Which poker player do you love to watch get his ass handed to him?

[Sparkling Wiggles 0]

The top three have to be Helmuth, Ariah, and Matusow. Damn, it's fun to watch these guys get beat. Just saw Helmuth get knocked out of Main Event 05. He whined to his wife the whole way out and she wouldn't even say a word.

 

"He put all his money on a pair of sevens. Can you believe that? Can I catch a break?"

 

[Vince44 205]

The Geek clubs one and only......STRIKE!

 

Just kidding. Strike is the man.

[jets24 6]

Mike the Mouth is such a focking jerkoff. He and the doosh Gold may be the two biggest pricks out there. Helmouth amuses me.

[joneo 556]

Definitely Gold. What a tard. He is not that good. He lucked out on so many hands at last years WSOP it made me want to puke. And his attitude sux. I would love to punch him in the face in front of his family.

[redtodd 7]

Most of them are dooooooshbags. I dislike the majority of them. The few that I do like are Alan Cunningham and Mike Sexton. They just play poker without trying to be a sideshow.

 

Negraneau annoys me because he says crap like, "I know you have the flush, but I will call." Then the guys shows the flush and Negraneau says, "Yep, I knew you had the flush" while everyone thinks he is brilliant for knowing the guy had a flush.

 

If he was so brilliant, why did he make the call?

[kutulu 1,676]

 

Negraneau annoys me because he says crap like, "I know you have the flush, but I will call." Then the guys shows the flush and Negraneau says, "Yep, I knew you had the flush" while everyone thinks he is brilliant for knowing the guy had a flush.

 

If he was so brilliant, why did he make the call?

 

I have seen him call what someone was holding more than anyone else. just sayin'

[zmanzzzz 1]

that unibomber dude needs to leave.

[kilroy69 1,251]

I would love to see someone deck Helmuth.

[jets24 6]

Alan Cunningham is the sh!t. Very cool. I keep hearing how great Helmouth is but the guy very rarely wins any of the ones that I am watching.

[Sparkling Wiggles 0]

I would love to see someone deck Helmuth.

Sam Grizzle did at WSOP 03.

[Lionsjunkie 1]

Helmuth and Phil Ivey

[swamp dog 0]

The top three have to be Helmuth, Ariah, and Matusow. Damn, it's fun to watch these guys get beat. Just saw Helmuth get knocked out of Main Event 05. He whined to his wife the whole way out and she wouldn't even say a word.

 

"He put all his money on a pair of sevens. Can you believe that? Can I catch a break?"

 

 

hellmuth has gotten smacked around so much the last few years that it's not longer fun. definitely matusow, though. easily the biggest douche out there right now.

[jets24 6]

Helmuth and Phil Ivey

 

 

When has Ivey won anything? Not saying he is not one of the best. But I have never seen him win anything. Hell....he doesn't even seem to make it to the final table.

[Recliner Pilot 61]

Definitely Gold. What a tard. He is not that good. He lucked out on so many hands at last years WSOP it made me want to puke. And his attitude sux. I would love to punch him in the face in front of his family.

 

 

That fockstick had cards run him over in the WSOP.

 

Saw him on a later tourney with all big names at the final table. He had to make a call of an all-in and focked around FOREVER trying to act like he was some kind of poker genuis. Then this focktard reaches back and grabs his bowl of blueberries and starts eating them with a spoon.

 

That even had Doyle Brunson rolling his eyes, taking off his cowboy hat, and scratching his head. Dude looked like an embicile and every pro at the table was laughing their ass off.

[redtodd 7]

That fockstick had cards run him over in the WSOP.

 

Saw him on a later tourney with all big names at the final table. He had to make a call of an all-in and focked around FOREVER trying to act like he was some kind of poker genuis. Then this focktard reaches back and grabs his bowl of blueberries and starts eating them with a spoon.

 

That even had Doyle Brunson rolling his eyes, taking off his cowboy hat, and scratching his head. Dude looked like an embicile and every pro at the table was laughing their ass off.

 

Gold is a dipsh!t. He does not even compare to the pros, but he thinks he does.

[Rattlesnake 0]

So people actually watch the poker on TV? Interesting.

[Sparkling Wiggles 0]

So people actually watch the poker on TV? Interesting.

You know how you can turn the channel and find poker on just about any time of day?

 

That means people are watching.

 

But welcome to the century.

[Rattlesnake 0]

You know how you can turn the channel and find poker on just about any time of day?

 

That means people are watching.

 

But welcome to the century.

 

I understand - I was merely mocking it because I think it's fucking insane that people actually watch poker on TV. It's called sarcasm, and it actually wasn't even that good......

[Sparkling Wiggles 0]

I understand - I was merely mocking it because I think it's fucking insane that people actually watch poker on TV. It's called sarcasm, and it actually wasn't even that good......

You're right, it wasn't.

 

Have you ever explained to someone that you go to fantasy football message boards and have them go

 

Then, you tried to explain that there's only about 25 million people doing it......

 

It's kind of like that.

[WahooJim 4]

You guys have come up with some good ones, like Gold, Arieh and Matusow. As annoying as Gold and Arieh were with their final table arrogance, none of them are as bad as that midget corksoaker Scott Fischman. I played with that guy at the 2005 Fiesta Al Lago and he should be fed into a wood chipper. Mouthy, self righteous and obnoxious.

[Sparkling Wiggles 0]

You guys have come up with some good ones, like Gold, Arieh and Matusow. As annoying as Gold and Arieh were with their final table arrogance, none of them are as bad as that midget corksoaker Scott Fischman. I played with that guy at the 2005 Fiesta Al Lago and he should be fed into a wood chipper. Mouthy, self righteous and obnoxious.

Yeah, he does seem like a cack. I root against him, too.

[BMoney 0]

i like to see jennifer tilly getting the river up her bunghole.....

 

(i dont watch poker..i assume shes still in it? )

[Rattlesnake 0]

Actually, calling it "the poker on TV" was pretty funny, now that I read it again.

[Sho Nuff 720]

Alan Cunningham is the sh!t. Very cool. I keep hearing how great Helmouth is but the guy very rarely wins any of the ones that I am watching.

 

So rare he has how many bracelets?

 

The guy is a ###### though.

 

Cunninghamns little ticks bother me.

 

I like watching Harrington play...but someone needs to bend the freakin bill on that hat.

[LOD01 198]

i like to see jennifer tilly getting the river up her bunghole.....

 

 

(i dont watch poker..i assume shes still in it? )

[TheNewGirl 1,494]

Hubby said, Daniel Negreanu.

 

Me, I like it when the chicks get their ass handed to them. There was one WPT where Mimi Tran went and asked Barry Greenstein for advice...WTF? If you have to ask for advice, you shouldn't be on focking WPT.

[rallo 136]

eh... i don't watch anymore... i'll go with josh arieh... (sp?) he's a total fockface... matesow at least makes me laugh... either that or that one guy who was in the computer 'rat pack' from a few years ago... he's the little b1tchy one with the goatee... he always strokes his stacks of chips like a phallic object before he puts them in... and always says "i know i have you beat... i know i'm ahead" right before he folds...

 

my favorite player has got to be devilfish though... that guy is a pimp... he is what vegas is about... everyone else showing up in jump suits and hats... devil fish breaks out the armani suit with the diamond rings...

[joeshushu 51]

As soon as Cloney and that Asian chick (the ex dealear the one that dated Daniel) lose I stop watching.

[Groundhog 24]

Hellmuth

Matusow

Dutch Boyd

Scott Fischman

Erik Molina

Josh Arieh

 

all of these guys are obnoxious.

 

I also don't like Marcel Luske. He sings at the table and it's annoying. Plus I think he has the ghey.

[jets24 6]

So rare he has how many bracelets?

 

The guy is a ###### though.

 

Cunninghamns little ticks bother me.

 

I like watching Harrington play...but someone needs to bend the freakin bill on that hat.

 

 

Umm...I said rarely wins the ones I'm watching. Read the post. HTH

 

Hellmuth

Matusow

Dutch Boyd

Scott Fischman

Erik Molina

Josh Arieh

 

all of these guys are obnoxious.

 

I also don't like Marcel Luske. He sings at the table and it's annoying. Plus I think he has the ghey.

 

 

I had to look up Erik Molina to see what he looked like.

 

I HATE THAT GUY!

[RicemanX 20]

Negrenu reminds me of Worm from rounders.

Biggest mouth and always want to sound like he knows more than everyone else.

 

Most of the time, he does know more, just a little cocky I think.

 

I personally like Hellmuth, if you are going to do something (be a baby), might as well be the best at it right?

[parrot 789]

You guys have come up with some good ones, like Gold, Arieh and Matusow. As annoying as Gold and Arieh were with their final table arrogance, none of them are as bad as that midget corksoaker Scott Fischman. I played with that guy at the 2005 Fiesta Al Lago and he should be fed into a wood chipper. Mouthy, self righteous and obnoxious.

Good call. Hated Fischman from the first time I saw him, just like Gold. I like Helmuth and Matusow on a certain level because at least they are entertaining - the guys you love to hate. Fischman and Gold on the other hand, I just hate.

[Strike 5,553]

Julian Gardner. Bastard knocked me out of the tourney last year

[swamp dog 0]

this reminds me...whatever happened to chris moneymaker

 

i hope he invested wisely...

[kutulu 1,676]

this reminds me...whatever happened to chris moneymaker

 

i hope he invested wisely...

 

I think he made it to the 2nd day yesterday.

[Mr. Landry 29]

Jerry Yang.