SUXBNME 1,340 Posted November 13, 2008 Ok...help me out here... In order to build the perfect geek, we need to take a little bit from all of us retards. For instance, the perfect geek needs to be like the below mentioned posters as far as their geek club persona is. Examples: Big Pete: "Imaginary" sexual conquests Yer Mom: Good lookin pvssy getting fockhead Kutulu: Hillarious borderline retard We need to take all of the good and bad traits that us posters have and make the perfect FFT "geek" GO !@# Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Me_2006 14 Posted November 13, 2008 Sux, you're stepping your game up lately with these threads. Good show, sir. I think to be the ultimate Geek bored poster, they'd have to have Edjr's posting capacity. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SUXBNME 1,340 Posted November 13, 2008 Sux, you're stepping your game up lately with these threads. Good show, sir. I think to be the ultimate Geek bored poster, they'd have to have Edjr's posting capacity. Perfect Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Let Da Big Dog Eat 37 Posted November 13, 2008 Been done, nothing to see here. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Me_2006 14 Posted November 13, 2008 Been done, nothing to see here. Add LDBDE's wisdom. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Voltaire 4,567 Posted November 13, 2008 The thoughtful openmindedness of torridjoe or FlaHaker. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Strike 3,995 Posted November 13, 2008 You're welcome to use my 12" cack. I suggest using JK's million dollar income. We could use Addict's promiscuousness RLLD's fiscal responsibleness is a must as well. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SUXBNME 1,340 Posted November 13, 2008 The thoughtful openmindedness of torridjoe or FlaHaker. You're welcome to use my 12" cack. I suggest using JK's million dollar income. We could use Addict's promiscuousness RLLD's fiscal responsibleness is a must as well. Nice additions as well Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
itsbigmoni 1 Posted November 13, 2008 sux's cat fetish I'm not sure if thats a good or bad trait, but i do know it must be included. Ninja cat Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IGotWorms 3,321 Posted November 13, 2008 How about: TNG's penchant for drawing attention to herself and naomi's fanatic paranoia? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cgod 0 Posted November 13, 2008 Q Laz's trustworthiness & honesty? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Snoopy1 0 Posted November 13, 2008 sux's cat fetish I'm not sure if thats a good or bad trait, but i do know it must be included. Ninja cat good video... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Voltaire 4,567 Posted November 13, 2008 Phillybear's humanity and sensitivity. porkbutt's physique. Fat, Bald, & Texan's hair. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
patweisers44 698 Posted November 13, 2008 You're welcome to use my 12" cack. otherwise known as Gutterboy SaW's liver Rusty's Checkwriting skills Siouxsie's Openmindedness (or ability to BS) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jvirne 0 Posted November 13, 2008 Swerski's soft-spoken nature Gutterboy's sense of tolerance fastfish's mellow reserve sawilson's urbane sophistication phillybear's sex life naomi's scientific prowess and sense of history recliner pilot's objective powers of perception Cdub and peenie as the yin/yang model of racial harmony jerrykids' Buddha-like humility Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cgod 0 Posted November 13, 2008 otherwise known as Gutterboy SaW's liver Rusty's Checkwriting skills Siouxsie's Openmindedness (or ability to BS) Might as well get his fingerprints while you're at it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kutulu 1,552 Posted November 13, 2008 Kutulu: Hillarious borderline retard You mean, let me understand this cause, ya know maybe it's me, I'm a little focked up maybe, but I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to fockin' amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KSB2424 3,085 Posted November 13, 2008 The perfect geek would be female. Duh. TNG's vibrators Sawlison's partying Addicts sex drive BEG's tan naomi's age Jessy's bewbs Carrie's personality peenies metabolism STC's complexion :hard: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
phillybear 364 Posted November 13, 2008 TNG's vibratorsSawlison's partying Addicts sex drive BEG's tan naomi's age Jessy's bewbs Carrie's personality peenies metabolism STC's complexion This is an absolutely perfect description of Chyna, the wrestler from the WWF. Kudos. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Voltaire 4,567 Posted November 13, 2008 We'll need Phillybear to do the actual carving and stitching Frankenstein type work. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TAS 2 Posted November 13, 2008 Gutterboys Sherlock Holmes type detective skills. SUX's liver. As mentioned before, J-skids persuasion abilities. (he is a salesman after all) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KSB2424 3,085 Posted November 13, 2008 Not sure if this is congruent to the exact theme of this thread, but if I could ball up surferskin, edjr, and TD Ryan2 into one big hunk of meat and roll around in it, I would be the happiest man in the world. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BMoney 0 Posted November 13, 2008 This is an absolutely perfect description of Chyna, the wrestler from the WWF. Kudos. hilarious..... and id still hit it.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KSB2424 3,085 Posted November 13, 2008 The perfect geek would be female. Duh. TNG's vibrators Sawlison's partying Addicts sex drive BEG's tan naomi's age Jessy's bewbs Carrie's personality peenies metabolism STC's complexion :hard: I forgot to add Newbie's ass to this list Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BiPolarBear 476 Posted November 13, 2008 Two words: Mrs. Voltaire Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jvirne 0 Posted November 13, 2008 This is an absolutely perfect description of Chyna, the wrestler from the WWF. Kudos. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
crackattack 513 Posted November 13, 2008 GFIAFP's heroism and bravery. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheNewGirl 1,034 Posted November 13, 2008 Surely I would offer more than just vibrators. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KSB2424 3,085 Posted November 13, 2008 Surely I would offer more than just vibrators. The only pic I ever saw was from the shoulders up. Send me a better one and I will critique. TIA Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lionsjunkie 1 Posted November 13, 2008 GFIAFP's heroism and bravery. Me_2006's infinite wisdom at 18 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SUXBNME 1,340 Posted November 13, 2008 Me_2006's infinite wisdom at 18 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RLLD 3,455 Posted November 13, 2008 HEAD ~ Bigtraine, no question NECK ~ Drobeski, focking thing is the size of a house Chest ~ DuckStupid Arms ~ Phillybear Abdomen ~ Stbootleg Legs ~ Wilzone Feet ~ Mephisto Ass ~ Spider, it IS after all...perfect Cack ~ RLLD, just to round this bad-boy out Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KSB2424 3,085 Posted November 13, 2008 HEAD ~ Bigtraine, no questionNECK ~ Drobeski, focking thing is the size of a house Chest ~ DuckStupid Arms ~ Phillybear Abdomen ~ Stbootleg Legs ~ Wilzone Feet ~ Mephisto Ass ~ Spider, it IS after all...perfect Cack ~ RLLD, just to round this bad-boy out Now that we have the body out of the way we need to dress that focker. May I suggest: Skids - Jean Shorts Newbies - Big sunglasses Edjr's - cammo necklace Patsfatboys - tweed belt MDC's - penny loafers yostevo's - club shirt Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Me_2006 14 Posted November 13, 2008 Me_2006's infinite wisdom at 18 I'm not sure how to take this. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lagarzlebrew 0 Posted November 14, 2008 Mookie Wilson's Name.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
crackattack 513 Posted November 14, 2008 I'm not sure how to take this. Very bad Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KSB2424 3,085 Posted November 17, 2008 I would like to add Eagle Greens house. The perfect geek would live in Eagle Greens house. Except with NewbieJr's grass in the yard. Brinett9's fence? Not so much. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Eagles Green 34 Posted November 17, 2008 I would like to add Eagle Greens house. The perfect geek would live in Eagle Greens house. Except with NewbieJr's grass in the yard. Brinett9's fence? Not so much. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
patweisers44 698 Posted November 17, 2008 BLS Driving Skills Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jets24 6 Posted November 17, 2008 I would add: 1. Wiffleballs amazing ability to never be wrong 2. Big Pete's imagination. (De Plane....De Plane!!) 3. Sawlison's giant forehead 4. Strike's poor poker playing skills 5. Joneo's thumb. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
