So I was at the bar last night

[IGotWorms 4,058]

I was at this bar last night with a bunch of friends. There weren't really a lot of people there since it was below zero and very windy out. Anyway, we were just standing around drunk and getting drunker, when this crazy looking salty old guy starts waving at me from where he was sitting alone down at the end of the bar. I kind of thought I was just imagining it so I ignored him. Well then he started getting more animated and was motioning for me to go over there. I thought to myself "what the hell, maybe the crazy old guy has something really important or interesting to tell me" so I went on over there.

 

As soon as I got about five feet away from him he went "Rrrrr" and leapt up off of his bar stool at me. The crazy bastard had blood lust in his eyes so I turned and ran. He came after me and it took three or four of my buddies to restrain him. The whole time he was shaking his fist a me and yelling nonsensical salty-old-man gibberish.

 

The bouncer kicked him out and asked me what I said to him. He said the guy was in there all the time and is usually quite ######-faced but never violent. Truth is I didn't say one damn word to the guy, he attacked me before I had the chance.

 

Just thought it was an odd story. I wish I had a picture of the guy because what makes it funny is that he really was the prototypical salty old drunk guy at the bar.

[pacman_fl 0]

Bloodninja night out

 

[SUXBNME 1,499]

I was at this bar last night with a bunch of friends. There weren't really a lot of people there since it was below zero and very windy out. Anyway, we were just standing around drunk and getting drunker, when this crazy looking salty old guy starts waving at me from where he was sitting alone down at the end of the bar. I kind of thought I was just imagining it so I ignored him. Well then he started getting more animated and was motioning for me to go over there. I thought to myself "what the hell, maybe the crazy old guy has something really important or interesting to tell me" so I went on over there.

 

As soon as I got about five feet away from him he went "Rrrrr" and leapt up off of his bar stool at me. The crazy bastard had blood lust in his eyes so I turned and ran. He came after me and it took three or four of my buddies to restrain him. The whole time he was shaking his fist a me and yelling nonsensical salty-old-man gibberish.

 

The bouncer kicked him out and asked me what I said to him. He said the guy was in there all the time and is usually quite ######-faced but never violent. Truth is I didn't say one damn word to the guy, he attacked me before I had the chance.

 

Just thought it was an odd story. I wish I had a picture of the guy because what makes it funny is that he really was the prototypical salty old drunk guy at the bar.

 

Sounds like a Rhinocerus to me...The don't get mad...They focking charge

[UncleHulka 0]

You may have escaped my clutches that time, but I'll get your ass.

[IGotWorms 4,058]

You may have escaped my clutches that time, but I'll get your ass.

 

 

 

Sounds like a Rhinocerus to me...The don't get mad...They focking charge

 

 

That sounds about right. It was just bizarre because something just set the guy off. I don't think he motioned me over there just to do that.

[Mike Honcho 5,270]

On 11/25/2006 at 11:14 PM, IGotWorms said:

I was at this bar last night with a bunch of friends. There weren't really a lot of people there since it was below zero and very windy out. Anyway, we were just standing around drunk and getting drunker, when this crazy looking salty old guy starts waving at me from where he was sitting alone down at the end of the bar. I kind of thought I was just imagining it so I ignored him. Well then he started getting more animated and was motioning for me to go over there. I thought to myself "what the hell, maybe the crazy old guy has something really important or interesting to tell me" so I went on over there.

 

As soon as I got about five feet away from him he went "Rrrrr" and leapt up off of his bar stool at me. The crazy bastard had blood lust in his eyes so I turned and ran. He came after me and it took three or four of my buddies to restrain him. The whole time he was shaking his fist a me and yelling nonsensical salty-old-man gibberish.

 

The bouncer kicked him out and asked me what I said to him. He said the guy was in there all the time and is usually quite ######-faced but never violent. Truth is I didn't say one damn word to the guy, he attacked me before I had the chance.

 

Just thought it was an odd story. I wish I had a picture of the guy because what makes it funny is that he really was the prototypical salty old drunk guy at the bar.

Maybe he's a pirate and thought you were after his buried treasure!

[edjr 6,585]

Blue Oyster Bar?

[TheNewGirl 1,491]

On 11/25/2006 at 8:14 PM, IGotWorms said:

I was at this bar last night with a bunch of friends.

Lies. 

[IGotWorms 4,058]

24 minutes ago, TheNewGirl said:

Lies. 

You and I would not be friends, that’s true. I don’t suffer manipulators 

[TheNewGirl 1,491]

2 hours ago, IGotWorms said:

You and I would not be friends, that’s true. I don’t suffer manipulators 

Aw, that makes me so SAD. 

[nobody 2,672]

This all tracks

[MLCKAA 574]

3 hours ago, IGotWorms said:

You and I would not be friends, that’s true. I don’t suffer manipulators 

Then you’re probably not friends with any females, since that’s genetic for them.

[thegeneral 3,209]

3 hours ago, edjr said:

Blue Oyster Bar?

Old guy was def Peefoam then

[mmmmm...beer 807]

Nothing good comes out of going to the bar anymore.  Here's your $200 tab for your four drinks... oh and tip not included for every single person you didn't see all night.

[IGotWorms 4,058]

5 hours ago, TheNewGirl said:

Aw, that makes me so SAD. 

Does it really, or is that manipulative?  

[iam90sbaby 2,611]

What a fuckin poosay!!!!

[SUXBNME 1,499]

17 minutes ago, iam90sbaby said:

What a fuckin poosay!!!!

Yea..ok 

[frank 2,306]

People who unnecessarily start a sentence with “so” should be punched. 

[Alias Detective 1,400]

When it’s time for fight or flight we know where Worms stands.  Bwahahahah. Puzzy.

[MDC 7,422]

Maybe he just hated your face?

 

[TheNewGirl 1,491]

I have a t-shirt that says "Catalina Wine Mixer by Prestige Worldwide." There's a pic of a sunset and a helicopter, etc. 

I've yet to have someone comment on it, but I find it hilarious. 

[SUXBNME 1,499]

18 hours ago, frank said:

People who unnecessarily start a sentence with “so” should be punched. 

So fuking what? 

[BunnysBastatrds 2,440]

4 hours ago, TheNewGirl said:

I have a t-shirt that says "Catalina Wine Mixer by Prestige Worldwide." There's a pic of a sunset and a helicopter, etc. 

I've yet to have someone comment on it, but I find it hilarious. 

 Than fawking Catilina Wine Mixer will.

[frank 2,306]

1 hour ago, SUXBNME said:

So fuking what? 

Who cares what you do? 

[SUXBNME 1,499]

On 8/16/2024 at 1:54 PM, frank said:

Who cares what you do?