Name something men can can do that women can't...

[Voice_Of_Reason 0]

Pee with precision

 

and

 

make good sound effect noises (guns, explosions, missles, etc)

[DuckStupid 40]

Think

[Mrdirt73 0]

Pee with precision

 

and

 

make good sound effect noises (guns, explosions, missles, etc)

 

 

Drive?

 

 

 

 

 

 

Ducks and runs for cover

[Patriotsfatboy1 1,433]

Give a facial

 

Write their name with pee in the snow

 

Leave the house without makeup

 

Go to the bathroom at a bar alone

 

theremaybemore

[hoytdwow 202]

do things quickly and efficiently

[edjr 6,898]

Argue without bringing something up from 6 years ago.

 

Walk into a store and walk out with what was needed within 15 minutes.

[Voice_Of_Reason 0]

Go into a store and get exactly what you went in for, go to the register to pay and leave without looking at anything esle...

[edjr 6,898]

Go into a store and get exactly what you went in for, go to the register to pay and leave without looking at anything esle...

 

Look above.

[Voice_Of_Reason 0]

Look above.

You edited that...

[hoytdwow 202]

 

Walk into a store and walk out with what was needed within 15 minutes.

 

I'd like to add: make a grocery list, then get the stuff on the list and nothing else.

[edjr 6,898]

You edited that...

 

yes, I did. I was typing it before anything else was posted though.

[phillybear 366]

Perform at a much higher level in each and every sport, and other athletic events.

[edjr 6,898]

Also.

 

Pee without wiping

[The Hood 9]

Shut the fock up.

[Mrdirt73 0]

Shut the fock up.

Not entirely true. Tell the wife your horny just before bedtime, and you won't hear a peep out of her until morning.

[edjr 6,898]

Shut the fock up.

 

 

 

get dressed without asking someone else how they look in this.

[wiffleball 4,797]

Tell a story about something specific that happened without bringing in 987 thoroughly unrelated and totally unecessary bits of trivia.

 

 

Men: "Bob quit his job."

 

Wimmen: "You know Bob? His wife is the one that just had pap smear. I told her to go to Dr. Warmhands, but she's just so darn independent. My college roomate - Becky - from St.Paul - Remember? We sent that lovely picture frame for her wedding. She went to a Gynocologist she didn't know and just had a horrible experience..."

 

[Jessy 0]

Also.

 

Pee without wiping

 

Women drip-dry all the time when there's no toilet paper.

[parrot 789]

Teabag someone.

[edjr 6,898]

Tell a story about something specific that happened without bringing in 987 thoroughly unrelated and totally unecessary bits of trivia.

Men: "Bob quit his job."

 

Wimmen: "You know Bob? His wife is the one that just had pap smear. I told her to go to Dr. Warmhands, but she's just so darn independent. My college roomate - Becky - from St.Paul - Remember? We sent that lovely picture frame for her wedding. She went to a Gynocologist she didn't know and just had a horrible experience..."

 

[Voice_Of_Reason 0]

Live with only 3 pairs of shoes. Tennis shoes, flip flops, and dress shoes.

 

Honey...Should I wear this shoe, or this shoe?

[surferskin 31]

maintain friendships.

[surferskin 31]

Women drip-dry all the time when there's no toilet paper.

[frank 2,343]

Play in a basketball league that only kinda sucks.

[Voice_Of_Reason 0]

make 15% more for doing the same job.

 

coach an NFL team

[edjr 6,898]

make 15% more for doing the same job.

 

Ouch, that's going to leave a mark.

[Franknbeans 46]

play at Augusta?

[Snoopy1 0]

Be president...(yeah I'm looking at you Hilliary.)

[edjr 6,898]

Sit on their balls

[Toro 3]

Take care of themselves.

[GettnHuge 2]

be an official due paying member of Augusta?

 

fixed

[Juniper 0]

Watch the movie Terms Of Endearment without crying.

[hoytdwow 202]

Consume a huge steak & cheese sub, a 12 pack of beer, a pack of cigarettes, and an entire bag of doritos in the course of one evening without a second thought.

[lambert58 73]

Get up early enough in the morning so that he doesn't have to finish getting ready on the way to work..

 

 

 

Focking wimmen doing their makeup and hair while driving.

[Vikings4ever 568]

Enjoy bodily noises while out with friends.

[redtodd 7]

- Utilize Common Sense

 

- Think rationally

 

- Drive

 

- Realize that you can thank someone in person, on the phone or in email. There is no need to send a card months after the event they are thanking them for (weddings, birth, etc.)

 

- Treat people of the same sex reasonably.

 

- Know how to use a toilet seat (we are intelligent enough to lift it when you leave it down)

 

- Understand basic finances

 

- Know soap opera, Oprah, Doctor Phil and John Mayer are stupid

 

- Can control our emotions

 

There are many more.

[Toro 3]

Enjoy bodily noises while out with friends.

 

That's where you are wrong. Why do you think they all go to the bathroom together?

[Jessy 0]

Consume a huge steak & cheese sub, a 12 pack of beer, a pack of cigarettes, and an entire bag of doritos in the course of one evening without a second thought.

 

You don't have second thoughts when your ###### is on fire?

[GettnHuge 2]

That's where you are wrong. Why do you think they all go to the bathroom together?

 

to hold each other off the publicly used seat?

[Let Da Big Dog Eat 42]

Apologize to their SO.

 

Realize we may have done something wrong.