Why are Northern women so ugly...and

[skydog77 0]

I'm live in Memphis. Not the greatest of towns. But, wow, the women here are stunning!!! Maybe it's the water???? I've been up North...brutal looking women, absolutely brutal!!!!

[peenie 2,043]

i can answer that!

[skydog77 0]

i can answer that!

Do tell!!!!

[peenie 2,043]

more "ethnic" whites up north more "traditional" whites down south

[skydog77 0]

Do tell!!!!

Ethnic??? you mean like ugly Poles, Germans, Eastern Europeans...vs. what we have down here which are Scandinavian, British Isle, etc women????

[peenie 2,043]

you forgot italians and jews, lol.

[skydog77 0]

you forgot italians and jews, lol.

WOW!!! You hit the nail on the head!!!!

[IGotWorms 4,063]

 

 

 

I've never lived in the south.

[skydog77 0]

I've never lived in the south.

You are missing out my friend!!!!!

[Concrete Charlie 0]

I've seen many many beddable wenches north, and south.............you should get around a little bit.

[jackie sherrill 0]

I'm live in Memphis. Not the greatest of towns. But, wow, the women here are stunning!!! Maybe it's the water???? I've been up North...brutal looking women, absolutely brutal!!!!

 

 

Where do you live in Memphrica? I thought I was the only one here from Memphis. I do agree for the most part that southern women are prettier than northern, but that's because I like tan, less clothed women better than pale, bundled up women. There are some hot northern women, too, and some ugly ass southern women, so you can't just say all Northern women are brutal.

[joeshushu 51]

I wish they all could be California girls.

[skydog77 0]

Where do you live in Memphrica? I thought I was the only one here from Memphis. I do agree for the most part that southern women are prettier than northern, but that's because I like tan, less clothed women better than pale, bundled up women. There are some hot northern women, too, and some ugly ass southern women, so you can't just say all Northern women are brutal.

Cordova, brother...yeah, I guess I made a generalized statement. The thought provoked me when I was watching the Braves/Sox game tonight. All the Braves fans (women) I saw on TV were smokin'. The Sox fans that were shown (which travel in packs) were all disgusting, nasty swoles! Where are you at Jackie? Cut off any Steer nuts lately? LOL!

[jackie sherrill 0]

Cordova, brother...yeah, I guess I made a generalized statement. The thought provoked me when I was watching the Braves/Sox game tonight. All the Braves fans (women) I saw on TV were smokin'. The Sox fans that were shown (which travel in packs) were all disgusting, nasty swoles! Where are you at Jackie? Cut off any Steer nuts lately? LOL!

 

 

Olive Branch.

 

No steer nuts lately! You know the real Jackie actually lives in Germantown.

 

I know what you're saying about the women, especially if compared side to side, it becomes really obvious that Southern, Californian, Texan, and Arizonian?? are wayyyy hotter than northern women.

[skydog77 0]

Olive Branch.

 

No steer nuts lately! You know the real Jackie actually lives in Germantown.

 

I know what you're saying about the women, especially if compared side to side, it becomes really obvious that Southern, Californian, Texan, and Arizonian?? are wayyyy hotter than northern women.

Bet that! Sorry the Dawgs lost in the CWS. I thought they might do something. Can't wait for my Tigers to play y'all in football again..we might have a shot with Croom at the helm!

[jackie sherrill 0]

Bet that! Sorry the Dawgs lost in the CWS. I thought they might do something. Can't wait for my Tigers to play y'all in football again..we might have a shot with Croom at the helm!

 

yeah, I thought this might be our year after knocking off Florida State and Clemson. Guess not!

 

By the time the Tigers play the Bulldogs again, Sly will be long, long gone!

[IndyTom 0]

Don't forget that Southern women are dumber too.

[naomi 362]

you forgot italians and jews, lol.

 

Some jewish girls are really pretty (Nat Portman), and not to sound gay but Federica Felini has to be the most beautiful women I've ever seen and she's fully italian. I lived in the South for a while, the main difference I noticed is southern women don't go for edginess but like to play up classically femminine beauty. Beauty pageant kind of stuff, that's why they're big there.

[jackie sherrill 0]

Don't forget that Southern women are dumber too.

 

 

Your boy Peyton married a girl from Memphis!

[BMoney 0]

Don't forget that Southern women are dumber too.

 

 

and have no teef....

[jackie sherrill 0]

and have no teef....

 

I have to admit, Miss Wisconsin did have a nice set of teeth on her this year

[IndyTom 0]

Your boy Peyton married a girl from Memphis!

 

Peyton is a southern boy on loan to us here in the Heartland.

[Let Da Big Dog Eat 42]

Having lived all over the country, I must agree that northern women care less than their counterparts anywhere else in the US. And, I have spent most of that time in WI. It is a combination of genetics, weather and diet. But, more than anything else, when you see so many overweight women and you are a woman, I think it's easy to think that one looks great (by comparison) when one has 15-20 extra. And, the next step becomes easy.

 

I went to Australia at age 18 from WI and could not believe the bodes on the women there. The people there live for the beach. Enough said.

[Vikings4ever 570]

Wisconsin really brings down the northern average.

[Let Da Big Dog Eat 42]

Wisconsin really brings down the northern average.

 

Actually, I went to Minny last year and I thought WI was bad. Minny was way worse. Went to a nice restaurant the second night I was there and I did not see one woman who could navigate between tables without going sideways. Never seen such consistently huge azzes in my life. We are talking Biblical proportions.

[NorthernVike 2,122]

and have no teef....

 

 

Dang nabbit, you beat me to it

[Patriotsfatboy1 1,433]

I believe it is because the soil in southern states has a higher concentration of silicone and the air is so humid, it acts like hairspray.

[RLLD 4,283]

more "ethnic" whites up north more "traditional" whites down south

 

Not sure it should hinge on enthicity, that sounds like a racist stance

 

Perhaps there are other factors we should look at first?

[Jessy 0]

Ethnic??? you mean like ugly Poles, Germans, Eastern Europeans...vs. what we have down here which are Scandinavian, British Isle, etc women????

 

Uh, a fairly large portion of Minnesota's population is of Scandinavian descent.

[NorthernVike 2,122]

Uh, a fairly large portion of Minnesota's population is of Scandinavian descent.

 

 

You betcha, derden.

 

 

SKOL

[Jessy 0]

You betcha, derden.

SKOL

 

Uff da and all that.

 

Also, I'm Irish and lived here for 20-some years before I heard someone say "Uff da" in a nonironic fashion.

[TheNewGirl 1,640]

I wish they all could be California girls.

 

 

[IAMWood 6]

It's cold up north, chicks stay inside and can wear lots of clothers to cover themselves up and want to eat more to stay warm.

 

It's warm in the south, chicks want and need to be outside and wear as little clothing as acceptable and need to look good, have the climate to look good and do.

 

Hot up north ain't nuttin in the south.

 

Feel bad for you boys.

 

Had my fill of southern women, more than my fair share, but ya gotta take it.

[peenie 2,043]

 

Perhaps there are other factors we should look at first?

how about the fact that it's silly to group a whole half of a nation together and make an assumption about them like they're ugly? as if the north or south grows people out of the soil.

 

...but i did play along, didn't i? i would argue that our standard of beauty is set by hollywood and i think they're very careful about not taking risks and kind of perpetuating that same beauty mold that was set by...well, i won't go there.

i thought it was great to have sarah jessica parker, an untraditional beauty, to play the lead in sex in the city.

was i the only one who thought janeane garafalo was better looking (just the face) than uma thurman in that truth about dogs movie?

[RLLD 4,283]

how about the fact that it's silly to group a whole half of a nation together and make an assumption about them like they're ugly? as if the north or south grows people out of the soil.

 

...but i did play along, didn't i? i would argue that our standard of beauty is set by hollywood and i think they're very careful about not taking risks and kind of perpetuating that same beauty mold that was set by...well, i won't go there.

i thought it was great to have sarah jessica parker, an untraditional beauty, to play the lead in sex in the city.

was i the only one who thought janeane garafalo was better looking (just the face) than uma thurman in that truth about dogs movie?

 

I dunno, I often find fat chicks sorta attractive....

[peenie 2,043]

I dunno, I often find fat chicks sorta attractive....

she's not fat.

[RLLD 4,283]

she's not fat.

 

I guess that's why I don't find her attractive.

[TheNewGirl 1,640]

I dunno, I often find fat chicks sorta attractive....

 

 

[peen¡e 1]

 

Oh, Sugar. The things that I would do to you would make your head spin. Just think of the scissor kicking that would be happening

[thePIMPmaster 0]

Girls of Italian descent are very attractive. Living in an area with a high percentage of italians, I can say for sure that they are extremely hot. I can't speak for girls from Italy since I've never been there, but the ones of italian descent are hot. Naturally tan skin and dark hair. At least I personally like that type.