Teen Decapitated by Roller Coaster

[cbfalcon 827]

Nice bump...

 

It bumped his head off. Not sure I'd call that "nice"

[Me_2006 14]

I told him not to marry that Islamic TV Station executive, but he was just too headstrong.

[cbfalcon 827]

I told him not to marry that Islamic TV Station executive, but he was just too headstrong.

 

I was watching the roller coaster teen and some islamic chick play in a poker tournament awhile back. They got heads up and then for some reason the tournament just suddenly ended.

[kutulu 1,692]

I was watching the roller coaster teen and some islamic chick play in a poker tournament awhile back. They got heads up and then for some reason the tournament just suddenly ended.

 

 

Maybe they got each other in a headlock?

 

Nah!!!

[cbfalcon 827]

Maybe they got each other in a headlock?

 

Nah!!!

 

I played in a FF league with them both. They were both winless until they had to go head to head in week 12....then the whole league just exploded.

[Me_2006 14]

I played in a FF league with them both. They were both winless until they had to go head to head in week 12....then the whole league just exploded.

Maybe they'll do better next year now that Obama is Head of State.

[parrot 789]

ATLANTA, Georgia (CNN) -- A teenager died Saturday when he was decapitated at the Six Flags Over Georgia theme park outside Atlanta, authorities said.

 

In a follow up story, park officials have announced the ride is to be renamed "THE KILLATEEN!"

[rallo 136]

(chicago accent)

 

so what would happen if Ditka were to tangle with that coaster?

[cbfalcon 827]

(chicago accent)

 

so what would happen if Ditka were to tangle with that coaster?

It would definitely take someone with a head coaching pedigree to defeat the coaster.

[Chronic Husker 85]

This old thread!

[cbfalcon 827]

Good thread to see bumped before I head out for the week.

 

[parrot 789]

I can't believe I got NOTHING for "KILLATEEN!"

[IMMensaMind 462]

I can't believe I got NOTHING for "KILLATEEN!"

 

Don't get a head of yourself.

 

[Voltaire 5,387]

This thread is back from the grave?

 

I already know where it's headed...

[Drizzay 734]

The music playing right before the coaster took off?

 

 

 

 

 

Big Head Todd & The Monsters

[cbfalcon 827]

This thread gets bumped more often than a teens head by a roller coaster.

[SUXBNME 1,582]

mommy, mommy, i want to go on the earnhardt ride

[SUXBNME 1,582]

5 more haids, and the amusement park will be able to finish building another Whack-A-Mole game.

[LOD01 198]

Big fat aunt jamima fell to her death out of a rollercoaster this past week. Seems she was so fat, they couldn't get the lockdown bar all the way down and out she went. On the bright side, she was probably living off the govt' so we at least saved some $ there. Man, she was F-A-T.

[Voltaire 5,387]

This thread is legend. Why tempt fate by bumping it while Mike is on a dead kid thread locking rampage?

[cyclone24 1,934]

I think she was hispanic......so thats a a plus one off the govt assistance but a minus one on my sheets at the hotel being perfectly straight and tight on my bed when i get to my room.

[Saint Elistan 106]

Anyone watch that new show, Sleepy Hollow? Seemed rather interesting after a few episodes, but I didn't really want to stick my neck out for it with a new thread.

 

Also, this happened yesterday...straight out of focking Final Destination.

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XG6f16rn2Lo

[posty 2,780]

Also, this happened yesterday...straight out of focking Final Destination.

Only difference is that Death always wins in the end...

[kilroy69 1,257]

sleepy hollow is by far my favorite tv show. I cant wait for it to come back on. I was not sold on the idea of it at all and missed the first few episodes because I thought it was dumb looking. turns out its awesome.

[Drizzay 734]

I am rather MELONcholy about this thread showing back up.

[Voltaire 5,387]

I am rather MELONcholy about this thread showing back up.

 

It's packed lots of excitement in it's ups and downs, twists, turns, and spins. The good news is taht they were able to recover the hat.

[Voltaire 5,387]

http://www.readthesmiths.com/articles/travel/Ten_Most_Horrifying_Theme_Park_Accidents?page=2

 

I just found out more information about our dearly departed Asia Leeshawn Ferguson with the cleanly departed head. He had a buddy with him two fences in. Apparently they(he) weren't even trying to avoid the coaster, in fact they were trying to grab the ankles of people on the ride going by at 50 MPH.

[cbfalcon 827]

Anyone watch that new show, Sleepy Hollow? Seemed rather interesting after a few episodes, but I didn't really want to stick my neck out for it with a new thread.

 

Also, this happened yesterday...straight out of focking Final Destination.

 

 

Off the top of my head, I don't recall seeing that show. But I appreciate the heads up.

[Voltaire 5,387]

I found this online which I thought was appropriate considering the avatar or Zero Tolerance who started this thread: 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