Jennifer Love Hewitt

[Saturday Night Beaver 2]

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2007/extr...1115/index.html

[Dick Hertz 1]

Whoa! Who put her haid on Pam Anderson's body.

[cinciman7 2]

Nice Melons.

[supermike80 2,022]

She always had a great rack. ALWAYS

[Dick Hertz 1]

She always had a great rack. ALWAYS

 

 

Those are as fake as it gets.

[Isotopes 1]

Those are as fake as it gets.

 

I am not so sure about that. She sags quite a bit when she doesn't have a push up on.

[TheNewGirl 1,580]

Is it only the boobs that make her hot? They look incredibly fake to me. They are perfectly round, I mean, PERFECTLY. They sit too well on her chest, etc.

 

But other than that, what's the attraction? She has a mousey looking face, she can NOT act for sh!t. She has great hair, I will give her that, but even when she was on Party of Five and all of that, I didn't see the big attraction.

 

No, I am not jealous, etc, just wondering if it's only the large chestage, or what else determines HER hot factor.

[Dick Hertz 1]

Is it only the boobs that make her hot? They look incredibly fake to me. They are perfectly round, I mean, PERFECTLY. They sit too well on her chest, etc.

 

But other than that, what's the attraction? She has a mousey looking face, she can NOT act for sh!t. She has great hair, I will give her that, but even when she was on Party of Five and all of that, I didn't see the big attraction.

 

No, I am not jealous, etc, just wondering if it's only the large chestage, or what else determines HER hot factor.

 

 

Would you let her lick your box?

[KSB2424 3,153]

Is it only the boobs that make her hot? They look incredibly fake to me. They are perfectly round, I mean, PERFECTLY. They sit too well on her chest, etc.

 

But other than that, what's the attraction? She has a mousey looking face, she can NOT act for sh!t. She has great hair, I will give her that, but even when she was on Party of Five and all of that, I didn't see the big attraction.

 

No, I am not jealous, etc, just wondering if it's only the large chestage, or what else determines HER hot factor.

She has that "girl next door" quality going on. She's cute and has a nice complexion. But yeah, its mostly because of the very much real, succulent, and voluptuous boobage she sports.

[TheNewGirl 1,580]

Would you let her lick your box?

 

 

Sure.

 

But I ain't lickin' hers.

[TheNewGirl 1,580]

She has that "girl next door" quality going on. She's cute and has a nice complexion. But yeah, its mostly because of the very much real, succulent, and voluptuous boobage she sports.

 

 

I will give you everything but the bolded. I would be VERY surprised if she's never had any kind of work done.

[parrot 789]

They're real, and they're spectacular.

 

 

 

 

 

Also, I don't care if they're real.

[kilroy69 1,257]

I will give you everything but the bolded. I would be VERY surprised if she's never had any kind of work done.

I don't think she had anything done. Why would she lie? Especially in a day and age when its ok to have boob jobs.

[wiffleball 4,793]

Yeah, they are real. She's had those from the git-go and some of us watched them blossom on whatever craptastic show she was on. Always thought she was one of the most underrated hot chiicks evah. Mostly b/c she doesn't generally vamp it up like the others. One good indicator that those puppies are real is the fact that she spends so much effort keep them covered up / wearing minimizing clothing. You'll rarely see her dressed like that. Sux. Her show would get a crapload more ratings if she walked around in outfits like that.

[parrot 789]

Yeah, they are real. She's had those from the git-go and some of us watched them blossom on whatever craptastic show she was on. Always thought she was one of the most underrated hot chiicks evah. :

 

The gunboats showed themselves early on on Party of Five.

[phillybear 366]

I regularly rub one out to the I Know What You Did Last Summer movies. Sometimes to her cleavage, but mostly to the death scenes.

[BLS 314]

Those are SO real.

[TheNewGirl 1,580]

Whatever you all need to tell yourselves to fire one off.

 

[wiffleball 4,793]

 

The gunboats showed themselves early on on Party of Five.

 

 

That's what it was! I watched that show for one reason (okay technically two) - her. All I remember of the show was that nobody ever called anybody by anything other than the first sylable of their name. Bailey was always "But Bay what about prom???......."

 

I feel like such a paedophile now that Lacy Chambert turned out to be friggin smokin hot. She was like 9 on that show. Damn, who knew she'd turn out like that?

[KSB2424 3,153]

Whatever you all need to tell yourselves to fire one off.

 

Unless she got a boob job when she was 15 then they are real. They look the same as they always have. Just because you got flapjacks is no reason to playa hate.

[wiffleball 4,793]

Whatever you all need to tell yourselves to fire one off.

 

 

Somebody sounds jealous. Sorry yours are moving closer to your waistband than your chin. But hey, them pancake tittied wimmens in the National Geographic need friends too!

[kilroy69 1,257]

Somebody sounds jealous. Sorry yours are moving closer to your waistband than your chin. But hey, them pancake tittied wimmens in the National Geographic need friends too!

Thats what I was thinking. I was just going to say...jealous much?

[jerryskids 6,960]

I have no comment on TNG's boobies because she will call me a d1ck.

[Vikings4ever 568]

[Burt 50]

No, I am not jealous, etc, just wondering if it's only the large chestage, or what else determines HER hot factor.

 

Are you kidding me? Have you SEEN her??

[parrot 789]

Are you kidding me? Have you SEEN her??

 

So now we know what it takes to bring Burt out of the woodwork.

[Burt 50]

So now we know what it takes to bring Burt out of the woodwork.

 

 

JLH has always made my wood work.

[wiffleball 4,793]

Are you kidding me? Have you SEEN her??

 

 

TNG: "OMG! Check out this freak JLH!"

GF: "What's wrong with her?"

TNG: "Can't you SEE? What a freakishly small forehead!"

 

 

 

 

 

 

It's like those African chicks with the big frisbee lips that think the bigger the frisbee, the hotter they are.

[Vikings4ever 568]

The rack is definitely a big factor, but she's got the super hot girl next door thing going. All made up and airbrushed, she can look uber hot, but even in the paparazzi photos, she always looks at least cute.

[KSB2424 3,153]

There is nothing quite like a night alone with a glass of pinot, congealed bacon grease, and a DVR'd Jennifer Love Hewitt "hanes her way" commercial on repeat.

[phillybear 366]

After much consideration, I've decided that she is possibly one of the few females in the world who I would not decapitate. She has an attractive face and a dazzling smile. It would be a shame to cut her focking slut head off.

[joneo 560]

Is it only the boobs that make her hot? They look incredibly fake to me. They are perfectly round, I mean, PERFECTLY. They sit too well on her chest, etc.

 

But other than that, what's the attraction? She has a mousey looking face, she can NOT act for sh!t. She has great hair, I will give her that, but even when she was on Party of Five and all of that, I didn't see the big attraction.

 

No, I am not jealous, etc, just wondering if it's only the large chestage, or what else determines HER hot factor.

 

 

Well, for starters, she shows her rack for everyone to see. Do you have any pictures of your rack that we could compliment?

[TheNewGirl 1,580]

Well, for starters, she shows her rack for everyone to see. Do you have any pictures of your rack that we could compliment?

 

 

That you would actually pay compliments to?

 

No.

[Cdub100 3,979]

Is it only the boobs that make her hot? They look incredibly fake to me. They are perfectly round, I mean, PERFECTLY. They sit too well on her chest, etc.

 

But other than that, what's the attraction? She has a mousey looking face, she can NOT act for sh!t. She has great hair, I will give her that, but even when she was on Party of Five and all of that, I didn't see the big attraction.

 

No, I am not jealous, etc, just wondering if it's only the large chestage, or what else determines HER hot factor.

 

Why do chicks hate JLH?

[cinciman7 2]

That you would actually pay compliments to?

 

No.

How about if it's payed forward.

 

Nice Rack TNG!

[kilroy69 1,257]

Why do chicks hate JLH?

The same reason they hate anyone that is prettier than they are.

[TheNewGirl 1,580]

Why do chicks hate JLH?

 

 

I am sorry, but I don't hate her. Nor do I hate anyone who is prettier than me. That's just dumb.

 

I was curious if the attraction was JUST the large boobs (since the first five posts are so are dedicated to that), or if people thought that she had a pretty face as well.

 

She's not "all that" but I never once said that I didn't think that she's pretty. Is the the PRETTIEST, IMO, no.

[supermike80 2,022]

Actually, besides her hot body, she looks like an alien to me.

I was just commenting on her large rackage.

[Eagles Green 34]

I was curious if the attraction was JUST the large boobs

 

Yes.

 

 

Your point is.....?

[cortezthekiller303 0]

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2007/extr...1115/index.html

 

My only problem with her is that she keeps getting work. I have been waiting patiently for the day when the phone stops ringing and the offers stop coming in and she is forced to take roles where she has to show her t1ts. She has been holding out for so long, but the gravy train cant go on forever with this dipsh1t girl.

 

And yeah, I would drink a cup of her pee just to see where it came from.

 

And for the record TNG, fugly girls like you need to STFU when it comes to commenting about girls like JLH. Its not even in the same ballpark. You focking hippopotamus.