Weigh in on TNG-Lurch marriage

[Rusty Syringes 478]

[kutulu 1,676]

TNG for getting fat and bitching at Lurch nonstop.

[RicemanX 20]

Man, this thread is meaner than the fat thread

[Rusty Syringes 478]

Man, this thread is meaner than the fat thread

 

How so?

 

All options are on the table for judgment.

 

[jets24 6]

Well, Wink...I thought about this for quite a while and I had to go with 75% Nutgirl. If you really think about it, the fact that Lurch married her in the first place means there is something not right in his head. So, there is the 25% to him. When I used my pie chart, the "nagging" factor pushed it into the 75% for her. So...yeah...I'm sticking with the 75%. Thanks.

[wiffleball 4,790]

Well, Wink...I thought about this for quite a while and I had to go with 75% Nutgirl. If you really think about it, the fact that Lurch married her in the first place means there is something not right in his head. So, there is the 25% to him. When I used my pie chart, the "nagging" factor pushed it into the 75% for her. So...yeah...I'm sticking with the 75%. Thanks.

[Rusty Syringes 478]

It is my edumicated opionion that she is merely projecting when she says he never thinks he's doing anything wrong.

 

In clinical terms, we call that crazier than a shithouse rat.

[TheNewGirl 1,490]

I just want to say thank you to those geeks that assist me in drawing as much attention to myself as possible!!!

 

Being an attention ho, this is great! I only have to put in half of the effort, and BOOM!!! You guys finish it up for me!!!

 

Yee-haw!!!

[RicemanX 20]

I just want to say thank you to those geeks that assist me in drawing as much attention to myself as possible!!!

 

Being an attention ho, this is great! I only have to put in half of the effort, and BOOM!!! You guys finish it up for me!!!

 

Yee-haw!!!

If shes cool with it, I am.

[GettnHuge 2]

I thought this was a weigh in poll?

 

I'd guess Lurch looks about 260

TNG about 2 bills

[redtodd 7]

[Voice_Of_Reason 0]

I went with 60% TNG.

 

Everything starts 50/50.

 

The nagging thing is never good. +20%

Bragging on her hubbies package (whether it is or isn't) -10%

Lurch not taking out the trash...-3%

Lurch willing to go to counseling...+10%

TNG willingness to put out -15%

TNG's unwillingness to post nekkid pics +8%

 

That lays an extra 10% of the problem on her side.

[thorshammer 0]

I went with 60% TNG.

 

Everything starts 50/50.

 

The nagging thing is never good. +20%

Bragging on her hubbies package (whether it is or isn't) -10%

Lurch not taking out the trash...-3%

Lurch willing to go to counseling...+10%

TNG willingness to put out -15%

TNG's unwillingness to post nekkid pics +8%

 

That lays an extra 10% of the problem on her side.

now thats a break-down.

 

But you may have been off on your adjustment for the willingness to put out.

[SUXBNME 1,499]

Rustor seems to have quite the fascination for TNG.

[Rusty Syringes 478]

Rustor seems to have quite the fascination for TNG.

 

You're growing on me.

 

[SUXBNME 1,499]

You're growing on me.

 

 

Nothing that you can't have freezed off from your doctor

[Rusty Syringes 478]

Nothing that you can't have freezed off from your doctor

 

You look a Hollywood actor whose name I can't put my finger on.

 

It has frustrated me for quite a while.

 

Most recently, he was on some TV series, maybe on FOX or something, in some kind of cop show.

[peenie 1,915]

i don't know her problem to be able to answer.

 

but being a woman it seems...well based on my past relationships, that if a woman says anything at all she is nagging.

 

if you don't say anything at all then you train men to do nothing and you end up doing all the housework by yourself and they never appreciate any of it because they never know how hard it is because you're doing everything and if you do it all you're too tired to be sexual and sensual like they want you to be so then you're a nag cause you're too tired to look pretty and give head.

 

so the only way to win is if you just shut your mouth and act like everything is okay and do everything by yourself and pretend all is well like a darn stepford wife.

 

women are willing to do that when the man is wealthy cause there is a payoff.

but when it's some regular joe, well what for? love? nigga please...

(and that's why i'm single, lol)

[SUXBNME 1,499]

You look a Hollywood actor whose name I can't put my finger on.

 

It has frustrated me for quite a while.

 

Most recently, he was on some TV series, maybe on FOX or something, in some kind of cop show.

 

In my younger days I used to be told Luke Perry..Now it's more like Steve Buscemi

[jerryskids 6,793]

Most recently, he was on some TV series, maybe on FOX or something, in some kind of cop show.

Those people on Cops aren't real actors, they are actually thugs and hooligans in real life. HTH.

[Strike 5,539]

In my younger days I used to be told Luke Perry..Now it's more like Steve Buscemi

 

I've always thought you look like Huey Lewis.

[CurlyNight's Ghost 0]

You look a Hollywood actor whose name I can't put my finger on.

 

It has frustrated me for quite a while.

 

Most recently, he was on some TV series, maybe on FOX or something, in some kind of cop show.

Are you sure it wasn't the show Cops and he was the one apprehended?!@#@!

[SUXBNME 1,499]

Are you sure it wasn't the show Cops and he was the one apprehended?!@#@!

Hello Captain slow.

 

JK already made that reference

[SUXBNME 1,499]

I've always thought you look like Huey Lewis.

 

[Toro] And I always thought that you looked like Humpty Dumpty [/Toro]

 

 

Actually, I don't remember what you look like

[Strike 5,539]

[Toro] And I always thought that you looked like Humpty Dumpty [/Toro]

Actually, I don't remember what you look like

 

I didn't mean it as an insult

[SUXBNME 1,499]

I didn't mean it as an insult

Well, you should have...Remember where you are

[Strike 5,539]

Well, you should have...Remember where you are

 

OH, right. I was trying to be excellent to you. Wrong bored.

[Toro 1]

[Toro] And I always thought that you looked like Humpty Dumpty [/Toro]

Actually, I don't remember what you look like

 

Strike makes humpty dumpty look like Calista Flockhart.

[Patriotsfatboy1 1,432]

I don't know the particulars of their issues. I think that TNG wrote her interpretation, but I ignored it even more than my wife as I walk in the door after work.

 

However:

- She wants anal, he doesn't (+1 for TNG)

- He does not take out the garbage (+1 for TNG)

- He wants to take the kids for a night out at the park with a former person of interest (-1 for Lurch)

- She has a nice rack (+1 for TNG)

- She nags like a true pro (-2 for TNG)

- She has plumped up like a tick since giving birth (-1 for TNG)

- She spends too much time at this place (and probably the curly bored) (-1 for TNG)

- Height differential (-1 for each)

 

Based upon these criterion, I figure that it is even 5-5.

[Riddlen 1]

Rustor seems to be TNG.

[GettnHuge 2]

I don't know the particulars of their issues. I think that TNG wrote her interpretation, but I ignored it even more than my wife as I walk in the door after work.

 

However:

- She wants anal, he doesn't (+1 for TNG)

- He does not take out the garbage (+1 for TNG)

- He wants to take the kids for a night out at the park with a former person of interest (-1 for Lurch)

- She has a nice rack (+1 for TNG)

- She nags like a true pro (-2 for TNG)

- She has plumped up like a tick since giving birth (-1 for TNG)

- She spends too much time at this place (and probably the curly bored) (-1 for TNG)

- Height differential (-1 for each)

 

Based upon these criterion, I figure that it is even 5-5.

 

[Strike 5,539]

Strike makes humpty dumpty look like Calista Flockhart.

 

Ooh, lookey here. Dumb and Dumber showed up

[CurlyNight's Ghost 0]

Hello Captain slow.

 

JK already made that reference

Reference? Must be a fact if we both thought it!@#@! What did you do?!@#@!

[jerryskids 6,793]

Reference? Must be a fact if we both thought it!@#@! What did you do?!@#@!

Psst. Look 2 posts above your original. YWIA.

[CurlyNight's Ghost 0]

Psst. Look 2 posts above your original. YWIA.

Considering only you who writes all formal engrish and chit can understand your chit I'd say it is not the same!@#@!