And now for something completely different

[wiffleball 4,789]

Let's face it, you could win a million dollars - and die the next day -or you could live well until you're 90, you just never know. You could be a millionaire, but hung like a light-switch. You could live forever, but the people you love die tomorrow. You could do a lot of good for the people you love with a million dollars, but money doesn't trump disease or death. Whattya choose??

[GobbleDog 992]

I'd offer "perfect health" to my family...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

for $1 million.

[Strike 5,485]

Million dollars, cause that can buy most of the other choices.

[jets24 6]

Million dollars, cause that can buy most of the other choices.

 

 

It can't buy a cure for cancer. Should have taken the health for your family. I'm telling.

[football_scooter 0]

I chose the last option. Better to know true love for 1 day and die content than to live to 100 or be a millionaire or have an enormous peemus and be alone.

[Brown Eyed Girl 1]

This would be my choice - To fall in love with someone who loves you just as much

 

 

 

 

 

Million dollars, cause that can buy most of the other choices.

 

You can't buy love (although some would beg to differ)

...and you can't buy health.

[wiffleball 4,789]

Pretty interesting results.

 

Ultimately, I chose the $1Million. I know what I wrote about health - and I believe it. But, I also know $$ and health go hand in hand. - Especially when I'm dropping a grand a month on my mother's eye medication. I could make a lot of people happy with $1M. And, I'm pretty sure there's some gold-digger ho our there that wouldn't mind the company of a millionaire.

[KayJay1971 239]

Any & every woman you want would sleep with you

 

[parrot 789]

Just how extended a "family" are we talking on number 3? I would like perfect health for my kids but I don't want my Mom annoying me when she's 112.

[wiffleball 4,789]

Just how extended a "family" are we talking on number 3? I would like perfect health for my kids but I don't want my Mom annoying me when she's 112.

 

Damn, Parrot. You always manage to crack me up.

 

 

fyi: parents, siblings, wife, kids.

[Sergeant Bri 0]

No option for "2 chicks at the same time"?

 

This is a travesty, a sham and a mockery.

[parrot 789]

No option for "2 chicks at the same time"?

 

This is a travesty, a sham and a mockery.

You take the million ducats, then you get the two chicks. This is the natural order of things.

[wiffleball 4,789]

No option for "2 chicks at the same time"?

 

This is a travesty, a sham and a mockery.

 

 

Peter: "BESIDES two chicks at one time...."

 

You take the million ducats, then you get the two chicks. This is the natural order of things.

 

 

And I think if I were a millionaire I could hook that up, too; 'cause chicks dig dudes with money.

 

Well, not all chicks.

 

Well, the type of chicks that'd double up on a dude like me do.

[TD Ryan2 316]

ONE million isn't enough.

if it was TEN million, I'd seriously consider the money.

 

and how's it work anyways?

If I choose "perfect health for myself until I'm 100", do I know that I'll have perfect health?

I'll NEVER have to make another doctor's appointment or pay for medical? Cuz... see, that in itself is a pretty big pay raise. If my medical expenses are ZERO for life.

 

And, I've always thought that it's tougher to be the spouse that survives. Dying is the easy part. Seeing loved ones through sickness and tragedy and then having to live on after they're gone is tougher.

 

So, I'm leaning towards perfect health 'til I'm 100. I figure that way, it'll still be a boost in income AND I get to be by my wife's side through anything and everything that this world will throw at her.

 

ETA:

still not sure though... I didn't vote yet.

[jerryskids 6,754]

I voted the perfect family health thing earlier, but I'd like to change my vote to bigger peemus. TIA.

 

Also, all of you people voting for $1M are idiots.

[parrot 789]

And I think if I were a millionaire I could hook that up, too; 'cause chicks dig dudes with money.

 

Well, not all chicks.

 

Well, the type of chicks that'd double up on a dude like me do.

[SUXBNME 1,493]

I voted for the love thing.

Someone needs to drive my stupid ass to the doctor

[Cdub100 3,895]

Is the money tax free?

[DAVID RUFFIN 2]

Million dollars, cause that can buy most of the other choices.

 

 

 

HUH

[wiffleball 4,789]

Is the money tax free?

 

we'll say yes.

[jerryskids 6,754]

More on the $1M: I've got a neighbor worth 8, maybe 9 figures (36 D, fakies). She recently completed a bitter divorce. She has 4 kids, one of which has ADHD and goes to a special school, another is a dwarf. She has little self confidence and feels that she needs a man to validate herself, also she always has people around because she can't seem to be alone, also she seems drunk a lot of the time.

 

I would not trade positions with her.

[KSB2424 3,148]

Perfect health for your family - but not you

 

I read the options and thought this one was a no-brainer. Very suprised at the resluts.

[wiffleball 4,789]

More on the $1M: I've got a neighbor worth 8, maybe 9 figures (36 D, fakies). She recently completed a bitter divorce. She has 4 kids, one of which has ADHD and goes to a special school, another is a dwarf. She has little self confidence and feels that she needs a man to validate herself, also she always has people around because she can't seem to be alone, also she seems drunk a lot of the time.

 

I would not trade positions with her.

 

 

Not sure what the hell that has to do with a million bucks, but if yer saying she has it, could you hook me up? I tend to score well with insecure alcholic divorcees that always need a man around.

 

Seriously.

 

ETA: Is the dwarf a girl? Are any of the kids girls? What ages/can sizes? TIA!!!

[Strike 5,485]

More on the $1M: I've got a neighbor worth 8, maybe 9 figures (36 D, fakies). She recently completed a bitter divorce. She has 4 kids, one of which has ADHD and goes to a special school, another is a dwarf. She has little self confidence and feels that she needs a man to validate herself, also she always has people around because she can't seem to be alone, also she seems drunk a lot of the time.

 

I would not trade positions with her.

 

You'll have to get clarification on the health thing. I'm pretty sure gutterboy disease isn't covered, and if it's only physical health ADHD might not be either. So she may fit the bill for the perfectly healthy family and still be a mess.

 

Also, what's her phone number?

[frank 2,296]

If I didn't choose health for my family I would regret it someday.

 

 

 

 

If I didn't choose the chicks I would regret it every second of every day.

[jerryskids 6,754]

Not sure what the hell that has to do with a million bucks, but if yer saying she has it, could you hook me up? I tend to score well with insecure alcholic divorcees that always need a man around.

 

Seriously.

 

ETA: Is the dwarf a girl? Are any of the kids girls? What ages/can sizes? TIA!!!

Well, let's see wiff... 8 figures is at least 10 times as much as $1M, 9 figures is at least 100 times as much... I know you are not a math wizz, but I'm sure you can figure this out.

 

Also I like you too much to submit you to a life of luxury like hers. Sorry.

[TommyGavin 790]

I'm an un-shell-fish basturd. I went with perfect health fer family.

[wiffleball 4,789]

Well, let's see wiff... 8 figures is at least 10 times as much as $1M, 9 figures is at least 100 times as much... I know you are not a math wizz, but I'm sure you can figure this out.

 

Also I like you too much to submit you to a life of luxury like hers. Sorry.

 

 

That's my point, I'm just talking a simple mill - how bad can THAT fark your life up? Sure, 10-100 Million, yeah, then you get the crazies, but a mill?

 

and - you didn't address the whole dwarf/kid question.

[KSB2424 3,148]

If I didn't choose health for my family I would regret it someday.

If I didn't choose the chicks I would regret it every second of every day.

[jerryskids 6,754]

That's my point, I'm just talking a simple mill - how bad can THAT fark your life up? Sure, 10-100 Million, yeah, then you get the crazies, but a mill?

 

and - you didn't address the whole dwarf/kid question.

Dwarf is a girl (age 7). One of the two "normal" kids is a girl (age 3). Can size is roughly 26 gofockyerself

[randandy 0]

I'm an un-shell-fish basturd. I went with perfect health fer family.

 

so you die. your wife remarries and she wasnt nearly as selective this time around. hes a jerkoff to your kids and he does some seriously nasty stuff to your wife, stuff that never even crossed your mind, and she kinda likes it.

 

screw that, ill take those girls right now. come to papa!

[TommyGavin 790]

so you die. your wife remarries and she wasnt nearly as selective this time around.

you dont know me very well - do you ?

 

 

screw that, ill take those girls right now. come to papa!

 

what girls ?

[wiffleball 4,789]

you dont know me very well - do you ?

 

 

what girls ?

 

 

I'm pretty sure he's talking about the 7 y.o. dwarf.

 

Even HIS cawk would look HUGE in her stubby little hand.

[randandy 0]

you dont know me very well - do you ?

 

 

what girls ?

 

no, i dont know you that well, my bad.

 

the girls i chose to sleep with me. sorry for confusing you.

[TommyGavin 790]

Ah I didnt read thread - I just voted and posted.

 

My bad

 

I'm a nasty basturd

[parrot 789]

More on the $1M: I've got a neighbor worth 8, maybe 9 figures (36 D, fakies). She recently completed a bitter divorce. She has 4 kids, one of which has ADHD and goes to a special school, another is a dwarf. She has little self confidence and feels that she needs a man to validate herself, also she always has people around because she can't seem to be alone, also she seems drunk a lot of the time.

 

I would not trade positions with her.

Yeah, and?

[Rusty Syringes 478]

I'd take the $1 million, buy up all the Mid Town bars and then create an exclusive membership system that would exclude no one but you.

 

[randandy 0]

I'm pretty sure he's talking about the 7 y.o. dwarf.

 

Even HIS cawk would look HUGE in her stubby little hand.

 

killed 2 birds with one stone. get to sleep with tons o women and my cack still looks big!

[wiffleball 4,789]

I'd take the $1 million, buy up all the Mid Town bars and then create an exclusive membership system that would exclude no one but you.

 

 

 

'Course, you'd only have $999,990 after paying for parking.

[Rusty Syringes 478]

'Course, you'd only have $999,990 after paying for parking.