Teen Decapitated by Roller Coaster

[Me_2006 14]

Glad I checked the Geek bored. I was about to head out for the day.

[peenie 1,944]

picture of the victim

[cbfalcon 827]

I think I could clean him out if I could get him to play me heads up in poker.

[wiffleball 4,793]

picture of the victim

 

 

That's a good headshot.

[cbfalcon 827]

picture of the victim

 

If you're going to link things, why not start with the kids neck and head?

[Patriotsfatboy1 1,433]

picture of the victim

 

I assume that is the before shot.

 

BTW - Isn't the roller coaster the victim in this? The kid was attacking the defenseless roller coaster.

[jvirne 0]

5 more haids, and the amusement park will be able to finish building another Whack-A-Mole game.

 

 

 

 

holy crap....I'm dying here....

[kutulu 1,692]

holy crap....I'm dying here....

 

 

Don't go losing your head over it.

[patweisers44 861]

cant find a link to confirm this story, but i hear the rollercoaster operator drives a '57 couple, walks with a stoop and swears James Dean isnt dead.

[kutulu 1,692]

I'm interested in the kid's resume as I may have a job for him. I'm going to send our company head hunter to meet him right away.

 

I may be interested...where are you headquartered?

[nospk 230]

I may be interested...where are you headquartered?

...are you thinking you could become the head of the company?

or maybe just a department head.

 

[kutulu 1,692]

...are you thinking you could become the head of the company?

or maybe just a department head.

 

 

I want one of those jobs where you wear a headset. I don't think roller coaster kid qualifies.

[nospk 230]

I want one of those jobs where you wear a headset.

but wearing those things will make you look like a d!ckhead.

[kutulu 1,692]

but wearing those things will make you look like a d!ckhead.

 

 

As long as I'm not accused of being a chowderhead, I'm

[kutulu 1,692]

This thread is giving me a headache, although I guess I can't really complain.

[RLLD 4,275]

Dis muthafockha right heah is destined for infamy.....

[kutulu 1,692]

Dis muthafockha right heah is destined for infamy.....

 

I bet he was a fellow pothead.

[nospk 230]

http://www.cnn.com/2008/US/06/28/theme.par...lity/index.html

 

ATLANTA, Georgia (CNN) -- A teenager died Saturday when he was decapitated at the Six Flags Over Georgia theme park outside Atlanta, authorities said.

 

Of course this came from CNN, HEADline news.

[kutulu 1,692]

Of course this came from CNN, HEADline news.

 

 

Same report says that his last words were, "Just take a little off the top."

[King of Gondor 0]

picture of the victim

 

looks like he had a good head on his shoulders.... it's a damn shame

[kutulu 1,692]

looks like he had a good head on his shoulders.... it's a damn shame

 

 

I bet he was/is one of those "deadheads".

[LOD01 198]

Jesse Jackson is calling for someone's head on this outrageous comedy. Says Jackson, 'I'll cut his head off'.

[kutulu 1,692]

On the bright side, he doesn't have to worry abut bedhead anymore.

[ZeroTolerance 584]

Good thing his family didn't cross the mafia...imagine waking up with his head in your bed.

[buffalobillsffl2003 0]

I wonder what was the last thing to go through his mind?

:setup:

 

Brianna's shoulder.

 

[Voltaire 5,387]

The very instant that his head popped off, the IQ of the planet went up.

 

I think I felt it. Wise I am in the ways of the force.

[kutulu 1,692]

shithead

[Voltaire 5,387]

The ride was closed Saturday, but park officials said they expected it to reopen Monday.

 

 

Tragic. It's so sad.

[kutulu 1,692]

Tragic. It's so sad.

 

 

They are slashing prices...among other things.

[kilroy69 1,257]

I used to go to 6 flags all the time. I only got my head cut off once. But the docs are pretty good there and they put it back on for me.

[cbfalcon 827]

Much like the coaster, I think this thread is starting to come to a head.

[kutulu 1,692]

His friends said he was getting too big for his head. I guess he showed them.

[cbfalcon 827]

He was looking for the bumper cars and the park attendant told him to go towards the roller coaster, then head west......well, it did.

[cbfalcon 827]

A lot of us guys have a problem in that we often get caught thinking with the wrong head.......I guess he'll never have that problem.

[wiffleball 4,793]

I bet his Dad is kicking himself for telling his boy to always face life challenges head-on.

[wiffleball 4,793]

HEAD-ON: Apply directly to roller-coaster

HEAD-ON: Apply directly to roller-coaster

HEAD-ON: Apply directly to roller-coaster

[wiffleball 4,793]

Anybody who's every had a migraine might actually consider this a viable alternative cure.

[cbfalcon 827]

The kid was a big Grateful Dead fan...just a huge dead head. I read it in one of the accounts of what happened, no lie.

[Me_2006 14]

sources say Obama is considering him for Head of State.

[posty 2,780]

sources say Obama is considering him for Head of State.

 

Nice bump...