses. :doublethumbsup:

 

I think she is gorgeous :bandana: I would love to look like her and have her body...sure she's a little dumb, obviously not as dumb as some think since she's a millionare :wub:

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I think she is gorgeous :doublethumbsup: I would love to look like her and have her body...

 

 

So does 30FBT

 

 

POW...ZING

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Did the people claiming she isn''t hot at least look at the pic I provided to compliment my post?

 

Tell me anything not to like about that pic...Anything at all...come on.

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Can't wait to see this on Bledsoe's blog! :headbanger:

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She's got a GREAT body, but anyone that says she doesn't kinda look like a man is kidding themselves.

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She's got a GREAT body, but anyone that says she doesn't kinda look like a man is kidding themselves.

 

Yeah... ummmm... I ain't seein' it.

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She's got a GREAT body, but anyone that says she doesn't kinda look like a man is kidding themselves.

we see what we want to see, phag.

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Her teeth are focking huge, hence the horse teeth comment. I stand by it. :pointstosky:

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she is not that hot.

I'm really disappointed in this post. I was hoping for some family history or at least a link to website detailing the flavor of sorbet she had on Rodeo Drive this morning.

 

zmanzzz's game is slipping. It may be time to take him behind the tool shed and end his misery.

 

And by "end his misery" I mean edjr raping him until he dies of internal hemorrhaging.

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ya know, i was watching that game(skins victory by the way :cheers: ) and i do remember the "get to tony homo" segment...when they said his celebrity crush was jessica simpson, i was thinking...if you're a single NFL QB and you just throw any hollywood hoor's name out there, you'd prolly have a pretty good chance to fock her. i guess i was right. :thumbsup:

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ya know, i was watching that game(skins victory by the way :unsure: ) and i do remember the "get to tony homo" segment...when they said his celebrity crush was jessica simpson, i was thinking...if you're a single NFL QB and you just throw any hollywood hoor's name out there, you'd prolly have a pretty good chance to fock her. i guess i was right. :thumbsup:

:dunno: :headbanger:

 

NFL QB's are so fricking lucky.

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She's got a GREAT body, but anyone that says she doesn't kinda look like a man is kidding themselves.

 

 

I've always said the same thing. Great body, but a masculine face. Same thing with Jennifer Garner.

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Am I living in some sort of bizarro world? Honestly. I know it's not just me. I get people coming up to me on the street asking me why Homo is still starting dating Jessica Simpson instead of me. I get comments on this blog all the time that state I should be the starter doing her. They say "Drew, you're the man!" Because everybody knows I am the man. They shout "Drew, how can you be the man this much?" and I have no response because I honestly don't know how I became this much of the man.

 

tonyhomo.com :dunno:

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I would violate the first 3 inches of her cooter repeatedly. Like a monkey focking someone's ear. Like a Q-tip in a milk bottle. Like a thimble in a glory hole.

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You guys are going about this all wrong. I dare any man alive who isn't playing for the other team to say he wouldn't fock the shite out of her.

 

Wax my pole next

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I hope he bangs the bejesus out of her. Go tony! I hate the Cowboys, but Jessica Simpson is smokin. A bit annoying, but way way hot, and I'm glad to see that she puts out. I hope she gets down on all 4s and takes it up the pooper. And I hope she takes (as they say) A to M for the big finish. :headbanger:

 

GO TONY! TAP THAT AZZ!!! TAP THAT AZZ FOR ME!!!! :banana:

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Manish

 

http://richfamousandgross.blogspot.com/200...incinnasty.html

 

http://www.bastardly.com/archives/2005/08/...essica-simpson/

 

Just saying, great body manish face, but most of you are phags anyway so you like that

 

 

Maybe this is the way they make Jessica look better.....

 

The Making of Jessica???

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