cbfalcon 825 Posted December 16, 2009 How do I search who and how many posts people have made in this thread? For some reason, I don't know how to do that. My guess is KSB is in the top 5 posters in this topic. Maybe. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
surferskin 30 Posted December 16, 2009 How do I search who and how many posts people have made in this thread? For some reason, I don't know how to do that. My guess is KSB is in the top 5 posters in this topic. Maybe. Who posted in: Tiger Woods seriously injured in car crash Poster Posts KSB2424 121 NewbieJr 76 surferskin 73 GettnHuge 49 MedStudent 46 NorthernVike 40 TD Ryan2 34 cbfalcon 28 edjr 25 wiffleball 25 kutulu 18 Patriotsfatboy1 17 peenie 17 parrot 17 Bert 16 Ray Lewis's Limo Driver 14 BMoney 11 patweisers44 11 jerryskids 10 Cruzer 8 gocolts 8 Busted by the Feds 7 dain11279 7 Franknbeans 6 phillybear 5 buffalobillsffl2003 5 Gepetto 5 TAS 4 supermike80 4 Mike Honcho 4 BunnysBastatrds 4 FranksTanks 4 itsbigmoni 3 Me_2006 3 FeelingMN 3 tubby_mcgee 3 Reality 3 Let Da Big Dog Eat 2 Voltaire 2 remote controller 2 Urban Hack 1 Strike 1 BLS 1 tikigods 1 Eagles Green 1 posty 1 Recliner Pilot 1 ZeroTolerance 1 Drizzay 1 Savage Beast 1 King of Gondor 1 Frank M 1 jets24 1 CUBuffs 1 Ravens 03 1 Fumbleweed 1 LOD01 1 cribdog 1 Boston Three Party 1 swirvenirvin 1 cowboyz 1 You just click on the number under the replies column. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KSB2424 3,148 Posted December 16, 2009 How do I search who and how many posts people have made in this thread? For some reason, I don't know how to do that. My guess is KSB is in the top 5 posters in this topic. Maybe. What's your point? I also posted in alot of poop threads. Maybe by far the most in one or two of em'. Do you also think I'm EMOTIONALLY VESTED in poop? You make no sense. Hey man, I leave work every day about 4:30 est. I get back about 9:00 the next day. For the past three weeks this thread has been at the top of page one the next day. So I post in it along with others. This really isn't that complicated. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cbfalcon 825 Posted December 16, 2009 replies column? Where is that? Anyway. 121 posts and KSB is claiming that he doesn't really care about this topic and it's all us. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KSB2424 3,148 Posted December 16, 2009 KSB is claiming that he doesn't really care about this topic and it's all us. You have gawd awful reading comprehension skills. Holy Hell. I'll re-post something earlier. Seems like you missed it, as it applies.....again. Is that what I said? No. Why must you always go to extremes....yet again. Not sure about you, but the flames and topics I post on here have seriousness, opinions, fishing (devils advocate), and humor (usually failed) all rolled up in it. Whether its who to start in fantasy football, who is hotter between Jolie or Anniston, or my opinion on Tigergate. I never actually realized you people do get and thought others got 'emotionally vested' in the topics on a message board? Geesus you people really are sensitive homos. Holy crap. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
surferskin 30 Posted December 16, 2009 replies column? Where is that?Anyway. 121 posts and KSB is claiming that he doesn't really care about this topic and it's all us. http://img696.imageshack.us/img696/7417/ff...sthegeekclu.jpg Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cbfalcon 825 Posted December 16, 2009 What's your point? I also posted in alot of poop threads. Maybe by far the most in one or two of em'. Do you also think I'm EMOTIONALLY VESTED in poop? You make no sense. Hey man, I leave work every day about 4:30 est. I get back about 9:00 the next day. For the past three weeks this thread has been at the top of page one the next day. So I post in it along with others. This really isn't that complicated. You average about 8 posts a weekday on this website TOTAL. You are over 10 posts a day in this single thread. So you can't easily claim this is just like any other thread to you, no more no less. But nobody was buying the line that you aren't vested anyway. So why don't you go ahead and back down on that point (like you have so many others in this thread) and change your argument to something like "Yes, I care a ton ans this story is killing me, but you guys are a joke for even caring about that. Afterall, it's my personal business as to why I'm so affected". That way we can start trying to solve that puzzle. You know we'll eventually get there anyway. It's just a matter of how slowly you walk backwards. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cbfalcon 825 Posted December 16, 2009 http://img696.imageshack.us/img696/7417/ff...sthegeekclu.jpg I was looking within the thread. Thanks! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KSB2424 3,148 Posted December 16, 2009 This thread has taken a very wierd turn for the worse. People are actually looking up post averages and claiming somebody is actually "affected" by a topic...on a message board....about a person the've never met. This is very strange. I never realized that grown men actually cared about the random opinions that are debated on message boards. It never crossed my mind as such. This is scary stuff. Maybe I should stop posting in the Tony Romo thread on the manage board so much. I wouldn't want to hurt anybodies feelings. I'm sad now. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cbfalcon 825 Posted December 16, 2009 This thread has taken a very wierd turn for the worse. People are actually looking up post averages and claiming somebody is actually "affected" by a topic...on a message board....about a person the've never met. This is very strange. I never realized that grown men actually cared about the random opinions that are debated on message boards. It never crossed my mind as such. This is scary stuff. Maybe I should stop posting in the Tony Romo thread on the manage board so much. I wouldn't want to hurt anybodies feelings. I'm sad now. Keep trying to convince us you don't actually care about people's perception of Tiger Woods. It's just adds to the highlight reel of stances you have taken in this thread. You and this thread are like ADP vs the Chargers a couple years ago....but different. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NewbieJr 541 Posted December 16, 2009 ....and KSB's downward spiral continues. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cbfalcon 825 Posted December 16, 2009 ....and KSB's downward spiral continues. If he kills himself, I hope he doesn't mention this thread in the note. I admittedly don't want that on my conscience. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KSB2424 3,148 Posted December 16, 2009 ....and KSB's downward spiral continues. Be careful Newbs. Your second on the post count. You might actually start seriously caring about a person you've never met. I gotta admit guys ya'lls use of hyperbole is grade A the past few days. Sexual Deviant!@#! and now Emotionally Vested!@#! A+ Gentlemen. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NewbieJr 541 Posted December 16, 2009 Be careful Newbs. Your second on the post count. You might actually start seriously caring about a person you've never met. I gotta admit guys ya'lls use of hyperbole is grade A the past few days. Sexual Deviant!@#! and now Emotionally Vested!@#! A+ Gentlemen. Unlike you, if I spend a lot of time in a particular thread, it means I DO care about the subject. Tiger Woods has been treated like royalty since he was 17 years old. He's thrown clubs, hollered at fans, and acted like an immaturte punk. Yet everyone loves him. He's a media darling. He also is too good to hang around after golf events and sign autographs like Meckelson and teh others do. Instead, he walks away, surrounded by his three body guards. Fock him! I'm glad his world is crumbling around him and I'm even more happy that his knob-slobbering fans (like you) are so upset about it. And of course you'd pretend you're only "passing time" in a thread that you've looked foolish in for three weeks. It's your only defense at this point. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cbfalcon 825 Posted December 16, 2009 Unlike you, if I spend a lot of time in a particular thread, it means I DO care about the subject. Tiger Woods has been treated like royalty since he was 17 years old. He's thrown clubs, hollered at fans, and acted like an immaturte punk. Yet everyone loves him. He's a media darling. He also is too good to hang around after golf events and sign autographs like Meckelson and teh others do. Instead, he walks away, surrounded by his three body guards. Fock him! I'm glad his world is crumbling around him and I'm even more happy that his knob-slobbering fans (like you) are so upset about it. And of course you'd pretend you're only "passing time" in a thread that you've looked foolish in for three weeks. It's your only defense at this point. Same here. I was a big Tiger fan and I am in awe of what a POS he actually is. If I didn't care at all, I wouldn't have posted over 30 times in the thread. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KSB2424 3,148 Posted December 16, 2009 I DO care about the subject. I didn't realize this. I apologize for any harsh comments, jest, or flamage within this thread. I was unaware that Tiger Woods and his marraige is near and dear to your heart. Please accept my sincere apology. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 6,608 Posted December 16, 2009 http://img696.imageshack.us/img696/7417/ff...sthegeekclu.jpg 3rd laugh out loud today thanks to this board. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerryskids 6,844 Posted December 16, 2009 Be careful Newbs. Your second on the post count. You might actually start seriously caring about a person you've never met. I gotta admit guys ya'lls use of hyperbole is grade A the past few days. Sexual Deviant!@#! and now Emotionally Vested!@#! A+ Gentlemen. Care? This whole site exists because a bunch of grown men like to pretend to be GMs and pretend draft football players every year. It's all a big fantasy timewaster. Get over yourself. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Patriotsfatboy1 1,432 Posted December 16, 2009 Be careful Newbs. Your second on the post count. You might actually start seriously caring about a person you've never met. I gotta admit guys ya'lls use of hyperbole is grade A the past few days. Sexual Deviant!@#! and now Emotionally Vested!@#! A+ Gentlemen. The ability to delete the entire thread can be purchased... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
surferskin 30 Posted December 16, 2009 The ability to delete the entire thread can be purchased... I was thinking this. You know KSB is kicking himself for not getting out infront of this story. He'd have pennie'd it long ago. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Franknbeans 46 Posted December 16, 2009 Care? This whole site exists because a bunch of grown men like to pretend to be GMs and pretend draft football players every year. It's all a big fantasy timewaster. Get over yourself. He's too cool for us. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
surferskin 30 Posted December 16, 2009 All of this happened just within the past few days: - MSNBC reported that Tiger Woods was paying several of his mistresses between 5 and 10 grand a month and that he was still in contact with several of them. - Fox News wrote that Rachel Uchitel was now staying just a few miles from the marina where Tiger was hiding out. - Radar said he offered to buy a house in Vegas for the porn star girlfriend that he was flying all over the country to have sex with, a slut named Joslyn James, the star of “MILF Lesson 4″, “Anal Training”, “Oops I Swallowed And It Taste Like 40″ , and “Shorty Iz Fukkin Yo Mama 2″. Any one of these things would be a perfectly good reason to leave Tiger. Even if all he had done is watch “Shorty Iz Fukkin Yo Mama 2″, Elin would legally be entitled to stab him in the neck with a fork, but instead it seems she’ll be content to take her 300 million and walk away. The New York Post says moving vans descended on their Florida home yesterday and she spent about 10 minutes going over details with them before they went to work. And People magazine says… (A source said), “She plans to leave Tiger.” Another source says, “She’s made up her mind. There’s nothing to think about: he’s never going to change.” MSNBC adds… “She and Tiger are living separately now, but she’ll be making this split very open and official right after Christmas,” said a source. Another source said that Tiger has a long road ahead if he wants forgiveness. “Elin is not going to be one of these ‘stand by her man’ women. She’s a strong woman, this is beyond embarrassing.” Shorty Iz Fukkin Yo Mama. 2. Chapter 2. Wow. And awesome goes to 11 because Joslyn James really does have a 10 year old kid (that she abandoned). So when Shorty says he’z fukkin yo mama, he’z not joking. He meanz it, and he meanz you. Keep this in mind when the trial begins for that kids race and height based killing spree. From WWTD. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MedStudent 56 Posted December 31, 2009 AT&T to Tiger. http://www.businessweek.com/news/2009-12-3...l-update2-.html Dec. 31 (Bloomberg) -- AT&T Inc. ended its sponsorship deal with Tiger Woods after his admissions of marital infidelity, becoming at least the third company to scale back ties to the professional golfer. “We are ending our sponsorship agreement with Tiger Woods and wish him well,” Michael Coe, a spokesman for the biggest U.S. phone company, said in an e-mail today. AT&T began a multiyear deal in February to place its logo on Woods’s golf bag and has sponsored his annual Tiger Jam benefit concerts. The carrier follows Accenture Plc and Procter & Gamble Co. in pulling away from Woods, who said this month that he’s taking a leave of absence from golf to work on his marriage. Investors in companies that sponsored Woods lost as much as $12 billion after reports of his infidelity, researchers at the University of California at Davis said this week. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RLLD 4,254 Posted December 31, 2009 The ability to delete the entire thread can be purchased... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Busted by the Feds 9 Posted December 31, 2009 Hey AT&T, there's a map for that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
surferskin 30 Posted January 6, 2010 BUMP So what happened the infamous night? This... “After dinner, Tiger Woods watched football in the living room while sending text messages to Rachel, the famous blond,” he told the radio station. “Whenever he received a message from her, he erased it. Meanwhile, one of his friends, based in Orlando, invited him to go play poker. At approximately 7:30 p.m., he went to change, then left. He forgot his phone on the coffee table in the lounge. Rachel, meanwhile, continued to write her text messages. “His wife (Elin Nordegren) saw the message. When he returned, around 11:30 p.m. or midnight, she waited at the door. She asked what it was, these messages, and who was this woman. According to Burns, Woods went up to the second floor of the home, wearing a t-shirt and shorts. “He kept saying there was nothing there. He went to watch television … then suddenly, bang! A nine-iron in the face!” According to Burns, the hit caused a large cut in Woods’ cheek and knocked out two of his teeth. “He left the house running without shoes. Elin followed him with the club. He left in his Escalade. She followed him and broke two or three windows. That’s why he hit the tree,” he said. “They took him to hospital in Orlando. Elin was in the ambulance with him and called his agent. He suggested that they meet at the hospital. Once there, the doctors said he needed plastic surgery to repair the broken teeth, but only one institution could do it, in Phoenix (Arizona). The agent warmed up the jet to he could leave for Phoenix where they could fix his face. This explains (Woods’) absence when the police wanted to meet him the following days,” Pat Burns told the station. –Toronto Sun, via 100% Injury Rate. KSB ~ LIES ALL LIES!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KSB2424 3,148 Posted January 6, 2010 KSB ~ LIES ALL LIES!!! :yawn: I never said I ever knew what happened that night with Tiger Woods. My contention is that I was not gonna take gossip outlets as factual news. I never said it was right or wrong, just that I don't trust it. It ended up that TMZ did in fact get a good portion of the story correct. Good for them. Similary, who the fock is Pat Burns? So I googled (since you left no link). He's an ex-hockey coach that lives in Florida. And what you just posted was what his cousin's babies mama's unlces friend in the police force told him. That's hearsay and speculation. There is a reason hearsay is not allowed in the court of law, it's because lots of times it's bullshit. Now this guys version (of which he wasn't there and doesn't even know Tiger) may be 100% exactly true. I don't know. Maybe he got it exactly right. Maybe it's sugar coated with hints of truth. Maybe it's dead wrong. However my question is: Why do you beleive everything you read on the internet, especially when it's hearsay? Seriously? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
surferskin 30 Posted January 6, 2010 However my question is: Why do you beleive everything you read on the internet, especially when it's hearsay? Seriously? What are we in a courtroom? It's not like I'm sending Tiger to the chair based on "hearsay". I just thought it sounds pretty damn close to what most people think happened. Also, I knew it would piss you off. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RLLD 4,254 Posted January 6, 2010 Also, I knew it would piss you off. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KSB2424 3,148 Posted January 6, 2010 What are we in a courtroom? It's not like I'm sending Tiger to the chair based on "hearsay". I just thought it sounds pretty damn close to what most people think happened. Also, I knew it would piss you off. Of course we aren't in a courtroom. But we usually link up stories to have some sort of backdrop, especially when it's some hearsay from a Hockey coach to a Canadian radio station about a person Pat Burns has never met. Seems rather common sense to me. And you're right I'm so pissed right now. I cannot even contain myself. I am literally gonna flip out. Stand back. Hey anybody see the new Vanity Fair cover? http://www.usmagazine.com/celebritynews/ne...ir-cover-197031 Is it just me or is it getting hot in here? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheNewGirl 1,498 Posted January 6, 2010 http://www.usmagazine.com/celebritynews/ne...ir-cover-197031 Is it just me or is it getting hot in here? I'd fock him...or wait, maybe I all ready did? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NewbieJr 541 Posted January 6, 2010 Hey anybody see the new Vanity Fair cover? http://www.usmagazine.com/celebritynews/ne...ir-cover-197031 Is it just me or is it getting hot in here? Hopefully, this doesn't come off as gay-sounding.... I certainly wouldn't 'do' him because I'm straight and I'm a pussylover, but I would give him a back message. I think it's neat to rub on a hard, chiseled back. The way you can work your thumbs into each individual cut and actually feel the muscle fiber move underneath your fingers. Not like just feeling fat being pushed around under the skin. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TAS 2 Posted January 6, 2010 Hopefully, this doesn't come off as gay-sounding.... I certainly wouldn't 'do' him because I'm straight and I'm a pussylover, but I would give him a back message. I think it's neat to rub on a hard, chiseled back. The way you can work your thumbs into each individual cut and actually feel the muscle fiber move underneath your fingers. Not like just feeling fat being pushed around under the skin. How does this not come across coming off as ghey? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cbfalcon 825 Posted January 6, 2010 Hopefully, this doesn't come off as gay-sounding.... I certainly wouldn't 'do' him because I'm straight and I'm a pussylover, but I would give him a back message. I think it's neat to rub on a hard, chiseled back. The way you can work your thumbs into each individual cut and actually feel the muscle fiber move underneath your fingers. Not like just feeling fat being pushed around under the skin. You can hope in one hand...and hold another man's peniis in the other, and see which one fills up quickest....as they say HTH Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheNewGirl 1,498 Posted January 6, 2010 Hopefully, this doesn't come off as gay-sounding.... I certainly wouldn't 'do' him because I'm straight and I'm a pussylover, but I would give him a back message. I think it's neat to rub on a hard, chiseled back. The way you can work your thumbs into each individual cut and actually feel the muscle fiber move underneath your fingers. Not like just feeling fat being pushed around under the skin. oh boy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SUXBNME 1,517 Posted January 6, 2010 Who posted in: Tiger Woods seriously injured in car crashPoster Posts KSB2424 121 NewbieJr 76 surferskin 73 GettnHuge 49 MedStudent 46 NorthernVike 40 TD Ryan2 34 cbfalcon 28 edjr 25 wiffleball 25 kutulu 18 Patriotsfatboy1 17 peenie 17 parrot 17 Bert 16 Ray Lewis's Limo Driver 14 BMoney 11 patweisers44 11 jerryskids 10 Cruzer 8 gocolts 8 Busted by the Feds 7 dain11279 7 Franknbeans 6 phillybear 5 buffalobillsffl2003 5 Gepetto 5 TAS 4 supermike80 4 Mike Honcho 4 BunnysBastatrds 4 FranksTanks 4 itsbigmoni 3 Me_2006 3 FeelingMN 3 tubby_mcgee 3 Reality 3 Let Da Big Dog Eat 2 Voltaire 2 remote controller 2 Urban Hack 1 Strike 1 BLS 1 tikigods 1 Eagles Green 1 posty 1 Recliner Pilot 1 ZeroTolerance 1 Drizzay 1 Savage Beast 1 King of Gondor 1 Frank M 1 jets24 1 CUBuffs 1 Ravens 03 1 Fumbleweed 1 LOD01 1 cribdog 1 Boston Three Party 1 swirvenirvin 1 cowboyz 1 You just click on the number under the replies column. I feel left out Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Patriotsfatboy1 1,432 Posted January 7, 2010 Of course we aren't in a courtroom. But we usually link up stories to have some sort of backdrop, especially when it's some hearsay from a Hockey coach to a Canadian radio station about a person Pat Burns has never met. Seems rather common sense to me. And you're right I'm so pissed right now. I cannot even contain myself. I am literally gonna flip out. Stand back. Hey anybody see the new Vanity Fair cover? http://www.usmagazine.com/celebritynews/ne...ir-cover-197031 Is it just me or is it getting hot in here? Does anyone else think that the picture proves that he was not on steroids? I expected him to be in better shape. I think that they would be better served by putting topless photos of his girlfriends or wife. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NorthernVike 2,087 Posted January 7, 2010 http://img696.imageshack.us/img696/7417/ff...sthegeekclu.jpg Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NewbieJr 541 Posted January 7, 2010 oh boy. Yeah, I just reread that today and it sounds a little queer. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Patriotsfatboy1 1,432 Posted January 7, 2010 Yeah, I just reread that today and it sounds a little queer. That is like saying Swerski is a little fat. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites