Tiger Woods seriously injured in car crash

[KSB2424 3,148]

You're right. I don't like Romanowski. I also don't like Roger Clemens. UI also don't like Terrel Owens (oops, I must be racist).

 

One day, you'll figure out that the common denominator is "asswhole". In the meantime, you can chalk it up to frustrated HS athlete, or racist, or whatever makes you feel superior at that moment. Good luck with that.

Exactly where does Tiger Woods fit into your 'asswhole' denominator? Oh thats right. He threw his club that one time.

 

But back on topic. Have you got any US Weekly / People Magazine updates on what Elin was wearing the night of the 'Tigergate'? I'm thinking one of those Victoria Secrect pajama bottoms with a t-shirt.

[NewbieJr 541]

Exactly where does Tiger Woods fit into your 'asswhole' denominator? Oh thats right. He threw his club that one time.

Actually, Tiger isn't on my hate list. He's certainly handling this wrong and I'm sure we'll find out sooner or later what he's hiding, but he's not even close to a Bonds, TO, Kobe-level a-whole.

 

I like making fun of Tiger-slobberers, that's all.

[KSB2424 3,148]

I like making fun of Tiger-slobberers, that's all.

You gonna start anytime soon? Because if you've been attemting that in this thread you've been failing miserably. Might want to get a new hobby. itasatip. Maybe look into your local paper as a gossip columnist. Seems to be your forte.

[NewbieJr 541]

You gonna start anytime soon? Because if you've been attemting that in this thread you've been failing miserably. Might want to get a new hobby. itasatip. Maybe look into your local paper as a gossip columnist. Seems to be your forte.

Actually, this has been a team contribution and it's faring quite well. You wouldn't realize because you're the Tiger-slobberer being abused in here.

 

Look around, goober. You're the only one still licking his knob on this issue. The dooshbag is obviously hiding something and you know it. Oh yeah, your justification is that he might have been getting a hummer. Pretty sad that you're so lovestruck you can't see the obvious.

[surferskin 30]

Oh yeah, your justification is that he might have been getting a hummer.

Don't be so quick to dismiss this.

 

:detective:

 

How would KSB know a detail like this? It wasn't released to the public. Hmmm...

 

Where were you early Friday morning, KSB?

[cbfalcon 825]

Maybe this has been posted, but here is the chick defending herself.

 

Alledged mistress speaks

 

I gotta say, I actually think I believe her. If she is lying, she sure is giving a lot of details that could potentially be disproven

[KSB2424 3,148]

Look around, You're the only one not buying TMZ, Star News, and the National Enquirer at face value on the issue.

I have noticed this. And it's quite disturbing that you people are using gossip rags to fuel all of this. I don't mind being the only one not to take all that on face value. For those that want to know a little more of actual factual stuff here you go:

 

http://msn.foxsports.com/golf/story/104566...r-side-of-story

 

"This is ridiculous," Rachel Uchitel told the New York Post in an exclusive interview. "Not a word of it is true. I told the Enquirer and Star that it wasn't true. I told them not only did I have information to disprove the story, but I offered to take a lie-detector test. ... It's the most ridiculous story. It's like they are asking me to comment if there are aliens on Earth."

 

This woman has no reason to lie. She would make much more money if she did lie in fact. The sooner people will stop using gossip rags as actual news sources the sooner we all can move on.

 

Tiger wrecked his car and got injured a little. Maybe he was distraught over a fight with his wife. Maybe not. Unless the police arrest somebody for something illegal, I don't care what happened in his house. What you call knobslobbing I call common sense.

[NewbieJr 541]

I have noticed this. And it's quite disturbing that you people are using gossip rags to fuel all of this. I don't mind being the only one not to take all that on face value. For those that want to know a little more of actual factual stuff here you go:

 

http://msn.foxsports.com/golf/story/104566...r-side-of-story

This woman has no reason to lie. She would make much more money if she did lie in fact. The sooner people will stop using gossip rags as actual news sources the sooner we all can move on.

 

Tiger wrecked his car and got injured a little. Maybe he was distraught over a fight with his wife. Maybe not. Unless the police arrest somebody for something illegal, I don't care what happened in his house. What you call knobslobbing I call common sense.

I could care less what the tabloids are speculating. I want an explanation as to how he could be so banged up, cut, and nearly unconscious after an 'accident' that didn't even deploy the airbags. I would also like to know why the wife busted out his back window. The truth is all I'm looking for. As I stated before, his unwillingness to speak to the police tells me he's embarrassed and/or worried about getting in trouble.

[RLLD 4,255]

Maybe this has been posted, but here is the chick defending herself.

 

Alledged mistress speaks

 

I gotta say, I actually think I believe her. If she is lying, she sure is giving a lot of details that could potentially be disproven

 

 

Well, hello there mistress lady....

[KSB2424 3,148]

I could care less what the tabloids are speculating.

You're so full of bullshit. This whole thing was fueled by the NE rumor that Tiger had an affair. You and others brought it up time and time again. You acted as if it was factual information and based your assumptions on it.

 

And what happens inside his house unless illegal is none of your focking business. And you shouldn't care.

 

This whole thing is focking pathetic and evidence of how sorry the American public is now in this gossip, twitter, sensationalitic, Dancing with the Stars, tabloid, blogger world. Keep eating it up.

[Patriotsfatboy1 1,432]

I could care less what the tabloids are speculating. I want an explanation as to how he could be so banged up, cut, and nearly unconscious after an 'accident' that didn't even deploy the airbags. I would also like to know why the wife busted out his back window. The truth is all I'm looking for. As I stated before, his unwillingness to speak to the police tells me he's embarrassed and/or worried about getting in trouble.

 

Aren't you being a little bit arrogant here? Who the fock are you? If this was a guy in your neighborhood, would you be demanding to know all of this stuff?

 

Face it. You are a gossip-mongering whoore.

[NewbieJr 541]

You're so full of bullshit. This whole thing was fueled by the NE rumor that Tiger had an affair. You and others brought it up time and time again. You acted as if it was factual information and based your assumptions on it.

 

And what happens inside his house unless illegal is none of your focking business. And you shouldn't care.

 

This whole thing is focking pathetic and evidence of how sorry the American public is now in this gossip, twitter, sensationalitic, Dancing with the Stars, tabloid, blogger world. Keep eating it up.

If he's not having an affair, I'd be interested to know what was going on. Maybe he's not banging sonmeone else, but was plastered on drugs and/or alcohol and decided to get behind the wheel. Either way, I'm curious as to what happened. And he's trying quite hard to make sure no one knows. Wonder why.

[NewbieJr 541]

Face it. You are a gossip-mongering whoore.

If you mean I'm more curious about the circumstances when an Anna Nicole Smith or Michael Jackson overdoses than some junkie from downtown, then I guess I am.

[KSB2424 3,148]

WINDERMERE, Fla. -- An attorney for the neighbors who dialed 911 after Tiger Woods' car crash last week says they saw no indication the golfer was beaten or driving under the influence.

 

Attorney Bill Sharpe said Tuesday that Linda Adams and her adult sons Jarius and Jerome Adams went outside their Orlando-area home after hearing the crash.

 

They found Woods' wife, Elin Nordegren, upset about her husband's injuries and she asked them to call 911. Sharpe says Woods appeared woozy and had scratches on his face.

 

Woods withdrew Monday from his own golf tournament, citing injuries from the crash Friday morning, when his SUV hit a fire hydrant and a tree.

 

He doesn't owe ya'll nothing. I wouldn't comment on a bunch of bullshit either. It just makes you all look that much dumber. I would understand it if ya'll were a bunch of 15 year old girls and this was a Jonas Brother. But you all are grown focking men for petes sake.

[NewbieJr 541]

He doesn't owe ya'll nothing. I wouldn't comment on a bunch of bullshit either. It just makes you all look that much dumber. I would understand it if ya'll were a bunch of 15 year old girls and this was a Jonas Brother. But you all are grown focking men for petes sake.

Waaaaaaaaaaaaa.

 

He could have avoided all of this. It's going to get worse, too. Keep hiding, Tiger. It'll all just go away. Bwahahahahaa.

[KSB2424 3,148]

Tuned into ESPN this morning to see what they had to say, but surprisingly (sarcasm) they are still reporting the 'car accident' story.

 

When they are finally forced to acknowledge the true story, this is going to be horribly painful to report imperfections for an ESPN-God like Tiger.

 

As much as they would love to put a studio on the man's ass so that they'd never have to leave it, ESPN is eventually going to have to bite teh bullet and report the truth here.

 

This is GREAT TV.

[NewbieJr 541]

Another mistress has just come forward. Her name is Jaimee Grubbs. Says he has pictures, texts, and emails.

 

Get your popcorn ready. This is gonna get good.

[patweisers44 848]

Apparently the police have questioned Elin. They asked if she hit Tiger, and if so, how many times?

 

She replied: "put me down for a five"

[RLLD 4,255]

Apparently the police have questioned Elin. They asked if she hit Tiger, and if so, how many times?

 

She replied: "put me down for a five"

 

Three-putted did she?

[Cruzer 1,995]

I bout as big a Tiger homer as there is.......

 

The sole, only, reason? Bcoz of his golfing ability and what he's accomplished in his sport. I do not care what products he's hawking, I am not influenced one way or the other to buy something he endorses - nor do I view him as my role model. If he's cheating on his wife and she found out and started beating the shiat out of him - their business. Now the state and/or district attorney may have an interest - but I am not them nor do I work for them - so none of my business. That being said, of course I'm "curious" to know - but Tiger nor his family "owes" me an explanation.

[phillybear 366]

Another mistress has just come forward. Her name is Jaimee Grubbs. Says he has pictures, texts, and emails.

 

Get your popcorn ready. This is gonna get good.

 

Jame Gumb came forward too. Apparently Tiger put lotion on his skin and a protein resembling skim milk in his mouth.

[KSB2424 3,148]

I wonder if I told Star News that I had sex with Tiger they would pay me 25K too. I can forward this thread as proof. I mean fock, why not? Everyone else is doing it. :cha-ching:

[Cruzer 1,995]

Tiger is right on Jack's majors tail. It could be a conspiracy plot hatched by Nicklaus to stop him!

[edjr 6,608]

I wonder if I told Star News that I had sex with Tiger they would pay me 25K too. I can forward this thread as proof. I mean fock, why not? Everyone else is doing it. :cha-ching:

 

You're already sucking his cack, it's not that much of a reach.

[itsbigmoni 1]

The cops have no choice but to pursue any evidence of domestic violence as well. If they find any suggestion of it they are directed to investigate it, and will press charges regardless of the desires of the people involved. Based on their actions to date, they seem to suspect something likely transpired between these two.

 

Not true. If there is no victim, there is no crime. Same thing with deshawn stevenson last year. There was a shooting at his house. Multiple bullets in multiple cars and one person even got shot. No one filed charges or cooperated with police, so there was not a single charge filed.

 

I could care less what the tabloids are speculating. I want an explanation as to how he could be so banged up, cut, and nearly unconscious after an 'accident' that didn't even deploy the airbags. I would also like to know why the wife busted out his back window. The truth is all I'm looking for. As I stated before, his unwillingness to speak to the police tells me he's embarrassed and/or worried about getting in trouble.

 

Oh yes, tiger owes you all of those things.

[NewbieJr 541]

Oh yes, tiger owes you all of those things.

At this point, he owes it to himself. He's taking a horrible character beating. Would've been much easier to be a little humble and forthright to start with.

[itsbigmoni 1]

At this point, he owes it to himself. He's taking a horrible character beating. Would've been much easier to be a little humble and forthright to start with.

 

He's taking a character beating from dumb asses like you. You can't be the one bashing him, then saying, to avoid this bashing he should speak. Its a private matter. Let him deal with it however he wants. Marriage is hard enough and putting yourself out there like that just makes it all that much harder.

[NewbieJr 541]

Marriage is hard enough and putting yourself out there like that just makes it all that much harder.

Actually, marriage gets really hard when you can't keep it in your pants and cheat on your wife and kids.

 

If Woods hears all the rumors and that isn't the case, then putting himself out there to clear it up would make it so much easier. Didn't your mom ever teach you about the truth?

[Patriotsfatboy1 1,432]

Actually, marriage gets really hard when you can't keep it in your pants and cheat on your wife and kids.

 

If Woods hears all the rumors and that isn't the case, then putting himself out there to clear it up would make it so much easier. Didn't your mom ever teach you about the truth?

 

So says the fock who is cheating on his taxes.

 

Anybody want to bet that Newbie is like the religious guy that is a closet queer? H-Y-P-O-C-R-I-T-E

[KSB2424 3,148]

You have to give to to old Newbs. Even when his 'truths' keep blowing up in his face, he finds a new rumor from another gossip rag to go with. He may look like a complete idiot, but at least the guy has grit. I especially enjoy the latest edition. "He owes it to himself to tell himself what happened" That my friends, cannot be topped.

 

He's either a master fisherman, or a complete dumbass. I'm thinking it's a tad bit of both.

[KSB2424 3,148]

Whatever happened to that TMZ report that the Police where getting warrants and stuff?

 

The Florida Highway Patrol says it will issue Woods a careless driving citation for a car crash outside his Orlando-area mansion last week. Maj. Cindy Williams said Tuesday that will close the investigation and no criminal charges are being pursued. Woods faces a $164 fine.

 

So lets recap:

• The affair was fabricated
  
• He wasn't drunk or under the influence
  
• The police had no evidence of domestic violence (or they would have pursued)
  

[Patriotsfatboy1 1,432]

Whatever happened to that TMZ report that the Police where getting warrants and stuff?

 

So lets recap:

• The affair was fabricated
  
• He wasn't drunk or under the influence
  
• The police had no evidence of domestic violence (or they would have pursued)
  

 

I don't know that we can close the book on the affair. He could have an entire harem waiting in the wings.

 

The other two may or may not be true, but the police don't have enough evidence and there is not enough risk to the public welfare to pursue it.

[itsbigmoni 1]

Actually, marriage gets really hard when you can't keep it in your pants and cheat on your wife and kids.

 

If Woods hears all the rumors and that isn't the case, then putting himself out there to clear it up would make it so much easier. Didn't your mom ever teach you about the truth?

 

First off, you have no proof he cheated.

 

Second, so you're saying its more important to tell the public its not true than it is to her? So lets say he told her, its all lies, nothing ever happened. Thats not good enough. He has to go out and tell a bunch of strangers? What does that prove? Isn't the most important thing telling her?

[KSB2424 3,148]

I don't know that we can close the book on the affair. He could have an entire harem waiting in the wings.

 

The other two may or may not be true, but the police don't have enough evidence and there is not enough risk to the public welfare to pursue it.

Well I guess anything is possible...right? Maybe Tiger is boinking Maj. Cindy Williams too. That would explain why the Highway Patrol is closing the case. It couldn't be because they have no evidence or probable cause. It's a consipacy I tell you!@#! Not only that but Tiger was also focking a VH1 reality TV contestent. Just go buy the latest edition of US Weekly to get all the sorrid details. Next week Star News will have the story of how Elin was focking Mickleson while his wife was in chemo....in the same hospital too!@#!

 

Ummm, yeah. I think I'll stick with what we do know, rather than what we don't know or rag tag magazines and websites that have gotten most of it wrong already and pay off people for stories. But thanks. I'll leave the gossip and guesswork about personal lives to 14 year old girls and NewbieJr.

[cbfalcon 825]

I bout as big a Tiger homer as there is.......

 

The sole, only, reason? Bcoz of his golfing ability and what he's accomplished in his sport. I do not care what products he's hawking, I am not influenced one way or the other to buy something he endorses - nor do I view him as my role model. If he's cheating on his wife and she found out and started beating the shiat out of him - their business. Now the state and/or district attorney may have an interest - but I am not them nor do I work for them - so none of my business. That being said, of course I'm "curious" to know - but Tiger nor his family "owes" me an explanation.

 

This is how I feel.

 

I love watching the guy play. I usually root for him. I want him to break every record in the book. ...as for this story, I would prefer it come out he is innocent of it all, but it's not going to affect the way I appreciate him much if at all either way.

 

I also don't feel he owes me or the public anything. He can keep his personal business private if he chooses to do so......That said, the public can quit buying the products he endorses if it chooses to do so. Or they can quit watching when he plays.

 

BUT....while I don't feel I have the right to know the true story about what's going on in his marriage, I'm curious as hell and going to read every bit of news that comes out on it.

 

sex is awesome.

[Patriotsfatboy1 1,432]

Well I guess anythign is possible. Maybe Tiger is boinking Maj. Cindy Williams too. That would explain why the Highway Patrol is closing the case. It couldn't be because they have no evidence or probable cause. It's a consipacy I thell you!@#! Not only that but Tiger was also focking a VH1 reality TV contestent. Just go buy the latest edition of US Weekly to get all the sorrid details. Next week Star News will have the story of how Elin was focking Mickle

 

Ummm, yeah. I think I'll stick with what we do know, rather than what we don't know or rag tag magazines and websites that have gotten most of it wrong already and pay off people for stories. But thanks.

 

I agree that we should not go on the assumption that he was cheating. I have seen no proof. However, let's not go off on exonerating him either. There is definitely more to the story than has been told thus far and old biotches (like Newbie) who have nothing to do will be feasting on the gossip that the slimebags like TMZ will be digging up.

[NewbieJr 541]

He's either a master fisherman, or a complete dumbass. I'm thinking it's a tad bit of both.

Well, we know the first part is true. The best ever. The second part is probably true on most subjects, as well.

[BLS 314]

Hey Fellas. This is the first time I've really read anything about this.

 

Can somebody summarize WTF happened, what is speculated, and please tell me if somehow Newbie and RP managed to drag politics into it?

Is El Tigre banging another chic? And how does that fit in with him running into a tree?

 

 

 

 

ETA: Oh, and has anybody called Tiger a "NI**ER" yet?

 

Thanks alot.

[NewbieJr 541]

Hey Fellas. This is the first time I've really read anything about this.

 

Can somebody summarize WTF happened, what is speculated, and please tell me if somehow Newbie and RP managed to drag politics into it?

Answer is no. I love talking about celebrities who focked up more than politics.

 

Anyway, Tiger had a VERY suspicious looking accident and is hiding from everyone with the truth. Wild speculation follows about what he is so scared of people finding out.

 

Get your popcorn ready. It's gonna be fun watching.

[Bert 1,128]

Hey Fellas. This is the first time I've really read anything about this.

 

Can somebody summarize WTF happened, what is speculated, and please tell me if somehow Newbie and RP managed to drag politics into it?

Is El Tigre banging another chic? And how does that fit in with him running into a tree?

ETA: Oh, and has anybody called Tiger a "NI**ER" yet?

 

Thanks alot.

 

He was night putting with the dean's daughter.