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Fan the fire...fan the fire. :headbanger:

 

One cop said he thought this. BUUUUTTTTT (from your own link):

The November 30 request by the trooper for an investigative subpoena for Woods' blood test results was rejected by the State Attorney's Office due to "insufficient information provided".

 

So are you saying this was a conspiracy to get Tiger off the hook that involved the State Attorney office? What do you say Surfersteak21?

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Fan the fire...fan the fire. :headbanger:

 

One cop said he thought this. BUUUUTTTTT (from your own link):

Prolly cuz the cops did him a solid by not giving him a breathalyzer. Yeah, that's a hooge reach.

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Wow, KSB. I thought for certain that you could never look any dumber than you did last week.

 

You continue to shock me. :headbanger:

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Wow, KSB. I thought for certain that you could never look any dumber than you did last week.

 

You continue to shock me. :headbanger:

I think this is where I am supposed to retort: I know you are but what am I!@#!

 

Is that right? Been a while since elementary school.

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The subpoena request made by Trooper Joshua A. Evans said: "The driver lost control of his vehicle, crashed and was transported to the hospital. A witness stated that the driver had consumed alcohol earlier in the day and the same witness removed the driver from the vehicle after the collision".

 

The subpoena request did not name the witness, but Woods' Swedish wife, Elin Nordegren, told police it was she who pulled him from the car after using a golf club to smash the window of the vehicle.

 

The subpoena request added: "Also, the same witness stated that the driver was prescribed medication (Ambien and Vicatin (sic)). Impairment of the driver is also suspected due to the careless driving that resulted in the traffic crash."

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Wow, KSB. I thought for certain that you could never look any dumber than you did last week.

 

You continue to shock me. :headbanger:

 

It's really quite impressive if you think about it.

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The subpoena request made by Trooper Joshua A. Evans said: "The driver lost control of his vehicle, crashed and was transported to the hospital. A witness stated that the driver had consumed alcohol earlier in the day and the same witness removed the driver from the vehicle after the collision".

 

The subpoena request did not name the witness, but Woods' Swedish wife, Elin Nordegren, told police it was she who pulled him from the car after using a golf club to smash the window of the vehicle.

 

The subpoena request added: "Also, the same witness stated that the driver was prescribed medication (Ambien and Vicatin (sic)). Impairment of the driver is also suspected due to the careless driving that resulted in the traffic crash."

It's been stated that one trooper submitted the subpoena. It's also been stated that the FHP and the State Attorney's office found this one Troopers "evidence" as either not enough for a warrant or bullshit. That is what State Attorney's do. They look at stuff that has merit and give the warrant or they look at stuff that doesn't and throw it out.

 

And, once again, in this case:

The November 30 request by the trooper for an investigative subpoena for Woods' blood test results was rejected by the State Attorney's Office

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It's been stated that one trooper submitted the subpoena. It's also been stated that the FHP and the State Attorney's office found this one Troopers "evidence" as either not enough for a warrant or bullshit. That is what State Attorney's do. They look at stuff that has merit and give the warrant or they look at stuff that doesn't and throw it out.

Like I said before, one of the cops did him a favor by not giving him a breathalyzer. I'm sure you couldn't get a warrant for Tiger Woods' blood without it.

 

But you think his wife is lying? Or the cop? Or both? How deep does the conspiracy against Saint Eldrick go, MrKSB2124?

 

:headbanger:

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I don't think Deion in his prime could backpedal like KSB

I really am almost out of breath. :headbanger:

 

But seriously. You gotta admit, this whole story has taken a life of it's own. There is a lot of crap out there, and half-truths, and people thinking stuff that never happened. It's like one big high school scandal.

 

"Did you hear what happened to Betty at the party. Jenny said she heard somebody saw....." :headbanger:

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It's really quite impressive if you think about it.

KSB's downward spiral is actually rivaling Tiger's. :headbanger:

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KSB's downward spiral is actually rivaling Tiger's. :headbanger:

It took you 16 pages but you finally made me laugh. :headbanger:

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It's like one big high school scandal.

Porn stars. Swedish hotties. Domestic violence. Booze & prescription drugs. High priced prostitutes.

 

Sounds like a lot more fun than my high school. :headbanger:

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Porn stars. Swedish hotties. Domestic violence. Booze & prescription drugs. High priced prostitutes.

Don't get me started again. :headbanger:

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Poor Tiger. No Congressional Gold Medal. :music_guitarred:

http://www.sportingnews.com/golf/article/2...r-tiger-woods-0

Rep. Joe Baca (D-Calif.) has decided to halt his push to honor Tiger Woods with the Congressional Gold Medal, political website TheHill.com reports.

 

"In light of the recent developments surrounding Tiger Woods and his family, I will not pursue legislation awarding him the Congressional Gold Medal this session," Baca told the Web site.

 

The measure was introduced by Baca in March.

 

The Congressional Gold Medal is the highest civilian award awarded by Congress.

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Poor Tiger. No Congressional Gold Medal. :doublethumbsup:

http://www.sportingnews.com/golf/article/2...r-tiger-woods-0

You're not the only one with google.

 

See what I mean about people that live in glass houses who throw stones. :music_guitarred:

 

According to the Los Angeles Times, Baca, chairman of the Congressional Hispanic Caucus, directed Caucus funds from its PAC[3] BOLDPAC (Building Our Leadership Diversity)[4] to the unsuccessful California campaigns of his sons, Joe Baca, Jr. and Jeremy Baca.[5] At the time, Rep. Loretta Sanchez (D-CA) and five other members dropped out of the PAC in protest of these actions.[3] They alleged that the funds, meant to elect Hispanic candidates, should not have been used to help Baca's sons run against Hispanic candidates and that in a previous race funded by the PAC, Joe Jr. had run against Hispanic candidates.[4]

 

Citizens for Responsibility and Ethics in Washington (CREW) released a report stating that Rep. Baca had paid his daughter $27,000 from campaign funds and donated more than $20,000 to his sons' political campaigns from his own campaign funds.[6] They also report accusations that were made in 2006 by former members of Baca's Washington staff that they were sent to California in 2004 for a staff retreat and pressured to work on Joe Baca, Jr.'s campaign for the state Assembly on their paid time for the senior Baca.[1]

 

In January 2007, fellow Hispanic Caucus members including Loretta Sanchez, Nydia Velazquez (D-NY), Hilda Solis (D-CA) and Sanchez's sister Linda Sanchez (D-CA) wrote a letter to Baca asking for a new election with a secret ballot. They claimed that Baca was elected chair of the Caucus in a public ballot, despite Caucus rules for electing a chair that require a secret ballot election.[5]

 

On January 31, 2007, The Politico reported that Rep. Baca had called Loretta Sanchez a "whore." Citing Baca's alleged insult and the perceived impropriety in Baca's election to chairman of the CHC, as well as Baca's treatment of Latina members in the CHC, Loretta Sanchez resigned from the Caucus along with her sister, three other female California members and one female member from Arizona.[5] Rep. Baca has denied making the insult.[7]

 

Rep. Loretta Sanchez and Rep. Solis alleged that Rep. Baca made the remark in the summer of 2006. The two congresswomen state that they heard the remark from unnamed sources, although The Politico identified California State Assemblyman Fabian Núñez as one of those who heard the insult firsthand and told Loretta Sanchez.[8] She said that Baca confirmed the comments to her sister Linda Sanchez the day before Loretta Sanchez confronted him over the accusation.[3]

 

Wiki

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Take it easy, KSB. Why don't you stop talking for a while?

 

Yeah...sit the next couple plays out, if you know what I mean.

 

:music_guitarred:

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KSB kind of reminds me of Duk Koo Kim. Focker won't quit, no matter what his handlers are advising him.

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And KSB's nightmare continues to get worse.

 

Sex tapes and kids with other woman? This could easily turn out to be untrue admittedly...but what if?

 

The ENQUIRER even received an incredible call that one woman who had an affair with Woods in June 2007 aborted his child.

 

 

Tigers's new nightmare

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What till one of these crazy hos goes Carl Spackler on his ass and cuts the hamstring on the back of his leg right at the bottom. He'll never play golf again, because his weight displacement goes back, all his weight is on his right foot, and he'll push everything off to the right. He'll never come through on anything. He'll quit the game.

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http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2009/

Updated December 09, 2009

 

Tiger Woods and Elin Nordegren Mulling Leaving the Country

 

By Hollie McKay

- FOXNews.com

 

Nordegren’s family is hoping the high-profile couple will somehow work through the scandal.

 

Tiger Woods and his wife Elin Nordegren have avoided contact with the public by hiding out in their family home in a Florida gated community since news of Woods' alleged affairs broke two weeks ago.

 

Now a source close to Nordegren's family tells Pop Tarts that the two are considering putting even more distance between themselves and Tiger's cheating scandal.

 

The insider says the couple is planning to leave the country “very soon.”

 

“Elin and Tiger are planning to temporarily move closer to Sweden, possibly to a private island, to get away from it all,” the insider said.

 

The news comes after Elin’s mother Barbro Holmberg, visiting from Sweden to assist her daughter during this trying time, was rushed to Florida’s Health Central hospital Tuesday morning after suffering stomach pains. She was released later in the day and reportedly returned to her daughter's house.

 

Despite the number of women coming forward to claim affairs with Woods, Nordegren’s family is hoping that the high-profile couple will somehow work through the scandal, the insider told Tarts.

 

“Elin’s family couldn’t be more devastated,” the source said. “But they want [Tiger and Elin] together for the kids’ sake.”

 

The family's efforts to keep it together come as more news on Tiger Woods' alleged promiscuous behavior comes to light.

 

A source told Pop Tarts that Woods was at New York’s club The Griffin numerous times during the summer of 2009, where he met up with his first outed alleged mistress, Rachel Uchitel, who worked at the club as a VIP hostess.

 

“He was always very flirty as he partied, and kept coming back,” a club insider told Tarts. "A few people started to think it was suspicious that Elin was never there.”

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Tiger will be a Blasian porn star in his next career

What will the titles be?

 

Layin' the Wood?

 

Playing the back nine - All anal extravaganza

 

Tigers, Cougars and Bears oh my

 

 

:(

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Whats the difference between Santa and Tiger?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Santa stops after three Ho's :(

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Whats the difference between Santa and Tiger?

Santa stops after three Ho's :mad:

 

Well done, Sir. :wall:

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Whats the difference between Santa and Tiger?

 

Tiger's list only has naughty girls on it? :wall:

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Whats the difference between Santa and Tiger?

 

Santa lives near the North Pole...Tiger lives near the Stripper Pole.

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Whats the difference between Santa and Tiger?

[peenie]Santa gives gifts to more than just blonde white girls. :wall: [/peenie]

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Whats the difference between Santa and Tiger?

 

Santa brings gifts to all the children of the world one day a year.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Tiger focks a bunch of dirty sluts outside his marriage all the time.

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If this is all true, why does he need to rehab his image. Tiger just needs to change it. Just be the PGA's Ochocinco or T.O. After you win another major, put on a costume like Chad does. After you sink a winning putt, take out a Sharpie and sign caps like T.O. did. Say, " straight cash, homie " and " I love me, some me " a lot.

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If this is all true, why does he need to rehab his image. Tiger just needs to change it. Just be the PGA's Ochocinco or T.O. After you win another major, put on a costume like Chad does. After you sink a winning putt, take out a Sharpie and sign caps like T.O. did. Say, " straight cash, homie " and " I love me, some me " a lot.

 

He should wear a pimp suit while golfing including a nice pimp cane. :doublethumbsup:

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He should wear a pimp suit while golfing including a nice pimp cane. :doublethumbsup:

Will he have fuzzy dice on his golf bag? :doublethumbsup:

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" I love me, some me ".

 

If he would have been doing this he wouldn't be in this sh!t.

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Will he have fuzzy dice on his golf bag? :unsure:

 

Or maybe gangster out a goldcart for the dice to hang, legit. :mellow:

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Tiger's Wood

 

That one is already in production!

 

http://www.sunherald.com/448/story/1792988.html

 

Adam & Eve Pictures Making Tiger Wood Parody

 

Adam & Eve Pictures

HILLSBOROUGH, N.C., Dec. 7 /PRNewswire/ -- Adam & Eve Pictures, the award-winning production division of adult industry leader Adam & Eve, is pleased to reveal it is shooting a triple-X movie about the golf legend and his numerous liaisons, entitled "Tiger's Wood!"

 

(Photo: http://www.newscom.com/cgi-bin/prnh/20091207/LA22243)

 

Directed by David Lord, and starring adult film star Tyler Knight as "Tiger," and Adam & Eve contract star Kayden Kross as his long-suffering wife, this tongue-in-cheeks flick should hit stores within eight weeks.

 

"Tyler Knight is the only actor who could play this part," says Lord. "I thought of him immediately when we were writing the script. Once Tyler signed on, everything immediately fell into place."

 

"With the popularity of adult parody films as well as celebrity scandal, this project is a natural," says Meredith Christopher, Executive Producer for Adam & Eve Pictures. "Every day, there seems to be some new development or girlfriend exposed, and it really has captured the attention of the public. That's what we want to focus on with 'Tiger's Wood.'"

 

This fun, sexy romp will focus on "Tiger" and his multiple mistresses and give audiences a chance to see Adam & Eve's interpretation of events in explicit, X-rated detail!

 

"This really is a story that has captured America's attention," continues Christopher. "We're excited to bring it to the public in such a short amount of time... and we may have another release depending on what happens in the near future."

 

Look for "Tiger's Wood" at http://www.adamandeve.com/news in the next two months. For more information on Adam & Eve or Adam & Eve Pictures, please contact Adam & Eve Director of Public Relations Katy Zvolerin at 919.644.8100 x 3121 or katy@adameve.com.

 

SOURCE Adam & Eve Pictures

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